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re: Updyke needs his own reality show.

Posted on 9/26/12 at 9:58 am to
Posted by troywew
Member since Nov 2010
2510 posts
Posted on 9/26/12 at 9:58 am to
The pix in nola.com of his wife...asian lady. Decent looking for an older lady. Ol' harv out kicked his coverage
Posted by 1999
Where I be
Member since Oct 2009
29128 posts
Posted on 9/26/12 at 10:06 am to


mailorder?
Posted by Ric Flair
Charlotte
Member since Oct 2005
13653 posts
Posted on 9/26/12 at 10:29 am to
Needs to be a real world type show with infamous SEC characters with Harvey, Teabagger, Junior and Lulu, LSU kegstand granny, and John L. Smith.
Posted by Broken Coyote
Seated. Facing forward
Member since Dec 2010
3050 posts
Posted on 9/26/12 at 12:08 pm to
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Like I said, he arbitrarily chose Bama


Pull up a seat and let Ole Coyote explain how this happened.

Paul William Bryant. That's the answer.

Allow me to expound a little. Being older than most here, I spent my formative years in the U.S. Army. Being poor and rural, the military was my way out of the field, and this was at the height of Coach Bryant's fame in the late 70's.

Not knowing much about anything of the world around me at the time, I was shocked at the number of Bryant Crimson Tide fans I met from all over the country, people that never sat foot in Alabama. Most knew nothing about the state except Bryant and the Tide.

So it wasn't really an arbitrary choice that Updyke choose to be an Alabama fan. It was generational.

That said, he is a crazy, sad piece of shite and a criminal to poison the Toomer oaks. Anyone that allows a game to drive them to criminal or violent acts are sad pieces of shite.

Posted by Bama54
Neverland
Member since Nov 2011
5021 posts
Posted on 9/26/12 at 12:12 pm to
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God, I wish so badly that this crazy, sad man from Texas hadn't arbitrarily decided to be an Alabama fan.



Me too. He is not an alumni, not even from Alabama.
Posted by bayou2003
Mah-zur-ree (417)
Member since Oct 2003
17646 posts
Posted on 9/26/12 at 12:18 pm to
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Are you kidding me? He went to high school in Florida. Lived and worked his whole life in Texas. Retired to Louisiana. He never attended Alabama. He never lived in Tuscaloosa. He has no real attachment to the school whatsoever. Hell, he doesn't have any attachment to the state.


Someone needs to enroll his arse or let him take some online courses from Bama so we can say he went to Bama. Lets all chip in
Posted by allin2010
Auburn
Member since Aug 2011
18151 posts
Posted on 9/26/12 at 5:37 pm to
Rumor (will he show up tomorrow?)

He gone. RT @chambc1 source: Harvey Updyke's bond has been revoked in Lee Co. He'll be arrested during hearing tom. Clerks office closed.
Posted by TigersOfGeauxld
Just across the water...
Member since Aug 2009
25057 posts
Posted on 9/26/12 at 5:48 pm to
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Alabama fans need a reality.
Posted by MSCoastTigerGirl
Baton Rouge
Member since Dec 2008
35525 posts
Posted on 9/26/12 at 5:50 pm to
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He gone. RT @chambc1 source: Harvey Updyke's bond has been revoked in Lee Co. He'll be arrested during hearing tom. Clerks office closed.



What a dumbass.
Posted by tickfawtiger
Killian LA
Member since Sep 2005
10980 posts
Posted on 9/26/12 at 5:59 pm to
It's like this regarding all of sports.... many random people tend to choose the biggest winners to root for whether they have ZERO connection what-so-ever see Yankess,New England Patriots,L.A. Lakers etc. etc. etc.
It's sort of lame but there it is...hell, even syndicated sports talk show hosts do it...i.e. that Tenn. grad finebaum with his bama obsession. Sadly, for the real bama brethren, scores of these morons have artificially and remora-like glued themselves to your program !
Posted by Alahunter
Member since Jan 2008
90738 posts
Posted on 9/26/12 at 6:00 pm to
Imagine if he has a heart attack and dies in Lee County Jail.
Posted by allin2010
Auburn
Member since Aug 2011
18151 posts
Posted on 9/26/12 at 7:22 pm to
Pretty awesome. RT @RyanBrownWJOX: @JHokanson How awesome if (Updyke) skips the hearing and Dog the Bounty Hunter has to track him down?


Well maybe he can be on this show

Two warrants were issued Wednesday and are expected to be served on Harvey Updyke in Lee County Circuit Court on Wednesday, a move that could revoke his bond and lead to his re-arrest in the case involving the poisoning of the famed oak trees at Toomer's Corner at Auburn University.

 The warrants were issued following Updyke's felony arrest in Louisiana last week. Updyke will be in court Thursday  to have new attorneys appointed. Judge Jacob Walker III also could rule on a change of venue request.

An alias warrant and a warrant/bond issue were  issued Wednesday,  according to the Alacourt website. Updyke, a devout Alabama fan, is accused of poisoning the trees following Auburn's win over the Tide in 2010.
This post was edited on 9/27/12 at 7:49 am
Posted by puttytat
BEACH
Member since Apr 2005
5374 posts
Posted on 9/26/12 at 8:14 pm to
Stick him in the same cell with the teabagger....they can be bunk buddies.....damn gumps
Posted by fishwhistler
Coast to Coast
Member since May 2012
330 posts
Posted on 9/26/12 at 8:42 pm to
My wife would watch it. Guaranteed.
Posted by BamaELCo
Alabama
Member since Jun 2012
3210 posts
Posted on 9/26/12 at 9:29 pm to
Posted by troywew
Member since Nov 2010
2510 posts
Posted on 9/27/12 at 12:50 am to
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He gone. RT @chambc1 source: Harvey Updyke's bond has been revoked in Lee Co. He'll be arrested during hearing tom. Clerks office closed.


Lee County bond revoked, he goes back there? If so, that's the end of ol' Harvey. That jail is full of auburn players

I crack me up.
This post was edited on 9/27/12 at 12:51 am
Posted by umrebel2009
Member since Feb 2010
7284 posts
Posted on 9/27/12 at 1:06 am to
Guarantee the lawn mower had atleast 1 Bama sticker on it
Posted by Suck Out West
Phoenix, AZ
Member since Dec 2006
5932 posts
Posted on 9/27/12 at 3:13 am to
With crimson & white streamers on the handle.
Posted by Rbama13
Birmingham, AL
Member since Jul 2011
685 posts
Posted on 9/27/12 at 6:51 am to
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he technically retired to Dadeville so he could go to bama games. the only reason he left the state was to live with family after all the toomers shite happened.


I wonder why Harvey chose to live in Dadeville which is a 30-45 minute drive to Auburn on the opposite side of the State from Tuscaloosa?
Posted by Vince
Danziger Bridge
Member since Nov 2009
2223 posts
Posted on 9/27/12 at 8:02 am to
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I wonder why Harvey chose to live in Dadeville which is a 30-45 minute drive to Auburn on the opposite side of the State from Tuscaloosa?

His high school buddy Wayne Barnes, aka florabama on at least one Bama Board, rented his lake house to Updyke.

quote:

Updyke knew Barnes had a house in Alabama, a little cinder-block place on Lake Martin near Dadeville. Barnes offered to rent it to him for $300 a month. Harvey and Elva moved into the lake house in the winter of 2009. He lived just 130 miles from Tuscaloosa and the Alabama campus. He also lived just 30 miles from Auburn.
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