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Posted on 9/2/15 at 8:43 am
Posted on 9/2/15 at 8:43 am
Congratulations, motherfrickers, we are officially one day away from college football.
The three things we learned:
1. Bert is fat, and fat is Bert.
2. Dobbs has no eyebrows.
3. Every fan base on this site has fricking idiots, but every Tennessee and Arkansas fan is a fricking stupid idiot.
p.s. Your team isn't as good as you think they are.
The three things we learned:
1. Bert is fat, and fat is Bert.
2. Dobbs has no eyebrows.
3. Every fan base on this site has fricking idiots, but every Tennessee and Arkansas fan is a fricking stupid idiot.
p.s. Your team isn't as good as you think they are.
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Posted on 9/2/15 at 8:43 am to HurdForHeisman1
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HurdForHeisman1
More like TurdForHeisman AMIRITE
Posted on 9/2/15 at 8:45 am to HurdForHeisman1
and MSU has few starters returning, but are very experienced. Also, Bama will suck on offense.
Posted on 9/2/15 at 8:46 am to HurdForHeisman1
quote:
Your team isn't as good as you think it is.
Posted on 9/2/15 at 8:47 am to HurdForHeisman1
4. Ole Miss is done, it's over
5. Georgia is gonna go 15-0 because their QB is tall.
6. Mizzou still gets no respect, no respect at all.
7. You cannot replace a Gerry Bertier
5. Georgia is gonna go 15-0 because their QB is tall.
6. Mizzou still gets no respect, no respect at all.
7. You cannot replace a Gerry Bertier
Posted on 9/2/15 at 8:57 am to Vols&Shaft83
quote:The 11th commandment.
You cannot replace a Gerry Bertier
Posted on 9/2/15 at 8:58 am to Vols&Shaft83
8. Mullen used his Scientology skills to brainwash tLandmass into thinking State will be good this year. 
Posted on 9/2/15 at 8:59 am to HurdForHeisman1
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2. Dobbs has no eyebrows.
And the largest forehead in the universe
Posted on 9/2/15 at 8:59 am to Vols&Shaft83
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7. You cannot replace a Gerry Bertier
The white dude from Remember the Titans?
That reminds me - my buddy - just talked to him the other day ...
Posted on 9/2/15 at 9:00 am to HurdForHeisman1
Off-season champs
Posted on 9/2/15 at 9:18 am to NFLU
Ok...end of preseason. I am collecting all of the barbs, rustles, insults, trolls, sarcastic replies and downright hatred and donating them to charity....so give freely.
Posted on 9/2/15 at 9:18 am to Vols&Shaft83
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Georgia is gonna go 15-0 because their QB is tall
LOL this made me laugh.
Posted on 9/2/15 at 9:33 am to scrooster
You know Ronnie bass/ sunshine?
This post was edited on 9/2/15 at 9:38 am
Posted on 9/2/15 at 11:45 am to Vols&Shaft83
Thank you, brethren.
Posted on 9/2/15 at 11:56 am to Vols&Shaft83
8. McElwain = Dooley
9. Tennessee beats Florida
10. Florida is done.
9. Tennessee beats Florida
10. Florida is done.
Posted on 9/2/15 at 12:29 pm to boXerrumble
we learned that Florida's coach could never coach for Tennessee. To blessed in the teeth department and would cause much consternation among the UToothless masses.
Posted on 9/2/15 at 12:37 pm to HurdForHeisman1
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tEnd
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tOff
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tRant
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Posted on 9/2/15 at 12:52 pm to WG_Dawg
aTm defense should wear non contact jerseys during gauntlet drill
Posted on 9/2/15 at 2:22 pm to HurdForHeisman1
Gave you an up vote but am curious as to how aTm fans escapes criticism for all their off-season arse-hattery.
Posted on 9/2/15 at 2:29 pm to HurdForHeisman1
Don't forget that Chavis is garbage.
Steele is tha truf
The Big Six will NEVA EVA CHANGE!!!1
Robert Nkemdiche and Myles Garrett should be working at Denny's, not playing foosball
The Heisman will be renamed The Jeremy Johnson
Dak is back
KMAC is the best defensive tackle since Joe Mantana
Steele is tha truf
The Big Six will NEVA EVA CHANGE!!!1
Robert Nkemdiche and Myles Garrett should be working at Denny's, not playing foosball
The Heisman will be renamed The Jeremy Johnson
Dak is back
KMAC is the best defensive tackle since Joe Mantana
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