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Posted on 4/29/16 at 2:21 pm
Posted on 4/29/16 at 2:21 pm
At 4:25
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Posted on 4/29/16 at 2:21 pm to Columbia
Should have gone with 4:20 amirite?
Posted on 4/29/16 at 2:22 pm to CoachKlein
Actually it's in 30 minutes.
Posted on 4/29/16 at 2:23 pm to Columbia
Predictions:
- He claims he mis-heard the reporter when he admitted to taking money
- He admits to smoking weed, though it was years ago
- He denies receiving improper benefits from OM coaches, boosters or anyone else
- He claims he mis-heard the reporter when he admitted to taking money
- He admits to smoking weed, though it was years ago
- He denies receiving improper benefits from OM coaches, boosters or anyone else
Posted on 4/29/16 at 2:24 pm to CoachKlein
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Should have gone with 4:20 amirite?
Yesssss
This post was edited on 4/29/16 at 2:24 pm
Posted on 4/29/16 at 2:24 pm to DeltaDoc
All of those are safe bets. He's been coached all morning, I'm sure.
Posted on 4/29/16 at 2:24 pm to Columbia
Did that hole tonsils, dig it
Posted on 4/29/16 at 2:25 pm to Columbia
anyone expecting anything but a bunch of damage control and denial will be disappointed
Posted on 4/29/16 at 2:25 pm to Columbia
No 4:15 no care. Everyone knows real pressers are at 4:15.
Posted on 4/29/16 at 2:26 pm to Columbia
-he plays dumb
-was confused and thought it pertained to the bong
-he loves ole miss
-Hugh is like a (sugar) daddy to him
-promises to work extra hard for the Dolphins
-was confused and thought it pertained to the bong
-he loves ole miss
-Hugh is like a (sugar) daddy to him
-promises to work extra hard for the Dolphins
Posted on 4/29/16 at 2:27 pm to DeltaDoc
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Predictions:
- He claims he mis-heard the reporter when he admitted to taking money
- He admits to smoking weed, though it was years ago
- He denies receiving improper benefits from OM coaches, boosters or anyone else
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He decides that it is only fair to the Dolphins organization that he go forward with a clean slate and admits to everything on his conscience.
Posted on 4/29/16 at 2:28 pm to GoCrazyAuburn
or 4:25 if you live in Fayetteville.
Posted on 4/29/16 at 2:28 pm to TheCosbySweater
I'm just really blessed to be here. I'm just blessed to be with the Dolphins. I'm just blessed to be blessed. I'm blessed to be at this press conference.
Posted on 4/29/16 at 2:28 pm to Larry
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He decides that it is only fair to the Dolphins organization that he go forward with a clean slate and admits to everything on his conscience
Pop fuching kern
Posted on 4/29/16 at 2:28 pm to DeltaDoc
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Predictions:
- He claims he mis-heard the reporter when he admitted to taking money
- He admits to smoking weed, though it was years ago
- He denies receiving improper benefits from OM coaches, boosters or anyone else
pretty much this, then ole miss fans will believe and repeat everything they say in that presser as the truth, because why would they lie...
This post was edited on 4/29/16 at 2:29 pm
Posted on 4/29/16 at 2:29 pm to Larry
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He decides that it is only fair to the Dolphins organization that he go forward with a clean slate and admits to everything on his conscience.
While the right thing to do, I have a hard time believing a pothead, money-grubber is going to clean the slate and do the right thing.
It is more likely that Dicky Scruggs has wired about $5M in hush money to him.
Posted on 4/29/16 at 2:30 pm to Columbia
Laryngitis Tonsil will stumble through a reading of this prepared statement (with his lawyer beside him):
"I would like to thank all of those who have helped me fulfill my dream of becoming a professional football player. I am truly blessed.
"Last night, at the NFL draft, I was asked some questions about some text messages. I was confused by the questions and misspoke. I have called this press conference to correct any confusion.
"I have never taken improper benefits from the University of Mississippi or its boosters.
"I will now answer any questi..."
[interrupted by lawyer whispering in his ear]
"I mean...NOT...I will NOT answer any questions. Thank you."
This post was edited on 4/29/16 at 2:32 pm
Posted on 4/29/16 at 2:32 pm to KaiserSoze99
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Tunsil Presser
I really hope someone doesn't hack into Tunsil's body and start spitting truth. That would be really hurtful to Ole Miss. I feel like in my mind that may have happened previously but that's probably just deja vu.
Posted on 4/29/16 at 2:34 pm to KaiserSoze99
i would be 100000% okay with this
Posted on 4/29/16 at 2:35 pm to Columbia
At the advice of his idiot attorney, he will claim he and his friends were playing Top Gun.
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