re: Starting to feel like you all hate Ole Miss

What's there to like?

Your arrogant over entitled fanbase?
Your mediocre to bad athletic programs?
Rampant cheating?
Racist past?
Faux Christian beaverkin football coach?
Meathead douche bro of an AD?
Constantly embarrassing the SEC on the big stage (when you finally do reach it once in awhile)?

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What did we ever do to you?

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My Dad is from Greenville. Mama is from Laurel. I was born in Baton Rouge. My allegiance is to LSU first, State second, and Southern Miss to a much lesser degree.

Now, you tell me why I hate Ole Miss.

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MrMojoRisin

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Damn.

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I hates th' Ole Miss 'cause she so much meaner than Ole Massa.

Ole Miss think tha whole plantation spin around her like she was tha sun and errbody else just tha planets.

I don't dare cross de Ole Miss on accounta if Ole Miss be displeased, then Ole Massa gon' crack tha whip. Yes lawd.

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I laughed way too hard at this.

Ole Miss is Melissa Clark heaven for scragly tits and crusty dicks. SJW fake news infested water bottles too.

Can't take credit. I stumbled across it and thought it was too good not to share.

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Nothing wrong with 4thand25 either

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I can agree with that! Here's to hoping there are more (just not against us, frick that)

Ooh, you gonna piss off some antebellum southern royalty with this post.

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Ooh, you gonna piss off some antebellum southern royalty with this post.

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Nah, I figure Rebel fans either know the proper context of the term "Ole Miss", or they are so stupid they couldn't get into any other big state school.

Wait...

Poor ol' MrMojoRisin has way too much time on his hands and hate, too, apparently. I honestly did not read that entire post or one word, for that matter. I'll let somebody else paraphrase at some point, if it's any good, that is. Get some therapy MrMojoRisin. Good luck.