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The IM Thread: the "Gus Malzahn Puts Ketchup on a Steak" edition

Posted on 8/5/15 at 8:51 pm
Posted by Tornado Alley
Member since Mar 2012
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Posted on 8/5/15 at 8:51 pm
DON'T ANY OF YOU BUTTHURT LITTLE BITCHES RA TO HAVE THIS THREAD MOVED TO THE OFF-TOPIC BOARD. THAT PLACE SUCKS AND NO ONE IS EVER ON IT. THIS ONE THREAD ISN'T BOTHERING YOU ONE frickING BIT AND YOU KNOW IT.

Sup?

Just got out of the shower after getting back from the gym.

I'm baking two large pork chops but what I put on them was a bit of a clusterfrick: salt, garlic salt, store brand Cajun seasoning, honey mustard, and minced garlic.

I'll probably toss some Crystal hot sauce (tGOAT) on them once they're done baking.
This post was edited on 8/5/15 at 8:55 pm
Posted by Old Sarge
Dean of Admissions, LSU
Member since Jan 2012
55240 posts
Posted on 8/5/15 at 8:53 pm to
Watch out TA butthurt ranters RA'd the last one and had it moved.
Posted by HogsWillRiseAgain
Central LA
Member since Dec 2013
829 posts
Posted on 8/5/15 at 8:54 pm to
Ketchup mixed with A1 is the shite and I hate Malazahn!!
This post was edited on 8/5/15 at 8:55 pm
Posted by Arksulli
Fayetteville
Member since Aug 2014
25188 posts
Posted on 8/5/15 at 8:58 pm to
If we can't have this one thread to revel in booze and good eats what can we have? The Admins owe us this much!

Also I recently found out that generic curry powder mixed with some cornmeal makes a great coating for pork chops.
Posted by Old Sarge
Dean of Admissions, LSU
Member since Jan 2012
55240 posts
Posted on 8/5/15 at 8:59 pm to
Well done! I tried to carry the torch and started one three nights. The first two nights were very successful but last night the first two or three Sissies that came along cried to admins.





Just got off the lake

Coors light

And about to finish off what left of a chocolate cake
Posted by Old Sarge
Dean of Admissions, LSU
Member since Jan 2012
55240 posts
Posted on 8/5/15 at 9:00 pm to
What's up Sulli!
Posted by Tornado Alley
Member since Mar 2012
26507 posts
Posted on 8/5/15 at 9:02 pm to
I bet so. Toss a little cayenne pepper and garlic salt in there and you're
Posted by goldenbadger08
Sorting Out MSB BS Since 2011
Member since Oct 2011
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Posted on 8/5/15 at 9:05 pm to
quote:

DON'T ANY OF YOU BUTTHURT LITTLE BITCHES RA TO HAVE THIS THREAD MOVED TO THE OFF-TOPIC BOARD. THAT PLACE SUCKS AND NO ONE IS EVER ON IT. THIS ONE THREAD ISN'T BOTHERING YOU ONE frickING BIT AND YOU KNOW IT.
I wasn't going to but now I feel obligated.
Posted by CNB
Columbia, SC
Member since Sep 2007
95898 posts
Posted on 8/5/15 at 9:07 pm to
hey
This post was edited on 8/5/15 at 9:07 pm
Posted by Tiger n Miami AU83
Miami
Member since Oct 2007
45656 posts
Posted on 8/5/15 at 9:07 pm to
Thread deserves to stay because of that bold stuff in caps imo. Good stuff.

Also, Gus, ketchup, and steaks all in one thread is a winner.
Posted by Legendary0903
Tree Fiddy Green Money
Member since Jan 2014
4416 posts
Posted on 8/5/15 at 9:07 pm to
Just read some Tennessee practice updates. Khalil McKenzie looks like a fricking monster. He has the biggest legs I've ever seen... almost deformed looking they are so big.

I am so pumped about cfb.
Posted by gussler
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Member since Jan 2015
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Posted on 8/5/15 at 9:11 pm to
quote:

'm baking two large pork chops but what I put on them was a bit of a clusterfrick: salt, garlic salt, store brand Cajun seasoning, honey mustard, and minced garlic.


Dood I dunno how much experience you have cooking but avoid garlic salt use garlic powder, and do not double down on the garlic.
Posted by Tornado Alley
Member since Mar 2012
26507 posts
Posted on 8/5/15 at 9:23 pm to
I have minimal experience except for a grill.

shite.
Posted by Tornado Alley
Member since Mar 2012
26507 posts
Posted on 8/5/15 at 9:24 pm to
Hey
Posted by Tornado Alley
Member since Mar 2012
26507 posts
Posted on 8/5/15 at 9:25 pm to
Why should we use garlic salt?
Posted by AUCatfish
How are yah now?
Member since Oct 2007
13995 posts
Posted on 8/5/15 at 9:26 pm to
I highly recommend Tony Chacherres on your pork next time, it will make you happier than a puppy with two Peters.
Posted by Tornado Alley
Member since Mar 2012
26507 posts
Posted on 8/5/15 at 9:28 pm to
Oh yeah man, I love Tony's and have been eating and using it since I was a child, but I'm balling on a law school budget and the Rouse's store brand was a full $1.50 cheaper and that's half of a beer at the bar so . . . yeah . . .

I put Tony's on my eggs, as well as Crystal tGOAT hot sauce.
Posted by auzach91
Marietta, GA
Member since Jan 2009
40252 posts
Posted on 8/5/15 at 9:29 pm to
Wait, really? If so what the frick Gus
Posted by goldenbadger08
Sorting Out MSB BS Since 2011
Member since Oct 2011
37900 posts
Posted on 8/5/15 at 9:29 pm to
There's a food and drink board in case y'all didn't know...
Posted by Tornado Alley
Member since Mar 2012
26507 posts
Posted on 8/5/15 at 9:30 pm to
I just make shite up when I name the IM thread so I'm not sure if he actually puts ketchup on steaks, but it wouldn't surprise me.
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