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Updyke needs his own reality show.
Posted on 9/26/12 at 6:04 am
Posted on 9/26/12 at 6:04 am
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Posted on 9/26/12 at 6:09 am to willeaux
God, I wish so badly that this crazy, sad man from Texas hadn't arbitrarily decided to be an Alabama fan. 
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Posted on 9/26/12 at 6:13 am to willeaux
Per Harvey:
Is that an Alabama t-shirt he is wearing in his mugshot?
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I'm not an idiot. I know all about the law.
Is that an Alabama t-shirt he is wearing in his mugshot?
Posted on 9/26/12 at 8:49 am to willeaux
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"I'm going to try to find a polygraph operator to give me a lie detector test on this and I want that officer to do the same thing. I've already got a call made to the police department," Updyke told the newspaper.
Gumps and their polygraphs.
Posted on 9/26/12 at 8:51 am to weagle99
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Is that an Alabama t-shirt he is wearing in his mugshot?
That's the only way he rolls.
Posted on 9/26/12 at 8:53 am to willeaux
Would they film it from jail?
Posted on 9/26/12 at 8:57 am to willeaux
UpDyke Dynasty.
Posted on 9/26/12 at 8:59 am to genro
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God, I wish so badly that this crazy, sad man from Texas hadn't arbitrarily decided to be an Alabama fan.
Did he graduate from Bama, if not then that's sad he's the most famous or infamous Bama fan and not even an Alum.
Posted on 9/26/12 at 9:00 am to willeaux
Had to post the picture...but is anyone surprised. Bet he had an Alabama hat on, but they made him take it off...
Posted on 9/26/12 at 9:02 am to allin2010
Yes, give this guy a reality show. That will give the world a glimpse of the Bama fans us in the SEC have grown accustom to.
Posted on 9/26/12 at 9:03 am to bayou2003
quote:Are you kidding me? He went to high school in Florida. Lived and worked his whole life in Texas. Retired to Louisiana. He never attended Alabama. He never lived in Tuscaloosa. He has no real attachment to the school whatsoever. Hell, he doesn't have any attachment to the state.
Did he graduate from Bama
Like I said, he arbitrarily chose Bama. This crazy sad piece of shite could've just easily chose Mississippi State and subsequently poisoned the grove.
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Posted on 9/26/12 at 9:03 am to weagle99
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Is that an Alabama t-shirt he is wearing in his mugshot?
What gave it away? The big ol' National Champions at the top?
Posted on 9/26/12 at 9:04 am to willeaux
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Updyke walked outside and asked someone with a cell phone to dial 911
he doesn't have a cell phone
Posted on 9/26/12 at 9:22 am to genro
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Retired to Louisiana. He never attended Alabama. He never lived in Tuscaloosa. He has no real attachment to the school whatsoever. Hell, he doesn't have any attachment to the state.
he technically retired to Dadeville so he could go to bama games. the only reason he left the state was to live with family after all the toomers shite happened.
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Posted on 9/26/12 at 9:27 am to TheCaterpillar
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Yes, give this guy a reality show. That will give the world a glimpse of the Bama fans us in the SEC have grown accustom to.
Posted on 9/26/12 at 9:28 am to willeaux
I'd watch
Posted on 9/26/12 at 9:40 am to 1999
Well we're all doomed if he hooks up with the crazies that have been calling in bomb threats.
Posted on 9/26/12 at 9:48 am to Bellabama
He needs a mullet, he's near bald on top anyway.
Posted on 9/26/12 at 9:55 am to willeaux
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Updyke needs his own reality show.
I am for this.
Posted on 9/26/12 at 9:58 am to SpartyGator
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I'd watch
I DVD that show and watch it every time I feel the need to be grateful.
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