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This is Jarrett Guarantano
Posted on 10/21/17 at 12:17 pm
Posted on 10/21/17 at 12:17 pm
He is quarterback for VOLS.
He is a redshirt freshman with a bright future ahead of him.
I like him.
I really hope he does not die in Bryant Denny Stadium today.
I will be praying for his safety and you should too.
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Posted on 10/21/17 at 12:18 pm to David Ricky
Is he gonna Guarantanoee a victory?
Posted on 10/21/17 at 12:19 pm to David Ricky
This kid is new jersey personified
Posted on 10/21/17 at 12:19 pm to David Ricky
He's a... uh... feminine looking gent isn't he?
Best of wishes and all that.
Best of wishes and all that.
Posted on 10/21/17 at 12:20 pm to David Ricky
Forehead not nearly large enough 
Posted on 10/21/17 at 12:21 pm to Arksulli
He's a guido, baw. A New Jersey guido with offers from everyone who chose to head south and prove himself in college football's greatest league.
I respect that.
I respect that.
Posted on 10/21/17 at 12:22 pm to David Ricky
I will pray for his safety, as I do for all players.
But I hope he cries and throws his helmet.
But I hope he cries and throws his helmet.
Posted on 10/21/17 at 12:22 pm to David Ricky
He gives me douchey Johnny Manziel vibes except without the talent.
Posted on 10/21/17 at 12:22 pm to David Ricky
I am anxiously awaiting the beginning of the Will McBride era
Posted on 10/21/17 at 12:22 pm to Arksulli
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He's a... uh... feminine looking gent isn't he?
I guess if you're used to them corn fed Arky women then yeah.
Posted on 10/21/17 at 12:24 pm to mountain D values
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I am anxiously awaiting the beginning of the Will McBride era
Joe Cox 2.0 out there running for his life against Alabama would be funny imo
Posted on 10/21/17 at 12:26 pm to David Ricky
His drama bitch mode was the end of butch.
Posted on 10/21/17 at 12:27 pm to Prof
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I guess if you're used to them corn fed Arky women then yeah.
Piffle and tosh, that just shows you've never been to our campus. Saying that is like me trying to insult you by saying that Butch is a great coach. You know its not true so its not going to bother you.
JG might be a paragon of masculinity... but he looks like he's smoked the forbidden pole fruit. I'm just saying he could become very popular with a certain subset of the A&M fans.
Posted on 10/21/17 at 12:30 pm to Arksulli
uh-huh.
Posted on 10/21/17 at 12:30 pm to David Ricky
His tattoos make him look trashy.
Posted on 10/21/17 at 12:33 pm to Forestgump
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Forehead not nearly large enough
And he appears to have eyebrows
Posted on 10/21/17 at 12:43 pm to David Ricky
you forgot he's a crybaby...
Lord help him today
Lord help him today
This post was edited on 10/21/17 at 1:05 pm
Posted on 10/21/17 at 12:44 pm to Arksulli
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JG might be a paragon of masculinity... but he looks like he's smoked the forbidden pole fruit. I'm just saying he could become very popular with a certain subset of the A&M fans.
And to take this fine post even one step farther, I'd go so far as to say he looks like a homosexual.
Not that there's anything wrong with that (obligatory). Just thought it was worth mentioning.
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