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Posted on 10/24/22 at 9:06 am to cajunbama
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LSU fans convinced themselves that Alabama had to be on PEDs because of the way they man handled LSU.
WAit, what? Bama wasn’t on PEDs?
Posted on 10/24/22 at 9:22 am to KidCreole
Ever since Eddie told them “We Coming”, Bama fans (especially their women) have unconsciously desired a coach with such a bold, brass set. Bama fans have many hang ups, secrets however; which is causing the Gump “Suits” great consternation. For they had gleefully begun negotes with “Ohh” long before LSU fired him, and they have steadily persisted. Gump knows Ogeron is the “Recruiting King Dog” and hoped to bring him in under Saban for a smoother transition. The problem with signing him up, so I’m told, which is what the Suits have been diligently investigating….are the hypocritical Baptist’ Gump fans so massively prevalent throughout Alabama…..and the fact that Eddie O is a proud card carrying Catholic; which of course is predominant amongst LSU fans and throughout Louisiana. It’s what makes LSU Fans, Tiger Stadium, Death Valley & LSU’s whole GameDay, Campus & TailGate experience the undisputed #1 Fan/Player Experience in Sports on Earth!
Now Liquor sales in the state of Alabama rival those of any other, including La.! But drinking is a No No for Baptists and the many other permutation faiths/churches found everywhere in Alabama. Their proclivity for spirits is another well held, but hidden, Gump secret; which may be why they so secretly desire/want Ogeron as head Elephant!?! Eddie is up front as they get (and Cum)! But again It’s so very complicated with Gump & their ball sports you see, which is why U of A, Board & REC have been desperately (and again “secretly”) hustling their replacement coach in secret, private for years now.
Now Liquor sales in the state of Alabama rival those of any other, including La.! But drinking is a No No for Baptists and the many other permutation faiths/churches found everywhere in Alabama. Their proclivity for spirits is another well held, but hidden, Gump secret; which may be why they so secretly desire/want Ogeron as head Elephant!?! Eddie is up front as they get (and Cum)! But again It’s so very complicated with Gump & their ball sports you see, which is why U of A, Board & REC have been desperately (and again “secretly”) hustling their replacement coach in secret, private for years now.
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Posted on 10/24/22 at 9:28 am to Cheer
I hope it’s Lane! Saban needs to get Lane back as OC and Coach guarantee in a few years and then get jeremynpruitt to be DC and asst head coach. We never miss a beat if that happens.
Posted on 10/24/22 at 9:32 am to KidCreole
My sources have confirmed to me that the new head coach at Alabama will be Gus Malzahn
Posted on 10/24/22 at 9:48 am to BamaScoop
Even despite Saban promoting the Vaccine and lining up for every Boost, there ain’t 3 years bro! For many reasons. So, catch up baw…..for thats the whole Point of this entire thread and why Gump Admins have been suffering bouts of both Loose Bowels & Constipation since 2019. As was known since early 2020 and now fully, widely confirmed & undisputed……Saban and/or any other Vaxed Sheep/Cattle could be “suddenly gone”. Fact! Again, I commend Gump for being proactively advanced in their awareness, plight & dilemma.
Are you perhaps one of the many Bama fans who are campaigning, hoping for Ed “We Coming” Ogeron as head Elephant!?!
Are you perhaps one of the many Bama fans who are campaigning, hoping for Ed “We Coming” Ogeron as head Elephant!?!
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Posted on 10/24/22 at 9:49 am to KidCreole
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Posted on 10/24/22 at 10:05 am to GainesvilleDawg
After a couple of early season cup cake wins, I could see Gump boarding, riding the Gus Bus.
The truth is Gus or Ed may very well be the best & only choices and thus/therefore the University of Alabama, or any other proud team, fanbase, will proceed to gratefully embrace, support their new coach Ohh or the Gus bat!
The truth is Gus or Ed may very well be the best & only choices and thus/therefore the University of Alabama, or any other proud team, fanbase, will proceed to gratefully embrace, support their new coach Ohh or the Gus bat!
Posted on 10/24/22 at 10:30 am to Cheer
Well that would Throw gas on the Tennessee -Alabama rivalry.
Posted on 10/24/22 at 12:18 pm to Cheer
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It's always been Lane. Thus, the PR firm is a great idea.
What? No love for Dabo?
You’re gonna need a bigger PR firm.
Posted on 10/24/22 at 12:25 pm to KidCreole
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University of Alabama engaged PR/Media Consulting Firm to prepare fans for next coach.
Posted on 10/24/22 at 12:29 pm to bstew3006
Rich Rod would be available, he’s doing well at Jacksonville State.
Posted on 10/24/22 at 12:33 pm to KidCreole
Would love to have kiffin.
Posted on 10/24/22 at 12:44 pm to BamafaninFlorida
The deal was settled early this spring.
Ed Orgeron will be the next HC at Alabama.
Ed Orgeron will be the next HC at Alabama.
Posted on 10/24/22 at 12:46 pm to KidCreole
quote:Now this is how you alter!
KidCreole
Posted on 10/24/22 at 12:48 pm to KidCreole
I cannot imagine what coach would want to take over immediately following the GOAT. Sure you’re probably going to be set up for success for a year or two but that would be a daunting task.
Posted on 10/24/22 at 1:00 pm to CollegeFBRules
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You have an actual link to anything discussing this
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Posted on 10/24/22 at 1:02 pm to KidCreole
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Member since Nov 2015
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Posted on 10/24/22 at 1:05 pm to terd ferguson
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They should steal Jimbo
They'd win a natty in 3 years.
BAS and all that.
Posted on 10/24/22 at 1:07 pm to KidCreole
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