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re: Since this board is Bertsessed
Posted on 7/18/14 at 5:46 pm to PorkSammich
Posted on 7/18/14 at 5:46 pm to PorkSammich
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Posted on 7/18/14 at 6:35 pm to TRUERockyTop
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Posted on 7/18/14 at 7:33 pm to PorkSammich
The clause in Fat Bert's coaching contract that requires Rick's Iron Skillet to open at 5:30AM just for lardass..
Posted on 7/18/14 at 7:35 pm to PanhandleDawg
5:30! Damn, they probably have to start rolling his arse outta bed at what...2:30, 3:00AM?
Posted on 7/18/14 at 8:20 pm to Sid E Walker
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5:30! Damn, they probably have to start rolling his arse outta bed at what...2:30, 3:00AM?
Posted on 7/18/14 at 8:26 pm to PorkSammich
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Since this board is Bertsessed
Last time I checked, it's the Arkansas fans that have been chirping loudly. I like the optimism; just don't confuse that and your fanbases' activities here for the SEC Rant being obsessed with Bielema. I assure you that we are not obsessed with your program, players, or coaches. Thanks.
Posted on 7/18/14 at 11:36 pm to PorkSammich
He was in the Keys in the middle of summer and hung out with Jimmy Johnson instead of Jimmy Buffett? Geez, he needs to learn that there's a time and place for every Jimmy, and he chose the wrong one for that time and place.
Posted on 7/18/14 at 11:43 pm to PorkSammich
I think you have obsessed and laughing at Arky confused..
Posted on 7/18/14 at 11:49 pm to randomways
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He was in the Keys in the middle of summer and hung out with Jimmy Johnson instead of Jimmy Buffett? Geez, he needs to learn that there's a time and place for every Jimmy, and he chose the wrong one for that time and place.
Hands off Jimmy.
Don't. Touch. Jimmy.
This post was edited on 7/18/14 at 11:50 pm
Posted on 7/18/14 at 11:51 pm to PorkSammich
Posted on 7/19/14 at 12:15 am to PorkSammich
quote:Aren't most coaches recruiting now with summer camps and what not?
here's what he was up to today, just a little time with a legend in Key Largo.
Posted on 7/19/14 at 12:18 am to joeyb147
Bert doesn't recruit.
He only feeds.
He only feeds.
Posted on 7/19/14 at 12:18 am to PorkSammich
He's so fat, he has to prop up on table...
Posted on 7/19/14 at 12:23 am to AU4real35
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He's so fat, he has to prop up on table...
That's more of a testament to his incredible arm strength.
Posted on 7/19/14 at 12:33 am to Stonehog
Posted on 7/19/14 at 12:35 am to MaroonNation
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Damn Burt's fat. I count at least 4 distinct chins.
Posted on 7/19/14 at 1:39 am to Stonehog
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That's more of a testament to his incredible arm strength.
Posted on 7/19/14 at 1:50 am to Cumulonimbus
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Last time I checked, it's the Arkansas fans that have been chirping loudly. I assure you that we are not obsessed with your program, players, or coaches. Thanks.
Says the guy with 50% of his started threads having to do with Arkansas.
This post was edited on 7/19/14 at 1:59 am
Posted on 7/19/14 at 2:16 am to DaleDenton
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I wonder if they were on Jimmie's boat?
I know someone who has
Posted on 7/19/14 at 6:23 am to TexasAg13
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Waist size +/- 50 inches?
Over.
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