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The Trump effect spilled over into the Mizzou/Arkansas game
Posted on 11/26/16 at 12:21 am
Posted on 11/26/16 at 12:21 am
Arkansas (played by Hillary Clinton) clearly thought there was zero chance they'd lose to trainwreck Mizzou (played by Trump). But Mizzou had nothing to lose which made Mizzou dangerous. However the media and Arkansas (Hillary) didn't take Mizzou (Trump) seriously. Jokes were made.
When the 3rd quarter ended (Florida announced for Trump), the media and Arkansas (Hillary) began to lose their shite. This just couldn't be happening.
This was totally unexpected. Defied all logic.
Mizzou (Trump) remained calm and confident. Mizzou's internal poling indicated Mizzou had a real chance to win the game (election). However, the exit polls (SEC Network) knowing skewed the polling results to favor one candidate - Arkansas (Hillary).
This, folks, is when the liberals (Arkansas and SEC Network) unknowingly setup Arkansas (Hillary) for the most epic of melts and Mizzou (Trump) for an historic and incredibly sweet victory.
When Arkansas went 4 and out in the final minute of the 4th quarter (Wisconsin and Pennsylvania called for Trump)...the epic melt officially began.
That's when it became official that Mizzou would win the game (Trump officially announced as President Elect Trump).
Merry Trumpmas!
When the 3rd quarter ended (Florida announced for Trump), the media and Arkansas (Hillary) began to lose their shite. This just couldn't be happening.
This was totally unexpected. Defied all logic.
Mizzou (Trump) remained calm and confident. Mizzou's internal poling indicated Mizzou had a real chance to win the game (election). However, the exit polls (SEC Network) knowing skewed the polling results to favor one candidate - Arkansas (Hillary).
This, folks, is when the liberals (Arkansas and SEC Network) unknowingly setup Arkansas (Hillary) for the most epic of melts and Mizzou (Trump) for an historic and incredibly sweet victory.
When Arkansas went 4 and out in the final minute of the 4th quarter (Wisconsin and Pennsylvania called for Trump)...the epic melt officially began.
That's when it became official that Mizzou would win the game (Trump officially announced as President Elect Trump).
Merry Trumpmas!
This post was edited on 11/26/16 at 12:35 am
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Posted on 11/26/16 at 12:35 am to mizzoukills
Mizzou grabbed em right in the pussy
Posted on 11/26/16 at 12:36 am to AggieDub14
Mizzou grabbed many pussies today!
Posted on 11/26/16 at 12:39 am to mizzoukills
Well played. But if your looking for up votes post shite like this.
Posted on 11/26/16 at 5:32 am to GuyonaBuffalo
Well if Missouri was trump and Arkansas was Clinton wouldn't Arkansas have more points. A lot more. But somehow they just give Missouri a win
This was more like an Obama or Reagan win. More points and the W
This was more like an Obama or Reagan win. More points and the W
This post was edited on 11/26/16 at 5:50 am
Posted on 11/26/16 at 5:59 am to mizzoukills
Does not compute. Mizzou is SJWU
Posted on 11/26/16 at 6:14 am to mizzoukills
That''s a good summary and analogy. I didn't get a chance to watch the game, but I feel like I know everything that happened now.
Posted on 11/26/16 at 6:33 am to AggieDub14
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The Trump effect spilled over into the Mizzou/Arkansas gameMizzou grabbed em right in the pussy
Posted on 11/26/16 at 6:47 am to GurleyGirl
Uh yeah, Mizzou would have to be Hillary. SJWU
Posted on 11/26/16 at 7:11 am to MeatPants
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Well if Missouri was trump and Arkansas was Clinton wouldn't Arkansas have more points.
No, points are what determines the win. points = electoral votes in the analogy
Arkansas "won" time of possession 40:22 to 19:38
Arkansas "won" yards 503 to 399
Arkansas "won" first downs 27 to 15
The analogy is better than the OP.
The refs were Russian!
Posted on 11/26/16 at 7:35 am to GuyonaBuffalo
upvote for Remy Lacroix hula hoop gif.
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