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re: Things that will happen before Arky's Donut loving coach wins a SEC game

Posted on 1/8/14 at 7:59 am to
Posted by BrerTiger
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Member since Sep 2011
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Posted on 1/8/14 at 7:59 am to
Miss State finally beats LSU in football.











Never mind.

Too unpossible.
Posted by Wrenchruh
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Member since Sep 2012
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Posted on 1/8/14 at 8:06 am to
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Bama fans cease making headlines for outrageous acts of sub-Gump stupidity


Sorry for partying.
Posted by BrerTiger
Valley of the Long Grey Cloud
Member since Sep 2011
21506 posts
Posted on 1/8/14 at 8:18 am to
quote:



Sorry for partying


Here I am trying to melt down with my sack of Krystals and some dude puts his balls in my face and then some chick launches herself head over cowboys boots onto me. Then I've got some feller named Updyke who refuses to make like an oak tree and leave me alone. shite, I think somebody just got shot.

Can't a dude just melt in peace?
Posted by roadGator
Member since Feb 2009
140169 posts
Posted on 1/8/14 at 9:30 am to
quote:

Bama fans cease making headlines for outrageous acts of sub-Gump stupidity


unpossible - in this scenario Arky win's an SEC game first

Try again.
Posted by VVega
Alabama
Member since Sep 2013
5770 posts
Posted on 1/8/14 at 9:39 am to
Florida is taking shots at Arkansas.

My how the mighty have fallen.
Posted by MetryTyger
Metro NOLA, LA
Member since Jan 2004
15590 posts
Posted on 1/8/14 at 9:42 am to
Les takes his hat off.
Spurrier quits golf.
Manziel becomes a monk.
Saban goes to the Saskatchewan Roughriders.
Mark May makes an accurate prediction.
Posted by Stonehog
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Posted on 1/8/14 at 9:42 am to
Your wife will stop sleeping around.

Posted by roadGator
Member since Feb 2009
140169 posts
Posted on 1/8/14 at 9:51 am to
Are you ADD? Try to stick to the topic.

Add one of your own? Like this.

Stonehog will deliver the pizza on time and get a raise.

Can you think of one?
Posted by Stonehog
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Posted on 1/8/14 at 10:01 am to
I did add one of my own, that's my guess. Your wife will stop sleeping around before Bret wins an SEC game. It's a longshot, I know.
Posted by roadGator
Member since Feb 2009
140169 posts
Posted on 1/8/14 at 10:07 am to
Edited because I goofed:

another example for you.

Stonehog will learn to love RG, UF, aTm (probably likes a version already), LSU and America.
This post was edited on 1/8/14 at 10:08 am
Posted by Stonehog
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Posted on 1/8/14 at 10:09 am to
Are you slow? Click on roadGator in the first post I made. It was a response to the original post.
Posted by roadGator
Member since Feb 2009
140169 posts
Posted on 1/8/14 at 10:11 am to
My 40 time isn't what it used to be but I can still get around some. Wanna race or something?
Posted by piggilicious
Member since Jan 2011
37299 posts
Posted on 1/8/14 at 10:19 am to
i got nothing but i just thought of something your name is 'road' no wonder you're a hog hater.
Posted by roadGator
Member since Feb 2009
140169 posts
Posted on 1/8/14 at 10:25 am to
I hate Arky as much as BB hates pizza.

You guys are normally the most fun to trade barbs with. If I did this with UG fans they'd go all ape shite.

It's all in good fun. I think most of the Arkies sans the porker mentioning wives know it's just friendly banter.

I dont' get the road reference but I've no time to think as I'm busy with work and upping my post count at the same time.
Posted by Stonehog
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Posted on 1/8/14 at 10:27 am to
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It's all in good fun. I think most of the Arkies sans the porker mentioning wives know it's just friendly banter.


So it's cool for you to disparage Jen, but when I talk about your wife that's over the line? Grow a pair.
Posted by roadGator
Member since Feb 2009
140169 posts
Posted on 1/8/14 at 10:31 am to
Oh, you are lashing out. I got it now. Are you BB? If so, I apologize you fat arse.
Posted by Stonehog
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Posted on 1/8/14 at 10:33 am to
All in good fun road.
Posted by piggilicious
Member since Jan 2011
37299 posts
Posted on 1/8/14 at 10:34 am to
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I dont' get the road reference


i switched to basketball and our road woes, that's where that came from.
Posted by roadGator
Member since Feb 2009
140169 posts
Posted on 1/8/14 at 10:35 am to
You are indeed the one pig I can't get a read on. It's like you are feral and wild in the eyes. Wait.
Posted by Stonehog
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Posted on 1/8/14 at 10:38 am to
Upvoted.
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