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re: SEC Storied : The Stars are Aligned edition- who better represents each school?

Posted on 8/14/14 at 11:32 pm to
Posted by bamasgot13
Birmingham
Member since Feb 2010
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Posted on 8/14/14 at 11:32 pm to
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seriously? MJH? Another damn sidewalk fan embarrassing us.


Being a graduate of a school that has mass appeal - including to "celebrities" - embarrasses you? It's not the people like Melisa Joan Hart or Channing Tatum being Bama fans that should embarrass you. It's people like Updyke, Tea-bagger, etc. that should embarrass you. That is IF you are going to be embarrassed simply b/c some idiots also like the same college team as you.
Posted by TheCheshireHog
Cashew Chicken Country
Member since Oct 2010
40859 posts
Posted on 8/14/14 at 11:38 pm to
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That is IF you are going to be embarrassed simply b/c some idiots also like the same college team as you.


Yeah I've never really understood this one either. Every fanbase has those absolutely embarrassing folks as fans. There is no avoiding it. As long as it's not you then why let it affect your life?
Posted by NickyT
Patty's Pub
Member since Jan 2007
8612 posts
Posted on 8/14/14 at 11:59 pm to
How the hell does Arky allow Ralphie May to be their representative during this? You have Bill, you have Jerry, and John Daly and you let this fat arse clown be your rep.

Everyone else put up great musicians, athletes, american faces in the morning news, politicians and arky puts up a fat arse comedian
This post was edited on 8/15/14 at 12:08 am
Posted by AICrooster
Member since May 2012
138 posts
Posted on 8/15/14 at 12:05 am to
The first thing you saw on the SEC Network was The Swamp!
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First thing I saw was an Alabama flag.
This post was edited on 8/15/14 at 12:07 am
Posted by Turkey_Creek_Tiger
Member since Dec 2012
12343 posts
Posted on 8/15/14 at 12:13 am to
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Ralphie May


Posted by LandofDixie
Member since Jul 2012
2825 posts
Posted on 8/15/14 at 12:17 am to
They were all perfect. Alabama had a sidewalker, Carrville personifies the craziness of LSU, A&M had a neo-conservative, Ralphie May looked like he was about to start leaking gravy out of his eyeballs, and Dufner looked like he wanted a dip the entire time.
Posted by TheCheshireHog
Cashew Chicken Country
Member since Oct 2010
40859 posts
Posted on 8/15/14 at 12:19 am to
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How the hell does Arky allow Ralphie May to be their representative during this? You have Bill, you have Jerry, and John Daly and you let this fat arse clown be your rep.


Do you actually think the school picked their rep?

I've never even heard of this guy associated with our school. He definitely wouldn't have been the guy Jeff Lomg put up there first.
This post was edited on 8/15/14 at 12:20 am
Posted by NickyT
Patty's Pub
Member since Jan 2007
8612 posts
Posted on 8/15/14 at 12:19 am to
so bama having sabrina the teenage witch made you think of them?
Posted by NickyT
Patty's Pub
Member since Jan 2007
8612 posts
Posted on 8/15/14 at 12:22 am to
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Do you actually think the school picked their rep?


no now seeing that Sabrina is now a bama fan, however there are better personalities for the hogs like jerry or bill over ralphie, the dude was ready to die on set
Posted by Cheese Grits
Wherever I lay my hat is my home
Member since Apr 2012
54622 posts
Posted on 8/15/14 at 4:12 am to
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Ralphie May could be Arkansas mascot.


I thought Ralphie was the Colorado mascot
Posted by BOSCEAUX
Where the Down Boys go.
Member since Mar 2008
47716 posts
Posted on 8/15/14 at 7:02 am to
I fricking love how much Shep Smith's gay jimmies are rustled by LSU. He fricking hates us with a passion and it's glorious.

Every year the Friday before the LSU game on Fox News he throws a go to hell LSU out and you can watch the bile rise into his throat.
Posted by Gradual_Stroke
Bee Cave, TX
Member since Oct 2012
20917 posts
Posted on 8/15/14 at 7:07 am to
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Shep Smith



Shep's father went to TAMU. No wonder he turned out gay
Posted by Brettesaurus Rex
Baton Rouge
Member since Dec 2009
38259 posts
Posted on 8/15/14 at 7:17 am to
Ralphies slow spittle build up the entire show was killing me
Posted by skirpnasty
Atlantis
Member since Aug 2012
10781 posts
Posted on 8/15/14 at 7:34 am to
I have no idea how they missed the glorious opportunity to have John Daly on that segment for Arkansas.
Posted by GIbson05
Member since Feb 2009
4292 posts
Posted on 8/15/14 at 7:48 am to
Seriously Arkansas is that fat arse the best you had?? Clinton was too busy for a 10 min interview? Waltons too busy counting thier money? Jerry Jones? Hell even Jimmy Johnson..
Posted by PJinAtl
Atlanta
Member since Nov 2007
12745 posts
Posted on 8/15/14 at 8:10 am to
I was confused by the non-alum choices. MJH because her husband is a Bama grad? Charlie Daniels (while a huge UT fan) because his son went there?

For UT they could have had Al Gore, either of the Haslams, Pam Tillis, Dave Ramsey, any of several former athletes.

For Bama they could have used Winston Groom, Kathryn Stockett, Sela Ward, again a ton of former athletes.

I was also a bit surprised that the Kick Six was primarily told by MJH and from the Bama perspective. I guess that ever since it happened most of what you have seen/heard have been the Auburn reactions, but to have her basically narrate the whole thing was a bit odd.
Posted by scrooster
Resident Ethicist
Member since Jul 2012
37599 posts
Posted on 8/15/14 at 8:28 am to
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honestly didnt know melissa joan hart was a bama fan. kinda kool, except for that whole anti-2a thing.


That just ruined her for me ... I'm never gonna give her any sweet sweet scrooster love on account of that.

How would she like it if we tried to take away her right to free speech?

The bitch.

All this time I thought she was a nice, sweet, Conservative woman.

Now that fricking wackadoodle looney tune gal up at Kentucky ... she's a freaky deek for the left.

Darius Rucker ... solid Conservative.

Carville ... I used to hate him but I dunno, he is what he is - we all are. He can't help himself, none of us can. Except his fricking wicked cantankerous mean disposition and his damn evil ugly looks. I'll never understand how he managed to marry Mary Matalin.
This post was edited on 8/15/14 at 8:29 am
Posted by scrooster
Resident Ethicist
Member since Jul 2012
37599 posts
Posted on 8/15/14 at 8:32 am to
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Shep's father went to TAMU. No wonder he turned out gay


Shep said last night that both his mother and father were Ole Miss grads.

Was he lyin'?

I'm not sure something even as potent as aggie gayness can rub off on someone in another state in another school.

What're you saying? Y'all dispersing the aggie gay in jet vapor trails now?
Posted by UMRealist
Member since Feb 2013
35360 posts
Posted on 8/15/14 at 8:41 am to
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I fricking love how much Shep Smith's gay jimmies are rustled by LSU. He fricking hates us with a passion and it's glorious.

Every year the Friday before the LSU game on Fox News he throws a go to hell LSU out and you can watch the bile rise into his throat.


Didn't Carville say that he'd rather lose to Alabama and best Ole Miss than the other way around? :rivalry:
This post was edited on 8/15/14 at 8:44 am
Posted by GeorgeReymond
Buckhead
Member since Jan 2013
10155 posts
Posted on 8/15/14 at 8:41 am to
As do I. Dude hates us. Here's some funny videos

LINK

LINK

Eta: 2 more weeks
This post was edited on 8/15/14 at 8:43 am
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