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re: Things you like more than Auburn (API)

Posted on 11/25/15 at 12:15 pm to
Posted by biggsc
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Posted on 11/25/15 at 12:15 pm to
Urban Meyer
Posted by TidenUP
Dauphin Island
Member since Apr 2011
14433 posts
Posted on 11/25/15 at 12:16 pm to
Slamming my dick in a car door.
Posted by biggsc
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34209 posts
Posted on 11/25/15 at 12:16 pm to
Kristi Malzahn in a swimsuit
Posted by FearlessFreep
Baja Alabama
Member since Nov 2009
17297 posts
Posted on 11/25/15 at 12:22 pm to
Things that Bama tRantards admit that they like:

biggsc - Wood sander to the balls
genro - The Tuscaloosa Wal-Mart
Tuscaloosa - herpes
bamarep - shite sandwiches
RECConspiracy - The movie Mamma Mia on constant repeat
TidenUP - slamming his dick in a car door

I knew you frickers were weird, but damn...
Posted by ChiTownBammer
South Florida
Member since Aug 2014
1127 posts
Posted on 11/25/15 at 12:27 pm to
quote:

Don't ever go in the K-Mart.


It's what I would imagine a department store in the former Soviet bloc to look like. Maybe....Macedonia? Estonia?
Posted by biggsc
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Member since Mar 2009
34209 posts
Posted on 11/25/15 at 12:29 pm to
quote:

I knew you frickers were weird, but damn...

Posted by AUTiger45
The Ham
Member since Oct 2013
4043 posts
Posted on 11/25/15 at 8:54 pm to
pussy and cocaine?
Posted by cajunbama
Metairie
Member since Jan 2007
30949 posts
Posted on 11/25/15 at 8:55 pm to
A brier spiked catheter.
Posted by ljhog
Lake Jackson, Tx.
Member since Apr 2009
19069 posts
Posted on 11/25/15 at 8:57 pm to
quote:

ISIS

too much is too much
Posted by Glorious
Mobile
Member since Aug 2014
24528 posts
Posted on 11/25/15 at 9:00 pm to
Popcorn kernels stuck in my teeth
Yellow Starburst
Florida Georgia Line
Feminists
Jerry Sandusky
The McRib
The new episodes of Family Guy
The Teen Choice Awards
This post was edited on 11/25/15 at 9:04 pm
Posted by Tuscaloosa
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Member since Dec 2011
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Posted on 11/25/15 at 9:01 pm to
quote:

ISIS


quote:

too much is too much


Allahua ackbar, bitches.
Posted by TopJimmy
Heart of Dixie
Member since Nov 2011
1354 posts
Posted on 11/25/15 at 9:08 pm to
One time I had a holiday dinner at a Birmingham establishment that kept bringing out steamed crawfish.

Delicious. Fantastic. Best dinner I've ever had. Corn on the cob, steamed red potatoes, and beer. Life doesn't get any better. I chowed down on those crawfish like there was no tomorrow.

I swear to God, for the next 2 weeks I could not summon a solid bowel movement. I'd wake up sweating and cramping at 2am, then again at 4am.

Imagine this for days in a row.

I'm currently paying tuition to Auburn for one of my kids. Even so, I'd rather go through that Gastro-intestonal hell than cheer for Auburn on the football field.

Edited for spelling. I probably missed a couple.
This post was edited on 11/25/15 at 9:11 pm
Posted by Tuscaloosa
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Posted on 11/25/15 at 9:09 pm to


ETA: except for the whole paying tuition part. You're giving them $30K+ ... I don't think they give a shite if you pull for them or not.
This post was edited on 11/25/15 at 9:11 pm
Posted by TopJimmy
Heart of Dixie
Member since Nov 2011
1354 posts
Posted on 11/25/15 at 9:23 pm to
quote:

You're giving them $30K+ ... I don't think they give a shite if you pull for them or not.


I'm sure they don't :) When she asked me if it would bother me if she went to Auburn, I said as long as you aren't playing for the football team have at it!

FWIW I'm super proud of her and the education she is getting.
Posted by ehole
in a house
Member since Nov 2010
3373 posts
Posted on 11/25/15 at 9:30 pm to
Zipping up the beans above the frank.
Posted by TopJimmy
Heart of Dixie
Member since Nov 2011
1354 posts
Posted on 11/25/15 at 9:40 pm to
quote:

ETA: except for the whole paying tuition part. You're giving them $30K+ .


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