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re: USA Today: Round 1 Winners and Losers

Posted on 5/9/14 at 4:06 pm to
Posted by cardboardboxer
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Posted on 5/9/14 at 4:06 pm to
We can forgive the Arky fan for making that mistake considering how they lack experience with any Heismans. I mean, they are no Baylor or nothing.
This post was edited on 5/9/14 at 4:06 pm
Posted by wrecking crew
Canada
Member since Apr 2014
1108 posts
Posted on 5/9/14 at 4:09 pm to
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Oh look...three players he did not recruit

He developed these players
Posted by EKG
Houston, TX
Member since Jun 2010
44041 posts
Posted on 5/9/14 at 4:19 pm to
That's how it works. The evolution looks something like this:

"Texas A&M is a bottom-feeder that will be demolished in the SEC."

"Manziel is an unproven freshman who will never compete against SEC defenses."

"He's won a few games, but he'll never beat a top team."

"Well they won't go to a bowl."

"They're going to get killed in their bowl game."

"No way can he win a Heisman. He's a joke."

"Sumlin will go to USC."

"Sumlin is gone to the NFL."

"Sumlin sucks."

"They've lost their entire team in Swope and Joeckel--they'll be lucky to win a couple of games."

"Manziel will never play in the NFL."

"Yeah ... well ... Texas A&M hasn't won a national championship."

Blah blah blah
This post was edited on 5/9/14 at 4:21 pm
Posted by cardboardboxer
Member since Apr 2012
34342 posts
Posted on 5/9/14 at 4:21 pm to
You missed:

"The SEC will have the entire offseason to prepare for Johnny. He won't even score a single touchdown against Saban this time."
Posted by EKG
Houston, TX
Member since Jun 2010
44041 posts
Posted on 5/9/14 at 4:22 pm to
Doh.
That's a good one.
Thank you for pointing it out.
Posted by TigerBait2008
Boulder,CO
Member since Jun 2008
32481 posts
Posted on 5/9/14 at 4:31 pm to
You are so horrible even at being a troll..
Posted by BennyAndTheInkJets
Middle of a layover
Member since Nov 2010
5606 posts
Posted on 5/9/14 at 4:37 pm to
quote:

We can forgive the Arky fan for making that mistake considering how they lack experience with any Heismans. I mean, they are no Baylor or nothing.


Ahhh... A&M. They're the fat girl that sits at the popular table. She thinks she fits in and is really popular, but reality people at every table are making fun of her. Especially the ones that sit with her.
This post was edited on 5/9/14 at 4:39 pm
Posted by EKG
Houston, TX
Member since Jun 2010
44041 posts
Posted on 5/9/14 at 4:42 pm to
Benny ... you couldn't be more wrong.
If you haven't noticed, we don't give a shite whether or not we're popular.


We kinda do our own thing.
Friends with many, yet hated by others.
Posted by EKG
Houston, TX
Member since Jun 2010
44041 posts
Posted on 5/9/14 at 4:44 pm to
Where did I troll?
Search every post I've ever made.
I've never trolled anyone.

Posted by cardboardboxer
Member since Apr 2012
34342 posts
Posted on 5/9/14 at 4:44 pm to
quote:

Ahhh... A&M. They're the fat girl that sits at the popular table. She thinks she fits in and is really popular, but reality people at every table are making fun of her. Especially the ones that sit with her.



You might make fun of us, but at least we get to sit at the table. Every other team in Texas can't say that.

And they better let us sit here after our daddy hired a limo service to take everyone in the SEC to prom.

We all can't be the pretty slut.
This post was edited on 5/9/14 at 4:45 pm
Posted by BennyAndTheInkJets
Middle of a layover
Member since Nov 2010
5606 posts
Posted on 5/9/14 at 4:51 pm to
You sit there because your daddy has oil money and a sick pool house. Even that is up in the air from time to time whenever you decide to wear a swimsuit.
quote:

We all can't be the pretty slut.

She'll have something you never will, a boyfriend (BCSNCG).

:somethingracistbutfunnyaboutblackboyfriendandSumlin:
Posted by EKG
Houston, TX
Member since Jun 2010
44041 posts
Posted on 5/9/14 at 4:52 pm to
Huh?

Posted by BennyAndTheInkJets
Middle of a layover
Member since Nov 2010
5606 posts
Posted on 5/9/14 at 4:54 pm to
The pieces are there, can't think, tradings been crazy this week
Posted by EKG
Houston, TX
Member since Jun 2010
44041 posts
Posted on 5/9/14 at 4:54 pm to
Posted by cardboardboxer
Member since Apr 2012
34342 posts
Posted on 5/9/14 at 4:59 pm to
quote:

You sit there because your daddy has oil money and a sick pool house.


I will take that over being a chaperone for the party who keeps telling everyone how cool he was when he was younger.

quote:

She'll have something you never will, a boyfriend (BCSNCG).


You are correct we will never have a BCS national title as those are now gone forever. woah is aggy
Posted by BennyAndTheInkJets
Middle of a layover
Member since Nov 2010
5606 posts
Posted on 5/9/14 at 5:23 pm to
quote:

I will take that over being a chaperone for the party who keeps telling everyone how cool he was when he was younger.

frick you the 60's were awesome
Posted by Korin
Member since Jan 2014
37935 posts
Posted on 5/9/14 at 5:24 pm to
Thanks for Evans.
Posted by EKG
Houston, TX
Member since Jun 2010
44041 posts
Posted on 5/9/14 at 5:36 pm to
Beast, he is.
Probably the best player drafted yesterday.
He'll do big things, Korin.
This post was edited on 5/9/14 at 5:36 pm
Posted by cardboardboxer
Member since Apr 2012
34342 posts
Posted on 5/9/14 at 6:03 pm to
I don't know what LSU's book would be called, but it would start:

"When college football began in the year 2000, LSU...."
Posted by randomways
North Carolina
Member since Aug 2013
12988 posts
Posted on 5/9/14 at 7:35 pm to
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Beast, he is.


NFL analyst, Yoda is not.
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