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re: Things that will happen before Arky's Donut loving coach wins a SEC game
Posted on 1/8/14 at 10:42 am to BrerTiger
Posted on 1/8/14 at 10:42 am to BrerTiger
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Here I am trying to melt down with my sack of Krystals and some dude puts his balls in my face and then some chick launches herself head over cowboys boots onto me. Then I've got some feller named Updyke who refuses to make like an oak tree and leave me alone. shite, I think somebody just got shot.
Can't a dude just melt in peace?
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Eta frick gave RG 6 pages in this abortion of a thread
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Posted on 1/8/14 at 10:45 am to piggilicious
Ah ha. As Stone suggested, I'm slow. 
Posted on 1/8/14 at 10:46 am to roadGator
Dee Dee Bonner will wear a dress that is not cut all the way down to the belly button.
Posted on 1/8/14 at 10:54 am to roadGator
Eli will become sober
Posted on 1/8/14 at 10:56 am to roadGator
LSU will commend the SEC for fair scheduling and honest referees. 
Posted on 1/8/14 at 3:28 pm to BTigerFan
UG will have football players that can read.
Posted on 1/8/14 at 3:45 pm to roadGator
Bobby Petrino makes it to another BCS bowl game with Louisville while Jeff Long crawls under rocks and pees his yankee doodle pants.
Posted on 1/8/14 at 3:47 pm to WarAlude
Good one. You might be right.
Posted on 1/8/14 at 3:50 pm to roadGator
Ole Miss wins college World Series
Posted on 1/8/14 at 3:51 pm to jackmanusc
That's a good start. You should have gone with OM will know first hand how to get to Omaha though.
Posted on 1/8/14 at 3:53 pm to roadGator
South Carolina wins NCAA tourney basketball game
Posted on 1/8/14 at 3:57 pm to roadGator
Auburn has an RPI above 150 in basketball.
Posted on 1/8/14 at 4:04 pm to marshallcotiger
Jordon will be spelled with an A.
Posted on 1/8/14 at 4:06 pm to Pocket Kingz
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Jordon will be spelled with an A.
Winner so far.
Posted on 1/8/14 at 5:09 pm to roadGator
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Things that will happen before Arky's Donut loving coach wins a SEC game
Everything that happens from now to ever
Posted on 1/8/14 at 5:18 pm to MrTide33
You went to close to infinity. Need to be more specific. See if you can do another one. Perhaps something relevant to today's rant activity.
Like this:
When Jed isn't mad at something on the SECR.
Like this:
When Jed isn't mad at something on the SECR.
Posted on 1/8/14 at 6:00 pm to roadGator
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Perhaps something relevant to today's rant activity.
This thread will go 10 pages.
TheCheshireHog will figure out roadGator's team allegiance
Posted on 1/8/14 at 6:50 pm to roadGator
Spurrier quits coors.
Posted on 1/8/14 at 7:14 pm to hawgfaninc
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Underrated post
Glad to know somebody noticed.
Posted on 1/8/14 at 7:15 pm to BrerTiger
I noticed but some hog needed slopping and distracted me.
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