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SEC Bagmen Bags - what do you have?

Posted on 1/19/21 at 7:16 pm
Posted by Che Boludo
Member since May 2009
18202 posts
Posted on 1/19/21 at 7:16 pm
Bama: ain't open on Sunday cause they'll be playing on Sunday


Auburn: All Star Special (Under new management: May be moving to Burger King where recruits can have it their way)


Arkansas: Late Night Flagship


LSU: Gotta Spend Money to Make Money


Aggie: It has the Meats (See also: In and Out Burger, 5 Guys, or Dairy Queen)


Ole Miss: Chevron Cash-on--Stick


MSU: Little Dooey Pork Rinds and Cash


UGA: It's been 40 years, do "you know when it's real?"


Mizzou:"Run for the Border" State


Florida: Choose Well


UK:Classic Finger Lickin' Shooty Hoops


Utk: Have a Happy Meal


Vandy: Something is Familiar - but just a bit off. GRAB A BIG MICK and think on it.


USCe: Rush's - Eat Local. It ain't pretty but it tastes good... sometimes.
Posted by LegendInMyMind
Member since Apr 2019
54093 posts
Posted on 1/19/21 at 7:20 pm to

We really should leave the Lord's chicken out of this sordid business.
Posted by TigerLunatik
Baton Rouge, LA
Member since Jan 2005
93696 posts
Posted on 1/19/21 at 7:22 pm to
As I said in the other thread, LSU should be some side of the road gas station that sells fried chicken because of Orgeron and his chicken on a stick.
Posted by NATidefan
Two hours North of Birmingham
Member since Dec 2008
36068 posts
Posted on 1/19/21 at 7:23 pm to
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Aggie: It has the Meats (See also: In and Out Burger, 5 Guys, or Dairy Queen)


I laughed, have an upvote.
This post was edited on 1/19/21 at 7:25 pm
Posted by Che Boludo
Member since May 2009
18202 posts
Posted on 1/19/21 at 7:23 pm to
quote:

Orgeron and his chicken on a stick.

Ole Miss isn't giving up their Chevron Chicken Bagmen to Coach O
Posted by tigamike
Member since Jun 2005
5114 posts
Posted on 1/19/21 at 7:27 pm to
Why is Arkansas not a Wal-Mart Bag?
Posted by texag7
College Station
Member since Apr 2014
37526 posts
Posted on 1/19/21 at 7:32 pm to
Posted by Che Boludo
Member since May 2009
18202 posts
Posted on 1/19/21 at 7:35 pm to
I almost used that for Vandy: "WhataMess"
Posted by SamtheSham
In a greenside bunker
Member since Nov 2018
492 posts
Posted on 1/19/21 at 7:36 pm to
You couldn't find one that sells corndogs?
Posted by Che Boludo
Member since May 2009
18202 posts
Posted on 1/19/21 at 7:38 pm to
quote:

couldn't find one that sells corndogs?


Of course, but second best team gets second best chicken.
Posted by Leto II
Arrakis
Member since Dec 2018
21305 posts
Posted on 1/19/21 at 7:39 pm to
Should LSU be Krystal? Or Alabama?
Because of the...you know...testicular rape that occurred there?
Posted by Che Boludo
Member since May 2009
18202 posts
Posted on 1/19/21 at 7:42 pm to
quote:

Krystal ...testicular rape

maybe, fitting slogan for either, "Take Along a Sack Full”
Posted by Sun God
Member since Jul 2009
44874 posts
Posted on 1/19/21 at 7:42 pm to
The Chick fil a/Popeyes comparison to Bama/LSU is just perfect

2019 was our spicy chicken sandwich
This post was edited on 1/19/21 at 7:43 pm
Posted by The Nino
Member since Jan 2010
21521 posts
Posted on 1/19/21 at 7:54 pm to
Auburn is definitely Chick fil a.
quote:

Cassanova McKinzy, who signed with Auburn yesterday, said during a videotaped post-signing interview that one of the lesser reasons he didn’t seriously consider signing with Clemson is because there was no Chick-fil-A in sight when he visited campus.
Posted by PlateJohnsonIII
Member since Feb 2020
6159 posts
Posted on 1/19/21 at 7:56 pm to
CFA is mediocre. There must be a lot of money in that bad to compensate for the subpar chicken.
Posted by Che Boludo
Member since May 2009
18202 posts
Posted on 1/19/21 at 7:58 pm to
quote:

Auburn is definitely Chick fil a.

We all know you REALLY, REALLY, REALLY want to be Chic Fil A, but you're not.
Posted by aujerm
North ATL burbs
Member since Oct 2016
964 posts
Posted on 1/19/21 at 7:58 pm to
quote:

CFA is mediocre


Those are arse-whoopin words here in north Georgia
Posted by Che Boludo
Member since May 2009
18202 posts
Posted on 1/19/21 at 8:08 pm to
quote:

2019 was our spicy chicken sandwich
Helluva Year!!
Here's to some more...
Posted by Poker Dough
Atlanta
Member since Jan 2018
8604 posts
Posted on 1/19/21 at 8:12 pm to


A&M
Posted by Irons Puppet
Birmingham
Member since Jun 2009
25901 posts
Posted on 1/19/21 at 8:16 pm to
Wasn’t Bama’s bagman eating a salad when he fell up those stairs. Chick wasn’t serving salads then.
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