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Save the Date. Aug. 9th officially kicks off the 2015 cfb season
Posted on 7/29/15 at 10:28 pm
Posted on 7/29/15 at 10:28 pm
With the running of the Gumps. The rant doesn't really kick into the new season until those fat rednecks embarrass their families by "sprinting" toward Saban in their Jay Barker jerseys, cargo Jean shorts and houndstooth chain wallet.
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Posted on 7/29/15 at 10:29 pm to WDE24
I volunteer myself as tribute to start tOfficial Running of the Gumps Thread.
What a glorious fricking day it will be.
fricking frick yes.
What a glorious fricking day it will be.
fricking frick yes.
Posted on 7/29/15 at 10:30 pm to WDE24
Such pageantry.
Posted on 7/29/15 at 10:30 pm to WDE24
You seem to have a slight obsession.
Posted on 7/29/15 at 10:31 pm to WhiskerBiscuitSlayer
The Running of the Gumps is a time honored Southern tradition, much like food with flavor and bourbon.
Posted on 7/29/15 at 10:32 pm to WDE24
It's the best day of the year. Nothing says tradition and pageantry like this wonderful day.
Posted on 7/29/15 at 10:32 pm to WDE24
I'll be selling handjobs on Bryant Drive for $15. $5 discount if you give me a fat chaw.
Posted on 7/29/15 at 10:32 pm to Tornado Alley
Oh you mean like Ole Miss being bad at football? I got it.
Posted on 7/29/15 at 10:33 pm to WDE24
God Bless this thread, God Bless this event, and God Bless America 
Posted on 7/29/15 at 10:35 pm to HempHead
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I'll be selling handjobs on Bryant Drive for $15.
Gonna need to see your hands before I throw down the big bucks. I'll give you $10 but you have to bring a jar.
Posted on 7/29/15 at 10:38 pm to WhiskerBiscuitSlayer
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Gonna need to see your hands before I throw down the big bucks.
Posted on 7/29/15 at 10:38 pm to WDE24
Can't wait. I've been training for this all year long in order to get my 40 under ten seconds.
I'm going to have Saban sign my arm and then head over to the tattoo shop to get it etched on permanently. Roll Tide.
I'm going to have Saban sign my arm and then head over to the tattoo shop to get it etched on permanently. Roll Tide.
Posted on 7/29/15 at 10:38 pm to WDE24
Damn. This was Diddy's gig.
Posted on 7/29/15 at 10:39 pm to HempHead
Oh my. 
Posted on 7/29/15 at 10:40 pm to WhiskerBiscuitSlayer
I have to choke the chicken with two fingers. Life is tough.
Posted on 7/29/15 at 10:41 pm to WDE24
Many a bag of Golden Flake tater chips will be eaten on that day.
Posted on 7/29/15 at 10:44 pm to BigOrangeBri
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Many a bag of Golden Flake tater chips will be eaten on that day.
Damn, man, you just gave me some serious nostalgia for sweet heat chips.
Posted on 7/29/15 at 10:56 pm to WDE24
You want to run with us this year, WDE? This holiest of days should be on everyone's bucket list.
You won't even be alone among the Tiger set. That's TiM in the middle of your photo.
You won't even be alone among the Tiger set. That's TiM in the middle of your photo.
Posted on 7/29/15 at 11:02 pm to Evolved Simian
quote:I do, but I haven't been training. I'm afraid my cholesterol and blood sugar levels aren't high enough.
You want to run with us this year, WDE?
Posted on 7/29/15 at 11:03 pm to HempHead
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Damn, man, you just gave me some serious nostalgia for sweet heat chips.
No doubt. Golden Flake- Dill Pickle= GOAT
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