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re: Today's Bert can go frick himself thread

Posted on 9/12/17 at 9:13 am to
Posted by wareaglepete
Lumon Industries
Member since Dec 2012
10987 posts
Posted on 9/12/17 at 9:13 am to
I think the main reason I am mad at Gus this week is because I can't enjoy making fun of Bert and Arky this week. Screw Gus.
Posted by SavageOrangeJug
Member since Oct 2005
19758 posts
Posted on 9/12/17 at 9:15 am to
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Bert is fricking fat as frick and can go frick himself.

Why would he do that when he can frick Jen?
Posted by Beached Tusky
Member since Oct 2016
1867 posts
Posted on 9/12/17 at 9:35 am to
Pretty sure he's unable to mount or be mounted.

Baby made by other means.
Posted by Homesick Tiger
Greenbrier, AR
Member since Nov 2006
54209 posts
Posted on 9/12/17 at 9:41 am to
quote:

Baby made by other means.


:webbhubbellraises hand:
Posted by KLSU
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2003
10298 posts
Posted on 9/12/17 at 9:42 am to
Posted by PuddinPopPharmacist
Member since May 2017
790 posts
Posted on 9/12/17 at 9:55 am to
Jen needs to forge a hate letter fatshaming Bert to post on twitter and save his job.
This post was edited on 9/12/17 at 12:27 pm
Posted by firewater706
Member since Oct 2015
268 posts
Posted on 9/12/17 at 10:46 am to
I don't mean to steal your thread, but if we are telling coaches to go frick themselves, then Gus,Lindsey,Hand,Burns,and the AD Jay Jacobs can all go Frick themselves.

When they finish they can have a circle jerk and Frick each other.

Afterwards they can use a towel with a picture of Saban to clean each other up. That way they can Frick his short, hair dying face.
Posted by SCLibertarian
Conway, South Carolina
Member since Aug 2013
36040 posts
Posted on 9/12/17 at 11:06 am to
Hog fans, how much weight has Bert gained since he got to Fayetteville? He looks almost normal in this pic.

Posted by Pygthagorean Theorem
Member since Aug 2015
7854 posts
Posted on 9/12/17 at 11:09 am to
fricking golddigger.....and he's sucking the gut in as much as he can...

He needs to get the frick out of the magazines and his arse in his office watching film or actually trying to develop the players.

This is why this motherfricker needs to go. Fat lazy piece of shite.
Posted by PanhandleDawg
Navarre Beach, FL
Member since Mar 2011
5444 posts
Posted on 9/12/17 at 1:18 pm to
Damn Baw! I only see two, max. three more wins on that schedule.

Fat Bert
Posted by SCwTiger
armpit of 'merica
Member since Aug 2014
5857 posts
Posted on 9/12/17 at 1:38 pm to






Posted by ConwayGamecock
South Carolina
Member since Jan 2012
9121 posts
Posted on 9/12/17 at 3:03 pm to
Yesterday's Bert can go frick himself along with him....


Posted by Green Chili Tiger
Lurking the Tin Foil Hat Board
Member since Jul 2009
47605 posts
Posted on 9/12/17 at 3:05 pm to
quote:

Today's Bert can go frick himself thread


I thought he was in London this week?

I saw this headline and just assumed.....


quote:

A Colossal ‘Fatberg’ Clogging London's Sewer Is Ten Times Bigger Than the Last One
Posted by tigerfoot
Alexandria
Member since Sep 2006
56280 posts
Posted on 9/12/17 at 3:09 pm to
I think three things:

1)Bert is looking pretty good

2) Long is a man of integrity and should be admired.

3) It is still early, you got to give Bret time to get his folks there and coach em up
This post was edited on 9/12/17 at 3:12 pm
Posted by navy
Parts Unknown, LA
Member since Sep 2010
29038 posts
Posted on 9/12/17 at 3:14 pm to



Well done, Hogs ... BRAVO ZULU!
Posted by kywildcatfanone
Wildcat Country!
Member since Oct 2012
119144 posts
Posted on 9/12/17 at 3:36 pm to
What's all the melting about? You hired a coach that could't succeed in the big10.
Posted by rockiee
Sugar Land, TX
Member since Jan 2015
28540 posts
Posted on 9/12/17 at 3:40 pm to
quote:

What's all the melting about? You hired a coach that could't succeed in the big10.


This takes the cake for ignorant statements in this thread
Posted by molsusports
Member since Jul 2004
36114 posts
Posted on 9/12/17 at 3:41 pm to
BB deserves a little more time. He's not just fittin to eat, he never stops eating.
Posted by Pygthagorean Theorem
Member since Aug 2015
7854 posts
Posted on 9/12/17 at 3:53 pm to
quote:

I think three things:

1)Bert is looking pretty good

2) Long is a man of integrity and should be admired.

3) It is still early, you got to give Bret time to get his folks there and coach em up


And here are my 3 things:

1) GFY
2) GFY
3) GFY

Posted by tigerfoot
Alexandria
Member since Sep 2006
56280 posts
Posted on 9/12/17 at 4:05 pm to
quote:

nd here are my 3 things:

1) GFY
2) GFY
3) GFY
That seems a little harsh.
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