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Truth about what happened on Nov. 5
Posted on 1/13/12 at 2:07 am
Posted on 1/13/12 at 2:07 am
I'm hearing that Cade Foster and Jeremy Shelley got into a tickle fight in the shower before the game. You've seen Shelley's hair, you know he's shampooing that mane 3-4 times a day, so yeah, he was showering before the game. Anyway, they both slipped and broke multiple toenails, which totally threw off their kicking.
Oh, and Michael Williams lost his right hand in a freak bandsaw accident the Thursday before the game and was playing with a quickly-developed prosthetic. Had he been playing with both of his hands or had had more time to get used to the prosthetic hand, he would've held onto the ball that Reid yanked out.
Anyway, we all know that was not the real Foster/Shelley/Williams on November 5 that we had seen the rest of the year, and now you know the rest of the story.
Oh, and Michael Williams lost his right hand in a freak bandsaw accident the Thursday before the game and was playing with a quickly-developed prosthetic. Had he been playing with both of his hands or had had more time to get used to the prosthetic hand, he would've held onto the ball that Reid yanked out.
Anyway, we all know that was not the real Foster/Shelley/Williams on November 5 that we had seen the rest of the year, and now you know the rest of the story.
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Posted on 1/13/12 at 2:11 am to Wahoo
Create a new Alter and start over.
Posted on 1/13/12 at 2:15 am to Wahoo
I heard Cade Foster pulled a pec at the gym and it caused him to pull his kicks to the left.
Posted on 1/13/12 at 2:17 am to busey
I heard there is more pron on the rant. Ranters dropping like flies today.
Posted on 1/13/12 at 2:45 am to NATidefan
Utter chaos.
Posted on 1/13/12 at 4:59 am to Wahoo
LSU won. Get over it. 
Posted on 1/13/12 at 6:40 am to Wahoo
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I'm hearing that Cade Foster and Jeremy Shelley got into a tickle fight in the shower before the game. You've seen Shelley's hair, you know he's shampooing that mane 3-4 times a day, so yeah, he was showering before the game. Anyway, they both slipped and broke multiple toenails, which totally threw off their kicking.
Oh, and Michael Williams lost his right hand in a freak bandsaw accident the Thursday before the game and was playing with a quickly-developed prosthetic. Had he been playing with both of his hands or had had more time to get used to the prosthetic hand, he would've held onto the ball that Reid yanked out.
Anyway, we all know that was not the real Foster/Shelley/Williams on November 5 that we had seen the rest of the year, and now you know the rest of the story.
Story I heard was that you had tossed their salad before the game thus creating their problems during the game
Posted on 1/13/12 at 6:59 am to Wahoo
Posted on 1/13/12 at 7:58 am to Wahoo
You need to cancel your acct - that crap was gay. A tickle fight - 
Posted on 1/13/12 at 7:59 am to Wahoo
I heard that Alabama was quite fortunate to get a spot in the NC game, and due to whining and politicking apparently convinced enough voters to vote them into it.
Posted on 1/13/12 at 8:07 am to TigerJeff
You want to touch dat thang, don't you.
Posted on 1/13/12 at 8:13 am to Wahoo
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Truth about what happened on Nov. 5
I believe that game was fixed.
Posted on 1/13/12 at 8:22 am to Wahoo
Truth about what's happened to the SEC Rant ... it's now more crappy than before.
This post was edited on 1/13/12 at 8:23 am
Posted on 1/13/12 at 8:45 am to Wahoo
I sort of L L'd
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