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So Arkansas beat ole miss because of god
Posted on 7/13/16 at 11:08 am
Posted on 7/13/16 at 11:08 am
I thought freeze was the alter boy. Bert just said a divine intervention is the reason they won that game. Said the dude who caught the balls dad is a preacher and that was the reason it happened. God is an Arkansas fan now? No wonder we sucked last year.
This post was edited on 7/13/16 at 11:09 am
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Posted on 7/13/16 at 11:09 am to auzach91
You are trying too hard 
Posted on 7/13/16 at 11:09 am to auzach91
You know, in between conflicts and miracles, he likes to help athletes select big contracts and catch passes for winning td's.
Posted on 7/13/16 at 11:10 am to auzach91
God hates Ole Miss
Posted on 7/13/16 at 11:10 am to auzach91
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alter boy.
Catholics =/= Christian fundamentalists
An Alter Boy is a Catholic and sometimes a catamite
Posted on 7/13/16 at 11:10 am to rockiee
Bert just said it. "Divine intervention"
Posted on 7/13/16 at 11:11 am to Gradual_Stroke
Whatever. A church boy. The point remains the same.
Posted on 7/13/16 at 11:11 am to auzach91
It's hard to tithe 10 percent when you're busy crooting the way Hugh has been. I'm not surprised God turned his back on him.
Posted on 7/13/16 at 11:11 am to auzach91
Just wait until the Big Guy finally becomes a Bama fan. 
Posted on 7/13/16 at 11:12 am to auzach91
just sayin, baw
Posted on 7/13/16 at 11:13 am to auzach91
would say try harder
but it appears this maxed out your try hard
but it appears this maxed out your try hard
Posted on 7/13/16 at 11:13 am to auzach91
Posted on 7/13/16 at 11:15 am to auzach91
Yep, God switched teams. Sorry for praying.
Posted on 7/13/16 at 11:16 am to Gradual_Stroke
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Catholics =/= Christian fundamentalists
AMEN
Posted on 7/13/16 at 11:16 am to Numberwang
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God switched teams.
You saying God is a homosexual now? I may have to give this religion thing another chance.
Posted on 7/13/16 at 11:16 am to auzach91
Damn right! By the way, it's 'altar', not 'alter'.
Posted on 7/13/16 at 11:20 am to auzach91
Still love to hear that man from Illinois, who went to school in Iowa and coached in Iowa, Kansas and Wisconsin, talk with a southern accent.
Posted on 7/13/16 at 11:20 am to auzach91
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God is an Arkansas fan now?
Well it is Gods country up in north Arkansas
Posted on 7/13/16 at 11:22 am to rockiee
He's trying too hard by posting something that Bert actually said? 
Posted on 7/13/16 at 11:23 am to auzach91
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God is an Arkansas fan now?
A more plausible explanation: God hates Ole Miss
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