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SEC Poetry Thread: Haikus in the Offseason Edition
Posted on 3/12/15 at 1:20 pm
Posted on 3/12/15 at 1:20 pm
Alabama
Cokesiah is in
We're "Offseason Heisman U"
Matt Womack: "roll tide"
Arkansas
Two S.E.C. wins?
That's it? Two S.E.C. wins?
Bert is a fatass
Auburn
No rule changes here
Lol Bert and Nick are Gussessed
Who will "transfer" next?
Florida
Yeah, we are still here
Who needs recruits, anyways?
Please god let this work
Georgia
Richt offseason plan:
Have star players arrested
Transfer to Auburn
Kentucky
It is March Madness
Suck our undefeated dicks
I agree with this
LSU
Haha Kevin Steele
Jennings is still our Q.B.
The decline is real
Ole Miss
I am a Rebal
Swag's saving kids in Haiti
Lol Dak is a thug
Mississippi State
Boycott La Vela
Dak is a saint; Bo is not
Hypocrites, we are
Missouri
Our coach is a drunk
We are a basketball school
Smashed cake on my face
South Carolina
It's been a rough year
Frank Martin is not that good
Still beat Georgia though
Tennessee
Brick by brick. Vols, Bitch
Shitting all over the rant
Thirty-four to three
Texas A&M
Shall I bend over?
Chavis, Chavis, ELL OHH ELL
Fill our jizz jars, please?
Vanderbilt
Poor Derek Mason
Next year will be better, right?
At least there's baseball
Cokesiah is in
We're "Offseason Heisman U"
Matt Womack: "roll tide"
Arkansas
Two S.E.C. wins?
That's it? Two S.E.C. wins?
Bert is a fatass
Auburn
No rule changes here
Lol Bert and Nick are Gussessed
Who will "transfer" next?
Florida
Yeah, we are still here
Who needs recruits, anyways?
Please god let this work
Georgia
Richt offseason plan:
Have star players arrested
Transfer to Auburn
Kentucky
It is March Madness
Suck our undefeated dicks
I agree with this
LSU
Haha Kevin Steele
Jennings is still our Q.B.
The decline is real
Ole Miss
I am a Rebal
Swag's saving kids in Haiti
Lol Dak is a thug
Mississippi State
Boycott La Vela
Dak is a saint; Bo is not
Hypocrites, we are
Missouri
Our coach is a drunk
We are a basketball school
Smashed cake on my face
South Carolina
It's been a rough year
Frank Martin is not that good
Still beat Georgia though
Tennessee
Brick by brick. Vols, Bitch
Shitting all over the rant
Thirty-four to three
Texas A&M
Shall I bend over?
Chavis, Chavis, ELL OHH ELL
Fill our jizz jars, please?
Vanderbilt
Poor Derek Mason
Next year will be better, right?
At least there's baseball
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Posted on 3/12/15 at 1:31 pm to Tornado Alley
Do you have a job?
Posted on 3/12/15 at 1:32 pm to Minnesota Tigah
Yup. I'm in law school though so it's a part time gig.
Posted on 3/12/15 at 1:34 pm to Tornado Alley
Five syllables here
Seven more syllables here
Are you happy now?
Seven more syllables here
Are you happy now?
Posted on 3/12/15 at 1:35 pm to TimTheTiger
That is technically a haiku. Well done.
Posted on 3/12/15 at 1:38 pm to Tornado Alley
quote:
That is technically a haiku.
that's the joke roethlisberger
Posted on 3/12/15 at 1:39 pm to Tornado Alley
Bama runs this shite
Get used to it SEC
Way more wins than you
Get used to it SEC
Way more wins than you
This post was edited on 3/12/15 at 1:44 pm
Posted on 3/12/15 at 1:41 pm to Tuscaloosa
quote:
More championships than you
more syllables too
Posted on 3/12/15 at 1:43 pm to WG_Dawg
Are you gonna submit a haiku or is your Tunsilitis too strong?
Posted on 3/12/15 at 1:43 pm to WG_Dawg
Well shite. I tried.
Posted on 3/12/15 at 1:45 pm to Tuscaloosa
Thanks for trying 
Posted on 3/12/15 at 1:46 pm to Tornado Alley
quote:
Are you gonna submit a haiku or is your Tunsilitis too strong?
funny that the only people who continue to mention that are ole miss fans...
Posted on 3/12/15 at 1:48 pm to WG_Dawg
Brah, we invented the disorder 
Posted on 3/12/15 at 1:49 pm to Tornado Alley
Tornado Alley
Stop making threads that suck arse
And being racist
Stop making threads that suck arse
And being racist
Posted on 3/12/15 at 1:49 pm to Tornado Alley
Aggies on the rise
Chavis makes difference on field
Tigers gonna lose
Chavis makes difference on field
Tigers gonna lose
Posted on 3/12/15 at 1:51 pm to tylerdurden24
quote:
Tornado Alley
Stop making threads that suck arse
And being racist
Posted on 3/12/15 at 1:54 pm to Spirit Of Aggieland
The Dawgs all the way
the NC game we will play
Football, not bball
the NC game we will play
Football, not bball
Posted on 3/12/15 at 1:55 pm to Tornado Alley
quote:
Arkansas
Two S.E.C. wins?
That's it? Two S.E.C. wins?
Bert is a fatass
Posted on 3/12/15 at 1:56 pm to fillmoregandt
quote:
Two S.E.C. wins?
That's it? Two S.E.C. wins?
Bert is a fatass
This one is somewhat humorous but, umm...would it really be the best one from OP considering that 1 of those wins was a 30-0 slaughter of ole miss?
Posted on 3/12/15 at 2:04 pm to WG_Dawg
quote:
This one is somewhat humorous but, umm...would it really be the best one from OP considering that 1 of those wins was a 30-0 slaughter of ole miss?
I didn't write the OP as an Ole Miss fan or from any subjective point of view. I wrote each haiku as an assessment of each program's status entering the "meat" of the offseason.
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