Sober's Sucky SECw Standings

1) LSU - LSU's offense looks relatively 1 dimensional at this point in the season but that's out of luxury, not lack of talent. LF7 is the truth and Guice is almost as scary. I've said it before, but Harrisiah is merely icing on the corndog at this point. If the defense continues to play well, the 4 year cycle looks to complete itself again this year.

2) Ole Miss - Speed kills, and the Rebs have it EVERYWHERE. Even Swag is a heck of an athlete, and I extremely underrated him based off his nickname and persona. There are athletes all over the defense and without Bo there to shite himself this year, I like Ole Miss in the remainder of their games save LSU.

3) Bama - 2 losses in a row to Ole Miss sounds bad, and is bad, but doesn't tell the entire story. Every ball that could bounce Ole Miss' way, did, and still Bama almost had enough to pull it out. I'm not sure they have an answer at QB on the current roster, but with the surrounding talent I still don't see them any worse than third in the west.

4) Aggy - The good and the bad news is the Aggy's have yet to play their best football. They had definitely peaked at this point last year, but there are still schematic improvements to make, as well as players playing on the field for the first time in Wk 3. The OL gels, and the defense plays it's 2-deep the entire game and the aggys can compete with anyone. Still haven't seen enough to call them favorites against any of the teams ranked above them.

5) State - Dak is Dak, the defense is serviceable, but I don't see the magic that last years team had. They played LSU tough once Les went his normal conservative self, but I don't think they surprise anyone like they did last year. With a dynamic QB like Dak they will be in a bunch of close games throughout the year, but I don't know if it's enough to topple any of the top 4 teams in the west this year.

Dead arse last A) Arky - Toledo? Tech? Terrible coach? The only team to talk more shite while doing less than my aggy brethren? It's a shite show in arkansas, and one that a lot of us outside tFlagship saw coming. Thanks for the lose-lose situation going into next week SWC bros, hope you liked what you saw from your team against tech. This week it gets worse.

Dead arse last B) Barn- That arse whooping at the hands of LSU showed why you go winless in SEC play this year. No heart on defense, people running AWAY from tackles, a QB that can't throw up without it getting intercepted, and a glorified HS coach. The wheels fell off against Jacksonville State, and they're not getting put back on any time soon with that coaching staff.