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Rename the SEC

Posted on 8/19/16 at 3:00 pm
Posted by Decker
Member since Nov 2015
3435 posts
Posted on 8/19/16 at 3:00 pm
The term "South" connotes an evil past for which we are still and will forever be culpable. It is inevitable that the Southeastern Conference will change its name to erase such hate-speech; perhaps we can come up with a suitable alternative to get the ball rolling. Some suggestions:

FOC (Flyover Conference)
SLC (Stolen Land Conference)
FSC (Fat Stupid Conference)
AAC (Armpit of America Conference)

While we are it, "Conference" is a little too close to "Confederacy". Perhaps "Union" will work better.


Edit: I guess this thread got anchored. It was just a little bit of satire, friends.
This post was edited on 8/19/16 at 3:27 pm
Posted by CockInYourEar
Charlotte
Member since Sep 2012
22458 posts
Posted on 8/19/16 at 3:02 pm to
I put this brick in yo face, now watcha gonna do wit it?!?!?!
Posted by CapstoneGrad06
Little Rock
Member since Nov 2008
72204 posts
Posted on 8/19/16 at 3:02 pm to
This post was edited on 8/19/16 at 3:03 pm
Posted by WG_Dawg
Hoover
Member since Jun 2004
86500 posts
Posted on 8/19/16 at 3:02 pm to
2 weeks folks...only 2 more weeks and this'll all be over
Posted by Master of Sinanju
Member since Feb 2012
11337 posts
Posted on 8/19/16 at 3:02 pm to
Alabama and the 13 dwarves.
Posted by Prof
Member since Jun 2013
42645 posts
Posted on 8/19/16 at 3:02 pm to
No. And FWIW, some of us were UNION, including parts of N. Bama and N. GA.
Posted by VermilionTiger
Member since Dec 2012
37586 posts
Posted on 8/19/16 at 3:02 pm to
Slow Easy Conference
Posted by Decker
Member since Nov 2015
3435 posts
Posted on 8/19/16 at 3:03 pm to
None of us were, because we weren't born yet.
Posted by SquarePizzaRebel
Atlanta, GA
Member since Nov 2013
2364 posts
Posted on 8/19/16 at 3:06 pm to
quote:

FOC (Flyover Conference) SLC (Stolen Land Conference) FSC (Fat Stupid Conference) AAC (Armpit of America Conference)


Posted by allin2010
Auburn
Member since Aug 2011
18151 posts
Posted on 8/19/16 at 3:06 pm to
How about the "DIXIE CONFERENCE"
Posted by ipodking
#StopTalkingAboutWomensSports
Member since Jun 2008
56301 posts
Posted on 8/19/16 at 3:06 pm to
FBC - frick Bama Conference
Posted by Arksulli
Fayetteville
Member since Aug 2014
25200 posts
Posted on 8/19/16 at 3:11 pm to
quote:

2 weeks folks...only 2 more weeks and this'll all be over


We need a fast forward button.
Posted by TheSwineAssault
The Delta
Member since Apr 2010
1623 posts
Posted on 8/19/16 at 3:12 pm to
Sarcasm and yankee pc loathing detected.
Posted by Decker
Member since Nov 2015
3435 posts
Posted on 8/19/16 at 3:13 pm to
Cheers, my dude
Posted by elit4ce05
Member since Jun 2011
3743 posts
Posted on 8/19/16 at 3:21 pm to
quote:

dwarves


"little people"
Posted by MartyMoose09
Florence, AL
Member since Dec 2014
974 posts
Posted on 8/19/16 at 3:27 pm to
quote:

2 weeks folks...only 2 more weeks and this'll all be over


But these last 2 are always the most brutal around here.
Posted by Winston Cup
Dallas Cowboys Fan
Member since May 2016
65497 posts
Posted on 8/19/16 at 3:29 pm to
Big 6 and the others
Posted by CockHolliday
Columbia, SC
Member since Dec 2012
4517 posts
Posted on 8/19/16 at 3:33 pm to
quote:

Alabama and the 13 dwarves.


I was gonna say Saban and the 13 other dwarves
Posted by dan765
Charleston
Member since Aug 2016
1170 posts
Posted on 8/19/16 at 3:51 pm to
quote:

I was gonna say Saban and the 13 other dwarves



Saban IS a dwarf.
Posted by Zap Rowsdower
MissLou, La
Member since Sep 2010
13262 posts
Posted on 8/19/16 at 5:47 pm to
The Legion of Doom
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