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The Mindset of your average Gump (as told by an L5U fan)
Posted on 12/25/15 at 4:18 pm
Posted on 12/25/15 at 4:18 pm
So I took the family a few weeks back to see Mickey Mouse down in Florida. Had a good time, ran into the British, who were still doing their big 'Holiday', and lots of nice people. Saw lots of Aggies fans standing in line to see Chp and Dale, which was weird.
We also saw Bama fans here and there, who, I guess like most fan bases, are proud to show their colors wherever they go. And I suppose, as I reflect on it, they have the most to be proud of most years.
Anywho, a family of bammers, got on a bus with us around Downtown Disney. Led by the patriarch, they were decked out in their colors and roll tide shirts. So, me being the friendly and hospitable SEC bretheren that I am, I said to him "You guys have a big game coming up against Michigan State huh?". He turned to me, with a very solemn but somewhat anxious expression, and said "Every game is a big game."
Lol what the frick dude? This guy replied to me like he was Nick Saban. He didn't seem like he was enjoying himself on the HAPPIEST place on earth. Now, I'll admit, That New Orleans resort stays packed with LSU fans (Disneys fault for theming a resort like that), but seriously, are most Bama fans like this?
What else do you guys have a zest for in life?
What kind of women do you prefer, besides your cousins?
Where can I find my mother-in-law a good deal on a trailer?
Surely you guys aren't Bama football 24/7...?
We also saw Bama fans here and there, who, I guess like most fan bases, are proud to show their colors wherever they go. And I suppose, as I reflect on it, they have the most to be proud of most years.
Anywho, a family of bammers, got on a bus with us around Downtown Disney. Led by the patriarch, they were decked out in their colors and roll tide shirts. So, me being the friendly and hospitable SEC bretheren that I am, I said to him "You guys have a big game coming up against Michigan State huh?". He turned to me, with a very solemn but somewhat anxious expression, and said "Every game is a big game."
Lol what the frick dude? This guy replied to me like he was Nick Saban. He didn't seem like he was enjoying himself on the HAPPIEST place on earth. Now, I'll admit, That New Orleans resort stays packed with LSU fans (Disneys fault for theming a resort like that), but seriously, are most Bama fans like this?
What else do you guys have a zest for in life?
What kind of women do you prefer, besides your cousins?
Where can I find my mother-in-law a good deal on a trailer?
Surely you guys aren't Bama football 24/7...?
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Posted on 12/25/15 at 4:19 pm to EthanL
L5U didn't read
Posted on 12/25/15 at 4:23 pm to EthanL
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Surely you guys aren't Bama football 24/7...?
Why not? LSU fans are.
Posted on 12/25/15 at 4:24 pm to EthanL
obligatory csb
Posted on 12/25/15 at 4:27 pm to EthanL
You're the one who brought up football 
Posted on 12/25/15 at 4:27 pm to EthanL
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The Mindset of your average Gump
I'm probably an average Gump. My current mindset is "what's the best steakhouse in Dallas?"
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What else do you guys have a zest for in life?
It sure as hell ain't Disneyworld.
This post was edited on 12/25/15 at 4:31 pm
Posted on 12/25/15 at 4:28 pm to EthanL
Merry Christmas, bro. You need it..
Posted on 12/25/15 at 4:29 pm to EthanL
Alabama fans obsessed with Alabama football. LSU fans obsessed with Alabama fans.
Posted on 12/25/15 at 4:32 pm to EthanL
A. What a weirdo
B. No, we're not all like that.
C. -1 for poor trolling
B. No, we're not all like that.
C. -1 for poor trolling
Posted on 12/25/15 at 4:39 pm to EthanL
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So I took the family a few weeks back to see Mickey Mouse down in Florida. Had a good time, ran into the British, who were still doing their big 'Holiday', and lots of nice people. Saw lots of Aggies fans standing in line to see Chp and Dale, which was weird.
We also saw Bama fans here and there, who, I guess like most fan bases, are proud to show their colors wherever they go. And I suppose, as I reflect on it, they have the most to be proud of most years.
Anywho, a family of bammers, got on a bus with us around Downtown Disney. Led by the patriarch, they were decked out in their colors and roll tide shirts. So, me being the friendly and hospitable SEC bretheren that I am, I said to him "You guys have a big game coming up against Michigan State huh?". He turned to me, with a very solemn but somewhat anxious expression, and said "Every game is a big game."
Lol what the frick dude? This guy replied to me like he was Nick Saban. He didn't seem like he was enjoying himself on the HAPPIEST place on earth. Now, I'll admit, That New Orleans resort stays packed with LSU fans (Disneys fault for theming a resort like that), but seriously, are most Bama fans like this?
What else do you guys have a zest for in life?
What kind of women do you prefer, besides your cousins?
Where can I find my mother-in-law a good deal on a trailer?
Surely you guys aren't Bama football 24/7...?
I once spent a week in Birmingham on newspaper business. I enjoyed it immensely. Now, this was when Bear was alive.
Every day The News had at least two stories on Bama football. I thought to myself, driving back on I-20, why in Hades can't Columbia do that? I am that serious about Carolina or Georgia and I wish everybody was. Then there is that museum just up the road. I envy the Tide and not ashamed to admit it.
This post was edited on 12/25/15 at 4:40 pm
Posted on 12/25/15 at 4:51 pm to EthanL
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I said to him "You guys have a big game coming up against Michigan State huh?". He turned to me, with a very solemn but somewhat anxious expression, and said "Every game is a big game."
Lol what the frick dude? This guy replied to me like he was Nick Saban.
That's the cross that we, as Bama fans, have to bear when you're errbody's Super Bowl.
You underlings wouldn't understand.
Posted on 12/25/15 at 4:54 pm to EthanL
Posted on 12/25/15 at 4:56 pm to EthanL
Gumps are dumb.
AU will always be bamas Daddy.
And so forth.
AU will always be bamas Daddy.
And so forth.
Posted on 12/25/15 at 5:00 pm to Sid E Walker
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That's the cross that we, as Bama fans, have to bear when you're errbody's Super Bowl.
You underlings wouldn't understand.
Arrogance at its best. And every word is the truth. I once thought that Parisians were the most arrogant people on earth. Then it immediately came to me: The have a right to be. So does Bama.
Posted on 12/25/15 at 5:00 pm to Tiger n Miami AU83
Amusing as always.
Posted on 12/25/15 at 5:02 pm to EthanL
Didn't read that shite, down vote, SMH at sad L5Uer
Happy Kwanzaa though
Happy Kwanzaa though
This post was edited on 12/25/15 at 5:06 pm
Posted on 12/25/15 at 5:17 pm to EthanL
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Surely you guys aren't Bama football 24/7...?
what I don't understand, is that at this time of year... how could you NOT be?
This is part of the problem for L5U. Lack of serious focus. You are not doing your part as part of the Proc... on wait, you guys don't have a Process any more. Never mind.
Posted on 12/25/15 at 5:59 pm to Vols&Shaft83
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You're the one who brought up football
Posted on 12/25/15 at 6:03 pm to EthanL
Posted on 12/25/15 at 6:58 pm to Dawgholio
Im an lsu fan and i dont get it. Oh well geaux tigers and merry christmas
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