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The weekly Meltdown thread is upon us!

Posted on 10/20/15 at 9:04 am
Posted by JustGetItRight
Member since Jan 2012
15712 posts
Posted on 10/20/15 at 9:04 am
As usual, very NSFW.

Eta: Didn't know the OM punter caught a helmet to the nuts.

Owwwww................
This post was edited on 10/20/15 at 9:06 am
Posted by WhiskeyDick
shite Poster
Member since Sep 2014
1354 posts
Posted on 10/20/15 at 9:10 am to
Phew, I dodged a bullet. I was pretty convinced they'd just link my post history here for the entire article.
Posted by CGSC Lobotomy
Member since Sep 2011
80246 posts
Posted on 10/20/15 at 9:12 am to
We even suck at melting down.
Posted by ehole
in a house
Member since Nov 2010
3373 posts
Posted on 10/20/15 at 9:18 am to
quote:

Christ himself would have jumped down from The Cross and said "Oh no! Alabama was denied offensive touchdowns because they had defensive touchdowns!" Alabama Akbar, motherfricker


Alabama Akbar
Posted by Penrod
Member since Jan 2011
39369 posts
Posted on 10/20/15 at 9:19 am to
quote:

We need to hire someone whose sole responsibility is to listen to the play Hugh Freeze wants to call and either okay it or say "hey, that's a stupid fricking play, try again."


I've thought this exact thought about my teams' coaches at various points in my life.
Posted by texag7
College Station
Member since Apr 2014
37538 posts
Posted on 10/20/15 at 9:21 am to
Insane bro!
Posted by MontyFranklyn
T-Town
Member since Jan 2012
23830 posts
Posted on 10/20/15 at 9:22 am to
quote:

We are going to have to cut the head off a live rooster at midfield to remove the spirit of Kenny Hill from Kyle Allens body


Posted by shotcaller1
Member since Oct 2014
7501 posts
Posted on 10/20/15 at 9:24 am to
Reading things like this makes me feel better.
Posted by CrimsonBoz
Member since Sep 2014
16995 posts
Posted on 10/20/15 at 9:28 am to
I think some of the Michigan fans may have actually killed themselves.
Posted by Larry
Collierville, TN
Member since Jul 2004
5454 posts
Posted on 10/20/15 at 9:28 am to
quote:

RBR and SBNation are probably here gathering shite for their schadenfreude threads and that GODDAMN RACIST POST is still up.


#WAOM
Posted by Arksulli
Fayetteville
Member since Aug 2014
25200 posts
Posted on 10/20/15 at 9:30 am to
quote:

We need to hire someone whose sole responsibility is to listen to the play Hugh Freeze wants to call and either okay it or say "hey, that's a stupid fricking play, try again."



I've thought this exact thought about my teams' coaches at various points in my life.




Someone who could over rule Bielema when he calls his weekly poorly timed fake FG/punt/onside kick... I would be willing to chip in to pay that man's salary.
Posted by TheDrunkenTigah
Baton Rouge
Member since Aug 2011
17320 posts
Posted on 10/20/15 at 9:30 am to
quote:

I smoked my lucky cigarette at haltime. I told myself if we win, I'd never buy a pack again. Headed to the store for more cigarettes now. Kyle Allen you are slowly giving me cancer.
Posted by BarkRuffalo
Boston, MA
Member since Feb 2014
1206 posts
Posted on 10/20/15 at 9:31 am to
quote:

At least now I can tell my girlfriend I'm not going to the pumpkin patch with her. Who cares if she's mad? I'm empty inside. I'll drink my last beer and just stare out the window the rest of the weekend.
EDIT: Update. She just told me she ate too many chocolate croissants this morning and is now having diarrhea. What a Saturday.


Posted by Alabamya
Da Ham
Member since Jan 2009
9179 posts
Posted on 10/20/15 at 9:32 am to
quote:

So, maybe I should not believe my cat. I love him, but he is not a football expert. I don't think he even graduated med school.
I think he lies for food.



Da fuk?
Posted by WhiskerBiscuitSlayer
Member since Jan 2013
13840 posts
Posted on 10/20/15 at 9:39 am to
frick, I finally made meltdown time and I was trolling.
Posted by Gary Busey
Member since Dec 2014
33277 posts
Posted on 10/20/15 at 9:46 am to
Damn I expected better from Michigan fans.
Posted by mostbesttigerfanever
TD platinum member suite in TS
Member since Jan 2010
5016 posts
Posted on 10/20/15 at 9:50 am to
quote:

At least now I can tell my girlfriend I'm not going to the pumpkin patch with her. Who cares if she's mad? I'm empty inside. I'll drink my last beer and just stare out the window the rest of the weekend.
EDIT: Update. She just told me she ate too many chocolate croissants this morning and is now having diarrhea. What a Saturday.


i lost
Posted by mostbesttigerfanever
TD platinum member suite in TS
Member since Jan 2010
5016 posts
Posted on 10/20/15 at 9:50 am to
damn you beat me to that one
Posted by CNB
Columbia, SC
Member since Sep 2007
95926 posts
Posted on 10/20/15 at 11:59 am to
quote:

We are going to have to cut the head off a live rooster at midfield to remove the spirit of Kenny Hill from Kyle Allens body


10/31/2015
Posted by EthanL
Auburn,AL
Member since Oct 2011
6963 posts
Posted on 10/20/15 at 12:14 pm to
Michigan fans:
quote:

I want to puke

quote:

I want to die

quote:

Im done. Forver. Forever


sigh
This post was edited on 10/20/15 at 12:15 pm
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