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Posted on 8/3/14 at 10:49 am to Monticello
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Fan day is our way of identifying who the crazies are so we know ahead of time who to keep an extra eye on in case of the occasional loss. Like I have always said, combine Alabama football with free and crazy shite will happen.
Yeah, the FBI creates a database for fan crimes from the Running of the Gumps.
Posted on 8/3/14 at 10:49 am to diddydirtyAubie
I think it could be a healthy idea to require these folks to run a 5k to get to Saban,etc.
Maybe would get our state off from the bottom of the obesity list.
Maybe would get our state off from the bottom of the obesity list.
Posted on 8/3/14 at 10:51 am to Rhymenoceros
"Brenda"
"Bill the HVAC technician"
"Kevyn and Ryker came to frick shite up"
"Still fappin'"
"Bill Cowher and needle-necked Neeta"
"Surprisingly still single"
"Junior and Betty?!?!?"
"Met at a Chili's, where it's always happy hour"
"Bill the HVAC technician"
"Kevyn and Ryker came to frick shite up"
"Still fappin'"
"Bill Cowher and needle-necked Neeta"
"Surprisingly still single"
"Junior and Betty?!?!?"
"Met at a Chili's, where it's always happy hour"
Posted on 8/3/14 at 10:51 am to diddydirtyAubie
I'm good with this since it makes some fans days or life for that matter. Until a tit or penis gets pulled out for Saban / El Camino comes flying thru tunnel accidentally running over people....I'm fine with it.
Posted on 8/3/14 at 10:52 am to East Coast Band
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I think it could be a healthy idea to require these folks to run a 5k to get to Saban,etc.
Maybe would get our state off from the bottom of the obesity list.
Not a bad idea, but think of all the babies that would die in the process.
Posted on 8/3/14 at 10:55 am to Dirty Whistle
where are the kids? LSU's fan day has TONS of kids getting player signatures with the parents off to the side.
this is just really sad and pathetic
this is just really sad and pathetic
Posted on 8/3/14 at 10:56 am to Tornado Alley
The only unfortunate thing about LSU not winning a national title while Dr Pepper is the sponsor is that we have not been able to see the swamp creatures that would come out for an LSU trophy walmart pic.
Posted on 8/3/14 at 10:56 am to Monticello
Just laugh at your fanbase
This post was edited on 8/3/14 at 10:58 am
Posted on 8/3/14 at 10:58 am to Dirty Whistle
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Until a tit or penis gets pulled out for Saban / El Camino comes flying thru tunnel accidentally running over people....I'm fine with it.
That's the stuff legends are made of.
Posted on 8/3/14 at 10:58 am to Monticello
Would've been excellent 
Posted on 8/3/14 at 10:58 am to monsterballads
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where are the kids? LSU's fan day has TONS of kids getting player signatures with the parents off to the side.
Our kids are too traumatized by their fan day experience as month old toddlers to want to come back. Imagine being near death from heat exhaustion and dehydration, then being handed to someone thinking you are being rescued, and the dude signs your face with a sharpie and hands you back to your parents.
Posted on 8/3/14 at 10:59 am to Rhymenoceros
"Sign my dick, Coach. Roll Tide." - Earl Hankerson from Eufala
Posted on 8/3/14 at 11:02 am to Monticello
these people have no shame
Posted on 8/3/14 at 11:02 am to Tornado Alley
If I ran anywhere today I would vomit. If I went to this travesty oh human existence I would probably blow chunks all over the thirty yard line...
actually I wouldn't mind vomiting on the field. that would be pretty funny. The waiting in line to get a signature part no
actually I wouldn't mind vomiting on the field. that would be pretty funny. The waiting in line to get a signature part no
Posted on 8/3/14 at 11:02 am to monsterballads
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where are the kids? LSU's fan day has TONS of kids getting player signatures with the parents off to the side. this is just really sad and pathetic
It should be for the kids. That's why I blame UA just as much as I do the necks waiting in line. They could have this a lot more kid-friendly & organized than it is. They could easily have it where one doesn't have to sprint to get an autograph. The rule should be that if you're over 18, you have to have a child with you (infants don't count) and you can only bring in two items to be signed. Also, no running. Kind of like the rules at your local pool.
This post was edited on 8/3/14 at 11:05 am
Posted on 8/3/14 at 11:03 am to Tornado Alley
"Coach, my grandmother was recently diagnosed with Alzheimer's, she's always been a big fan of yours. Could you sign her breast?"
"Thank you coach, Bryant."
"Thank you coach, Bryant."
Posted on 8/3/14 at 11:05 am to monsterballads
In the hot car maybe I don't know. ( I know bad joke).
That's why kids love playing at Bama. We are freaking crazy about football and it shows by God!
Roll Tide
#supersoulsunday
That's why kids love playing at Bama. We are freaking crazy about football and it shows by God!
Roll Tide
#supersoulsunday
This post was edited on 8/3/14 at 11:08 am
Posted on 8/3/14 at 11:05 am to diddydirtyAubie
Embarrassing, yet funny at the same time. I actually LOL'd at the pics in the OP.
Posted on 8/3/14 at 11:06 am to Monticello
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