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re: tRant after Petrino's motorcycle accident
Posted on 12/31/15 at 7:59 am to SurfTide
Posted on 12/31/15 at 7:59 am to SurfTide
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tRant after Petrino's motorcycle accident by SurfTideWhat was that like?
What is it like, look at their program after 4 years.
This year 7-5 and if not for a busted play against Ole Miss in OT they finish 6-6
They have not choice but to ride this storm out and I ask my close Hog friends how long before they fire Brett B. Their answer is as long as Hogs beat LSU he has job security.
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Posted on 12/31/15 at 8:04 am to HYDRebs
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Please tell me y'all still don't think he was on a motorcycle when this happened
Ive come around on the theory that her then fiance beat the brakes off Petrino. I thought it was a motorcycle too until further review.
How does a guy in a "motorcyce accident" have injuries on both sides of his face when he supposedly crashed into a ditch of dirt and grass? No injuries to hands either if he was bracing for a fall.
Just saying
Posted on 12/31/15 at 8:05 am to LCTFAN
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Their answer is as long as Hogs beat LSU he has job security.
That is complete and total shite.
Btw- congrats on the Jimbo hire, I'm sure you'll beat bama next year. 
Posted on 12/31/15 at 8:08 am to MrBiriwa
Yeah that dude definitely beat the frick out of him.
Posted on 12/31/15 at 8:15 am to MrBiriwa
Theory my arse
Petrino looked like he'd jumped out of an airplane with no parachute and his mistress didn't have a scratch on her... Not one single scratch... Yet she was on the motorcycle with him at the time of the wreck ?!? Come on... Her fiancée beat the ever loving shite out of him.
The way my Arkansas friend told me it happened is the two were out on one of their postfrick joy rides when he pulled up in a car and cut them off at a red light.. Petrino swerved off the road and the motorcycle fell over sideways in the grass... Her fiancee then got out of his car and did his best impression of Frank Dux's legendary Kumite run from back in the 70s.
Petrino looked like he'd jumped out of an airplane with no parachute and his mistress didn't have a scratch on her... Not one single scratch... Yet she was on the motorcycle with him at the time of the wreck ?!? Come on... Her fiancée beat the ever loving shite out of him.
The way my Arkansas friend told me it happened is the two were out on one of their postfrick joy rides when he pulled up in a car and cut them off at a red light.. Petrino swerved off the road and the motorcycle fell over sideways in the grass... Her fiancee then got out of his car and did his best impression of Frank Dux's legendary Kumite run from back in the 70s.
This post was edited on 12/31/15 at 8:32 am
Posted on 12/31/15 at 8:19 am to SurfTide
Posted on 12/31/15 at 8:22 am to reggierayreb
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his mistress didn't have a scratch I her... Not one single scratch..
You read that on a message board or did you personally go visit her and see for yourself?
I wouldn't be surprised if the fiancée did chase him down and beat his arse but I highly doubt you know for sure what you are saying as fact.
Posted on 12/31/15 at 8:28 am to reggierayreb
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Petrino looked like he'd jumped out of an airplane with no parachute and his mistress didn't have a scratch I her... Not one single scratch... Yet she was on the motorcycle with him at the time of the wreck ?!? Come on... Her fiancée beat the ever loving shite out of him... It is known.
All I know is that it is a taboo subject around Josh (Morgan) ... especially if Jessica (Petrino's mistress) is anywhere in sight.
He's doing a good job with our swim team though. We've improved every year he's been here. And they got married a couple of years ago.
Josh is a really good guy. When I found out who he was I sort of felt sorry for him ... but he's a good guy and he's handled it all like a champ IMHO.
If he did kick Petrino's arse then good for him. I hope it is true.
Posted on 12/31/15 at 8:38 am to scrooster
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he's a good guy and he's handled it all like a champ
You misspelled the word chump
Posted on 12/31/15 at 8:41 am to redeye
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In Dale's defense, all the information probably wasn't out yet and most still don't know why Petrino was actually fired.
He was fired because he fricking lied to his bosses face when he said he was alone on the bike. You don't lie to your boss and keep your job. This is a concept that hog fans could not grasp that day and apparently still cannot.
Posted on 12/31/15 at 8:50 am to Tiguar
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You don't lie to your boss and keep your job. This is a concept that hog fans could not grasp that day and apparently still cannot.
A good experienced AD would have covered the entire situation up, paid off the State police and promoted Jessica and her cuck husband.
Posted on 12/31/15 at 9:08 am to Pigfeet
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A good experienced AD would have covered the entire situation up, paid off the State police and promoted Jessica and her cuck husband.
Once the police knew and the story was known outside of the 2 key players involved there was nothing JL could do but take the high road and fire BP. Heck just having the fiancée know which is the prevalent rumor to this day, there was no other option.
Of course we could have bribed people and hoped that stuck but there is no security in that and never would there be. Have you people never watched soap operas and gleaned any knowledge from their dramas?
Posted on 12/31/15 at 9:17 am to Latarian
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wedding book thread
I had the entire book on a free PDF hosting website, Just checked and they took it down. When I last looked it had over 20k downloads
Posted on 12/31/15 at 9:21 am to Latarian
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the wedding book thread, then it got funny, legendary funny.
GOAT
That and Lexington Police scanner. Both same year I believe.
Those were the golden days.
This post was edited on 12/31/15 at 9:21 am
Posted on 12/31/15 at 9:35 am to Pigfeet
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A good experienced AD would have covered the entire situation up, paid off the State police and promoted Jessica and her cuck husband.
Petrino is the one who called the state police and filed the report stating he had a passenger and named her.
Where he wrecked the bike was very rural, the couple that gave him a ride to town didn't know who he was, she wasn't with him at that time.
Knowing all this would come out in the accident report that is public record that he filled out, he chose to call a press conference and lie about the circumstances after he lied to Long about what happened.
Petrino saved the university millions in the long run, his piss poor recruiting, development, and retention was ensuring Arkansas having to pay his huge buyout within the next couple of years.
Since then:
Louisville
2013: 12-1
2014: 9-4
2015: 8-5
Arkansas
2013: 3-9
2014: 7-6
2015: 7-6/8-5
One has a program trending up, the other not so much.
Posted on 12/31/15 at 10:00 am to LCTFAN
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I ask my close Hog friends how long before they fire Brett B. Their answer is as long as Hogs beat LSU he has job security
I mean if that makes you feel better then believe that but its BS
Posted on 12/31/15 at 10:02 am to rockiee
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I mean if that makes you feel better then believe that but its BS
Its all they have after the world saw how beating a bad aggy team can save your job in the third quarter.
Posted on 12/31/15 at 10:14 am to LanierSpots
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MY favorite Freek gifs
these are great as well
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