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Posted on 4/29/16 at 11:19 pm to boot
Posted on 4/29/16 at 11:19 pm to boot
quote:
Ole Miss fans were shouting the Rebel Call.
Then Tunsil decided to tell it all.
Then the air in Rebel land was less than a breeze.
In shock the Reverend Freeze took to his knees.
quote:
Beaver shows up out of nowhere.
Beaver hauls in big fish.
Big fish shite all over beaver.
You don't know Haiku?
Here is a helpful tip, then:
Please shut the frick up.
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Posted on 4/29/16 at 11:21 pm to Lsupimp
I gotta get mine
I don't care about Ole Miss
Leigh Anne Tuohy mad
I don't care about Ole Miss
Leigh Anne Tuohy mad
Posted on 4/29/16 at 11:27 pm to Lsupimp
Can't win a title
Even after paying rent
Freeze is a beaver
Even after paying rent
Freeze is a beaver
Posted on 4/29/16 at 11:34 pm to GoldenDawg
It's just a haiku
You're probably a queerboy
But it's ok dude
You're probably a queerboy
But it's ok dude
This post was edited on 4/29/16 at 11:36 pm
Posted on 4/29/16 at 11:35 pm to HamzooReb
quote:
Haters gonna hate
Haters gonna hate
Haters gonna hate
Try harder next time
That's not a haiku, stupid
Dumbass rebel scum
Posted on 4/29/16 at 11:36 pm to Ashman
Tunsil can't deny
Robert and Denzel can't fly
Colonel Reb's crying
Robert and Denzel can't fly
Colonel Reb's crying
Posted on 4/30/16 at 12:27 am to boot
quote:
It's just a haiku
You're probably a queerboy
But it's ok dude
He's rustled, but hey -
He learned something new today.
You should thank me, fool.
Posted on 4/30/16 at 12:55 am to Lsupimp
N-word, N-word, N
N-word, N-word, N-word, N
Hotty Toddy crap.
N-word, N-word, N-word, N
Hotty Toddy crap.
Posted on 4/30/16 at 9:32 am to Lsupimp
Fricking god damnit
shite frick arse dick. This is why
We can't have nice things.
shite frick arse dick. This is why
We can't have nice things.
This post was edited on 4/30/16 at 9:45 am
Posted on 4/30/16 at 9:41 am to Lsupimp
Fall brings empty Grove
New stadium up in smoke
Weeping beaver cries
New stadium up in smoke
Weeping beaver cries
Posted on 4/30/16 at 10:36 pm to Lsupimp
Cheddar bay biscuits
Beaver-face head coach Hugh Freeze
Momma needs lights on
Beaver-face head coach Hugh Freeze
Momma needs lights on
Posted on 4/30/16 at 10:44 pm to JQBama
2 losses con-sec
make Nicky S feel Red-arse
call NCAA
make Nicky S feel Red-arse
call NCAA
Posted on 4/30/16 at 10:55 pm to matthew25
Tunsil takes the stage
The press conference begins
Hugh Freeze shits his pants
"Don't worry coach freeze
I would never rat you out
THIS THE MAN PAID ME!"
The press conference begins
Hugh Freeze shits his pants
"Don't worry coach freeze
I would never rat you out
THIS THE MAN PAID ME!"
Posted on 4/30/16 at 11:18 pm to Lsupimp
Ole Miss beat Bama
Two in a row too many
Probation follows
Two in a row too many
Probation follows
This post was edited on 4/30/16 at 11:18 pm
Posted on 4/30/16 at 11:23 pm to Lsupimp
Hello Mark, it's Nick
There is a threat in the West
Call in the cops now!
There is a threat in the West
Call in the cops now!
Posted on 4/30/16 at 11:30 pm to TailbackU
Thread about Ole Miss
But an Auburn fan shows up
Bitchin' 'bout Bama
But an Auburn fan shows up
Bitchin' 'bout Bama
Posted on 5/1/16 at 2:59 am to dbeck
Can't wait till draft night
PASSWORD: 12345
Should be good enough
PASSWORD: 12345
Should be good enough
Posted on 5/1/16 at 5:07 am to Lsupimp
I am exhausted
Please god, let me go to sleep
Also, frick Ole Miss
Please god, let me go to sleep
Also, frick Ole Miss
Posted on 5/1/16 at 5:52 am to Lsupimp
the wind of Mt. Fuji
even the monkey seems to want
a gift from Freezus
even the monkey seems to want
a gift from Freezus
Posted on 5/1/16 at 6:02 am to Lsupimp
Get your gas mask on
Hit the bong every day
Hottie Toddy y'all
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