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re: The Mindset of your average Gump (as told by an L5U fan)
Posted on 12/25/15 at 7:03 pm to Tiger n Miami AU83
Posted on 12/25/15 at 7:03 pm to Tiger n Miami AU83
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Gumps are dumb.
AU will always be bamas Daddy.
And so forth.
Posts like this just make auburn fans look retarded.
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Posted on 12/25/15 at 7:06 pm to PIGSKIN
He's just still bitter from the Shula days.
Posted on 12/25/15 at 7:08 pm to EthanL
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I said to him
Here's where you screwed up
Better to just not make eye contact & wait for a "rawl damn tide"
Posted on 12/25/15 at 7:13 pm to AstroAg17
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Posts like this just make auburn fans look retarded.
They don't even need to post to look retarded
Posted on 12/25/15 at 7:16 pm to EthanL
Nothing wrong with his answer. He could have said, win a bowl game loser. But he didn't.
Posted on 12/25/15 at 7:41 pm to PIGSKIN
Something about L5U fans and Bama fans.
Last time I was at Pineapple Willy's I'm walking out of the place, and there's a guy sitting near the door in an L5U hat. As I go out the door the person working there gives me a Roll Tide, which I return.
I hear the L5U guy say as I'm walking past. Yeah, we're gonna whip Bama's arse next year. I turned around and said "Well you sure didn't this year" and turned around and walked to the truck.
He didn't say another word.
Last time I was at Pineapple Willy's I'm walking out of the place, and there's a guy sitting near the door in an L5U hat. As I go out the door the person working there gives me a Roll Tide, which I return.
I hear the L5U guy say as I'm walking past. Yeah, we're gonna whip Bama's arse next year. I turned around and said "Well you sure didn't this year" and turned around and walked to the truck.
He didn't say another word.
Posted on 12/25/15 at 8:19 pm to TommyM
Great grind. Bama is a swamp
Posted on 12/25/15 at 8:35 pm to llfshoals
We were in our rented beach chairs in Gulf Shores in August of 2014. There was a tent full of Tide fans behind us. One of the drunker ones comes up and asks for a light. My buddy hands him the lighter and after a while he figures which way he needs to block the wind before he's able to get his cigarette lit. He asks where we're from and I respond Louisiana. He says, "we like to stick ours dicks in LSU fans mouths." He's drunk and doesn't appear hostile so we don't react and just kind of let it slide. He keeps talking about dicks though and says things like Bama guys have the biggest dicks. I said, "you sure do like to talk about dicks". He just stood there for about 5 seconds looking stupid, then walked back toward his tent, where he tripped over their cornhole board set up in front of it.
Posted on 12/25/15 at 9:14 pm to sonuvapitcher
CSB
Posted on 12/25/15 at 10:01 pm to EthanL
Posted on 12/25/15 at 10:11 pm to Othello
That guy there .....he is the wet dream of a straight jab puncher. If that was an encounter with a badass like me and not a snowman, he would of been destroyed before his arm ever started forward. You baws feel me?
Posted on 12/25/15 at 10:21 pm to Dick Leverage
Poor grammar aside - your essay's central point is correct: for Alabama (and it'sfans) every game is a BIG game. They expect to win every game. That standard of excellence has been around for a very long time. It has not been sustained by a few coaches. Their tenures were brutal rebukes and the fanbase unforgiving. Lose at Alabama and your career is over.
Posted on 12/25/15 at 10:32 pm to 12thFairway
Median age of posters on this thread:17.6
Posted on 12/25/15 at 10:39 pm to AstroAg17
Nah, makes you look dumb.
Auburn will always be a better university and fan base than bama. The fact you don't realize that just means you are ignorant.
No big deal. World needs dumb people too.
Auburn will always be a better university and fan base than bama. The fact you don't realize that just means you are ignorant.
No big deal. World needs dumb people too.
Posted on 12/25/15 at 10:44 pm to Tiger n Miami AU83
Posted on 12/25/15 at 11:13 pm to Tiger n Miami AU83
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Nah, makes you look dumb.
Auburn will always be a better university and fan base than bama. The fact you don't realize that just means you are ignorant.
No big deal. World needs dumb people too.
Nah, only to Aubies. Your football program is a wannabe. Bama is to New York what Auburn is to NJ. You think you but you aren't. You would have ZERO football program if not for Bama. You made the state pass a bill to play us. We didn't need you. Aubie is 2nd to Bama, always was, always will be. Not even close. Heck, our rivalry is even dying with our ownage of our arses becoming apparent. Maybe ya'll can pull another act of God next year because that appears the only way you can beat us.
Posted on 12/25/15 at 11:21 pm to EthanL
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What else do you guys have a zest for in life?
What kind of women do you prefer, besides your cousins?
Where can I find my mother-in-law a good deal on a trailer?
Surely you guys aren't Bama football 24/7...?
Now THIS is a loser. Not only does he think football 24/7 (as evidenced by this post because he hurts constantly from Bama owning LSU and Saban being at Bama or there would be post about Arkie too since they own LSU) but tries to find anything...sigh... to complain about Bama fans. This is why LSU is ...LSU.
Get a drink, find some friends to join you in your complaint that number 3 Okie St. didn't jump number 2 Bama in 2011 even though Bama won its final game 42-14 and Okie State DID NOT play a conference title game either. Oh and before you say Mulligan, Florida in 96 says hello, LSU fans have that complaint down to a friggin science.
Posted on 12/25/15 at 11:27 pm to Tiger n Miami AU83
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Auburn will always be a better university and fan base than bama. The fact you don't realize that just means you are ignorant. No big deal. World needs dumb people too.
Huh. I thought this was a board dedicated to football. I mean, I can read the heading that says "SEC Football" right at the top. Maybe you should find a board dedicated to university rankings and fandom comparisons, because if if your opinions were correct, Auburn sure isn't a better football team or program than Alabama. If it were, I'm sure you'd be posting about it.
However, you haven't found such a board, and you won't. All your posts prove is how bitter and sad you are, probably because Nick Saban left one of the football teams that you love and has had unprecedented success at a school that, for some pathetic reason, you hate. It must be very painful for you, as evidenced by your childish lashing out on this board.
There, there, Tiger n Miami AU83. There, there.
Posted on 12/26/15 at 12:02 am to EthanL
First, normal people don't wear their teams' clothes on vacation.
Second, who talks to random people on the bus? I go on vacation to avoid people like yourself.
Third, you make the trailer reference but you admittedly stayed at a budget "resort." You need to make more money before you make fun of poor people:/
Second, who talks to random people on the bus? I go on vacation to avoid people like yourself.
Third, you make the trailer reference but you admittedly stayed at a budget "resort." You need to make more money before you make fun of poor people:/
Posted on 12/26/15 at 12:07 am to EthanL
yeah, I'm really shocked you ran into insufferable trash at Disney world, where you willingly chose to go. what a shocker.
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