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re: The Ole Miss Haiku Thread

Posted on 4/29/16 at 12:24 pm to
Posted by madmaxvol
Infinity + 1 Posts
Member since Oct 2011
19194 posts
Posted on 4/29/16 at 12:24 pm to
quote:

stumble bumble roil and tumble
cauldron turn and sky rumble
scramble passwords secrets mumble
order meanings changed grumble
ole miss listing karma humbled


VT4 Shakespeare
He doesn't understand why
It's not a haiku
Posted by RemouladeSawce
Uranus
Member since Sep 2008
13980 posts
Posted on 4/29/16 at 12:45 pm to
Lo, faithful chipmunk
What lies betwixt your chompers?
Jesus can't save you
This post was edited on 4/29/16 at 1:18 pm
Posted by Lsupimp
Ersatz Amerika-97.6% phony & fake
Member since Nov 2003
78943 posts
Posted on 4/29/16 at 12:50 pm to
Posted by Jacknola
New Orleans
Member since May 2013
4366 posts
Posted on 4/29/16 at 6:17 pm to
Step father-in-law
Sues for cash, kills golden goose
Why frike his daughter?
Posted by PeaRidgeWatash
Down by the docks of the city
Member since Dec 2004
15210 posts
Posted on 4/29/16 at 6:27 pm to
Cheatin', lyin' Reb
Put up appearances
Still nothing to show
Posted by chattabama
12essee
Member since Jun 2012
19315 posts
Posted on 4/29/16 at 6:40 pm to
Email compliance
If you have proof of cheating
The server is down
Posted by Lsupimp
Ersatz Amerika-97.6% phony & fake
Member since Nov 2003
78943 posts
Posted on 4/29/16 at 8:39 pm to
That server might stay down indefinitely.
Posted by Jacknola
New Orleans
Member since May 2013
4366 posts
Posted on 4/29/16 at 8:45 pm to
Fulmer paid the price
Now ole Miss gets the horn too
You'll fall up the stairs
Posted by pilsnerpusher
Member since Sep 2009
1370 posts
Posted on 4/29/16 at 8:52 pm to
Two-thousand thirteen
Rebs want lawyers drugs money
shite has hit the fan



Luv me some Warren, mfing, zevon
Posted by Alpha Butch
Member since Jan 2016
218 posts
Posted on 4/29/16 at 9:00 pm to
I haven't laughed so hard in my life. This thread easily wins thread of the year honors.
Posted by pilsnerpusher
Member since Sep 2009
1370 posts
Posted on 4/29/16 at 9:04 pm to
Holy shite! Rockyn, you win man. You win
Posted by Lsupimp
Ersatz Amerika-97.6% phony & fake
Member since Nov 2003
78943 posts
Posted on 4/29/16 at 9:11 pm to
Me llamo Hugh Freeze
Now that Cuba is open
I can find a job


I can coach football
I can roll Cuban cigars
Just no instagram
Posted by cajunbama
Metairie
Member since Jan 2007
30949 posts
Posted on 4/29/16 at 9:28 pm to
that damn beaver coach
Beat Saban twice, his career
Is now fricked. Show cause.
Posted by HamzooReb
Utah
Member since Mar 2013
12091 posts
Posted on 4/29/16 at 10:03 pm to
Haters gonna hate
Haters gonna hate
Haters gonna hate
Posted by Sid E Walker
InsecureU ©
Member since Nov 2013
23887 posts
Posted on 4/29/16 at 10:27 pm to
Bongs are illegal.
What you smokin', Laremy?
Confederate flag.
Posted by Chris Warner
Perdido Bay
Member since Jan 2009
5575 posts
Posted on 4/29/16 at 10:30 pm to
Outstanding
Posted by GoldenDawg
Dawg in Exile
Member since Oct 2013
19136 posts
Posted on 4/29/16 at 10:45 pm to
Ole Miss pays in cash
He fricks Dawgs on signing day
So karma bites Reb arse.

Posted by Flavius Belisarius
Member since Feb 2016
815 posts
Posted on 4/29/16 at 10:54 pm to
Laremy takes cash.
Robert flies like Peter Pan.
Cone of silence drops.
Posted by gladchiefisgone
Member since Sep 2010
1798 posts
Posted on 4/29/16 at 11:01 pm to
Ole Miss fans were shouting the Rebel Call.
Then Tunsil decided to tell it all.
Then the air in Rebel land was less than a breeze.
In shock the Reverend Freeze took to his knees.
Posted by boot
Member since Oct 2014
2888 posts
Posted on 4/29/16 at 11:14 pm to
Beaver shows up out of nowhere.
Beaver hauls in big fish.
Big fish shite all over beaver.
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