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Posted on 9/12/17 at 7:49 am
Posted by Pygthagorean Theorem
Member since Aug 2015
7834 posts
Posted on 9/12/17 at 7:49 am
Bert is fricking fat as frick and can go frick himself. Might as well add in Captain Integrity Jeff Long to it. Jeff Long, go frick yourself.
Posted by deltaland
Member since Mar 2011
90500 posts
Posted on 9/12/17 at 7:59 am to
Melt
Posted by Delmore1951
Homer La
Member since Aug 2017
908 posts
Posted on 9/12/17 at 8:00 am to
I love this melt down. Geaux tigers
Posted by JSnipe13
Member since Sep 2016
1302 posts
Posted on 9/12/17 at 8:01 am to
Quality post. Nothing you said was inaccurate!
Posted by 1BIGTigerFan
100,000 posts
Member since Jan 2007
49089 posts
Posted on 9/12/17 at 8:01 am to
You're doing it right!

9/10
Posted by piggilicious
Member since Jan 2011
37295 posts
Posted on 9/12/17 at 8:06 am to
Jeff Long should be #1- Bert didn't give himself that buyout.
Posted by FinebaumsHair
Monroe, La
Member since Aug 2017
3001 posts
Posted on 9/12/17 at 8:11 am to
You left out that he has a whore who cucked him for a wife.
Posted by PeaRidgeWatash
Down by the docks of the city
Member since Dec 2004
15210 posts
Posted on 9/12/17 at 8:12 am to
Stop holding back and tell us how you really feel!!!
Posted by GnashRebel
Member since May 2015
8174 posts
Posted on 9/12/17 at 8:14 am to
Posted by jb4
Member since Apr 2013
12641 posts
Posted on 9/12/17 at 8:18 am to
How empty will cowboy stadium be? Hopefully they rip up the contract after this game
Posted by JaboStokes
Member since Nov 2008
1865 posts
Posted on 9/12/17 at 8:23 am to
quote:

Bert is fricking fat


Bert's name is Bret.
Posted by Homesick Tiger
Greenbrier, AR
Member since Nov 2006
54202 posts
Posted on 9/12/17 at 8:24 am to
IMO, the media in Arkansas is partly to blame. I've lived here for 33 years and in that time I have yet to see or hear one reporter who is critical of the program, when it needs to be critical.

I watched The Pig Trail the other day. The guy hosting the show said "we have time to turn the season around and still get in a bowl game". Nothing about winning a division title or conference title, just a bowl game. Complacency seems to have become the norm with many Hog fans and media. Not necessarily the Hog posters on here but when discussing football with the average fan "just as long as we get a bowl game" is not setting a high bar for your program.

When the fans and media start demanding titles and championships instead of just "a bowl game" then I think you just might see an uptick in your program.
Posted by reggieray420
Member since Dec 2016
2700 posts
Posted on 9/12/17 at 8:25 am to
Mmmmmm melty
Posted by Herman Frisco
Bon Secour
Member since Sep 2008
17260 posts
Posted on 9/12/17 at 8:30 am to
You should be ashamed. If you fire Bert his wife and new born child will have to go on welfare. This is not acceptable...

:jump2:
Posted by The Goat
Right here, Chief
Member since Nov 2006
2793 posts
Posted on 9/12/17 at 8:34 am to
quote:

Jeff Long is #1


This is truth. Yes, Bert is fat. That is undeniable. But that ridiculous extension that Long gave to Fat Bert is the real Head Scratcher. Fat Bert is sitting very pretty and its due to Long incompetence and infatuation with Bert's fatness
Posted by Hogwarts
Arkansas, USA
Member since Sep 2015
18045 posts
Posted on 9/12/17 at 8:34 am to
You sho is mad.
Posted by Barneyrb
NELA
Member since May 2016
5083 posts
Posted on 9/12/17 at 8:35 am to
quote:

we have time to turn the season around and still get in a bowl game


And like you said that is the major problem. Those guys don't care if it's the Shreveport bowl or the NC game, just play one more game.

I've always been in the "build it and they will come camp". Dabo is a great example of taking over a mediocre program and taking it up. CBB ain't getting it done and after 5 years he needs to go and now.

5 years ago we were recruiting in the mid to upper 20's and things are still the same.
Posted by Jebeco
Clear Lake City, TX
Member since Jul 2014
3292 posts
Posted on 9/12/17 at 8:42 am to
I was hoping for some Jen pics in here.
Posted by pioneerbasketball
Team Bunchie
Member since Oct 2005
132226 posts
Posted on 9/12/17 at 8:44 am to
Hog on hog fighting round 2

Posted by TinGym
Member since Jun 2016
2782 posts
Posted on 9/12/17 at 8:46 am to
Consistency is the key to greatness. Keep at it!
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