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re: SEC Poetry Thread: Haikus in the Offseason Edition

Posted on 3/12/15 at 3:17 pm to
Posted by CockHolliday
Columbia, SC
Member since Dec 2012
4515 posts
Posted on 3/12/15 at 3:17 pm to
frick the offseason
PIIIB all night
Rinse lather repeat
Posted by SammyTiger
Baton Rouge, LA
Member since Feb 2009
66399 posts
Posted on 3/12/15 at 3:22 pm to
Bama Alumni
Learned to count real good while there
Can't you tell?
Posted by Tornado Alley
Member since Mar 2012
26499 posts
Posted on 3/12/15 at 3:31 pm to
I'm cooking tonight
Sausage and mushroom pasta
Maybe some pussy?
Posted by hogminer
Bella Vista, AR.
Member since Apr 2010
9627 posts
Posted on 3/12/15 at 3:52 pm to
Spread is for pussies,
Real American football,
Player safety first.
Posted by Tornado Alley
Member since Mar 2012
26499 posts
Posted on 3/12/15 at 3:55 pm to
quote:

Spread is for pussies,
Real American football,
Player safety first.


Now this is what I'm talking about
Posted by hogminer
Bella Vista, AR.
Member since Apr 2010
9627 posts
Posted on 3/12/15 at 4:15 pm to
The biggest woodchuck
Hugh Freeze or Jim McElwain
Hugh Freeze by a mile.


Mullen has no neck
His wife is kind of pretty
He's still a hunchback
Posted by EveryonesACoach
Baton Rouge
Member since Nov 2012
864 posts
Posted on 3/12/15 at 4:25 pm to
I don't post alot
But it certainly seems that
You might be the worst
Posted by Tornado Alley
Member since Mar 2012
26499 posts
Posted on 3/12/15 at 4:30 pm to
November '07
It's night time in Death Valley
The Hogs brought that wood

Tore down both goalposts
Gameday and Katy Perry
Twenty unanswered

Sammie Coates pushed off
No matter 'cuz the Dawgs ate
Clangalangalang
Posted by Tornado Alley
Member since Mar 2012
26499 posts
Posted on 3/12/15 at 4:31 pm to
quote:


I don't post alot
But it certainly seems that
You might be the worst


Not bad
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