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Posted on 9/14/13 at 11:56 pm to Ted2010
Posted on 9/14/13 at 11:56 pm to Ted2010
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at the post game presser, we had GregR, Hicks, Case and Major seated in that order from left to right. All I could think of is that only 1 of them (afaik) was not involved in an offseason sex scandal.
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Posted on 9/14/13 at 11:56 pm to Bama54
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: my head hurts from laughing at this shite....
Posted on 9/14/13 at 11:57 pm to Ted2010
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I remember these threads on Texags when Franchione was coach.
The worm has officially turned
Posted on 9/14/13 at 11:58 pm to Ted2010
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I did stay for the entirety of the game though. I think I have cancer now.
Posted on 9/14/13 at 11:58 pm to Ted2010
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The whore who just had a train run on her isn't leaving with dignity just because the guys let her pull her panties back on so she doesn't leave a trail of $#@!.
Now that has to be top 10.
Posted on 9/14/13 at 11:59 pm to Ted2010
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Wow. We are Texags
Posted on 9/15/13 at 12:00 am to Ted2010
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I stayed even though I said I wouldn't go today. I'm used to getting faceraped by $#@!ty teams at home, though. This was my final last game.
Posted on 9/15/13 at 12:01 am to randomways
If Texas made Muschamp a priority, I couldn't help but be worried. I think they'll go after bigger names, though.
Posted on 9/15/13 at 12:01 am to dbt_Geaux_Tigers_196
I've gotten a year's worth of crying done in 10 minutes from laughing so hard at those boards. This is the most epic thing I've seen in awhile.
Posted on 9/15/13 at 12:02 am to Ted2010
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just disband the team, shut it down for about 10 years.
Posted on 9/15/13 at 12:02 am to AlpineHawg
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What a way for Mack to commemorate the Royal National Title Team/First full year of Coach Royal being dead than this rushing defense $#@!show. Royal said that only three things can happen when you pass and two of 'em are bad. So why bother? Why not just rush it up Texas' arse and prove brown's team to be as soft as labia pie?
Posted on 9/15/13 at 12:03 am to PepaSpray
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aborted babies are in better shape than the state of this program.
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gonna go drink drano now. thanks Mack you butter toothed $#@!
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$#@! Yeah!!!!! I don't have the longhorn network. I knew there was a bright spot.
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Cannot. $#@!ing. Believe. Mack. Right. Now. Postgame. Presser.
Unbelievable. Get a crowbar and pry him loose from this place.
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I didn't listen to it but seeing Deloss being interview at half-time, I wanted to throw my $#@!ing phone through my 50". $#@! that piece of $#@!.
Posted on 9/15/13 at 12:05 am to Bama54
Posted on 9/15/13 at 12:08 am to GatorsGators
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I think they'll go after bigger names, though.
Charlie Strong?
Posted on 9/15/13 at 12:09 am to PepaSpray
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Maybe this week will start the decline in attendance? Never mind, I know the answer to that. I think I'll go drink some poison.
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I'm actually impressed, it takes real effort to be that good of a coach to teach the technique necessary to be the worst two years in a row with 4 and 5 star DI athletes that have played all their life. To coach talent right out of them is something special.
Posted on 9/15/13 at 12:09 am to beejon
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Must be really in shambles over there.
What else is new?
Posted on 9/15/13 at 12:14 am to PepaSpray
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REPORTER: Mack what happened out there?
MACK: I wasn't watching. I need to see the tape and I will try to pull something out of my arse to help me explain it on Monday.
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I'm struggling to come up with 10 teams that I would wager money on us beating.
Here's another shot. "To Syria gassing the entire athletic department..."
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These 502's are really hurting our meltdown contributions.
Shove that game tape up your arse, coach who doesn't know any x's and o's.
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Originally Posted by FCHorn
Who the $#@! is evaluating high school talent for Texas?
Helen Keller
Posted on 9/15/13 at 12:22 am to harmonics
On who is going to be their next coach:
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Many thanks to the folks in this thread who didn't suggest Houston Nutt. Which I believe is everyone in this thread.
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it really depends on who does the hiring.. if it's dodds we are $#@!ed. if it's a new AD then there is hope, Dodds will only bring in a younger version of Mack. we need a tough talking $#@! kicker that will shoot bob stoops the bird from across the field right before kickoff... ahh a boy can dream can't he.
i'd take Charlie strong, gruden, briles. or make a huge push and just SEE if saban would come even though I don't think he will ever leave bama, I mean why would he. $#@! it i'd even throw big $$ at Sumlin as well just to piss off the aggs.
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This is my first post and I would just like to say this to begin with: $#@! Mack Brown, $#@! Deloss Dodds, and $#@! Bob Poops.
Back on topic...is there any way we can bring John Wayne back to life, teach him the game of football, and make him our head football coach? John Wayne died with 10 pounds of undigested red meat in his stomach. If that ain't the amount of manliness needed to teach this football team how to not be grade A pussies then I don't know what is!
Posted on 9/15/13 at 12:26 am to Bama54
John Wayne.
Posted on 9/15/13 at 12:28 am to dbt_Geaux_Tigers_196
John Wayne played ball for USC. He knows the foosballs.
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