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re: Reasons why tRANT hates Alabama

Posted on 12/29/15 at 10:55 am to
Posted by BammerDelendaEst
Member since Jan 2014
2212 posts
Posted on 12/29/15 at 10:55 am to
quote:

Reasons why tRANT hates Alabama


You.
Posted by RogerTheShrubber
Juneau, AK
Member since Jan 2009
260344 posts
Posted on 12/29/15 at 10:58 am to
Because the average Alabama fan is a toothless 15 year old.

If you read the SEC Rant, that's the image you would get.
Posted by 14&Counting
Eugene, OR
Member since Jul 2012
37618 posts
Posted on 12/29/15 at 11:06 am to
I can give you 15
Posted by Vols&Shaft83
Throbbing Member
Member since Dec 2012
69902 posts
Posted on 12/29/15 at 12:02 pm to
quote:

GatorChic88


You sound obese
Posted by Mootsman
Charlotte, NC
Member since Oct 2012
6024 posts
Posted on 12/29/15 at 12:12 pm to
I don't hate Bama. The posters are lame and uninteresting but do not draw any hate.
Posted by RogerTheShrubber
Juneau, AK
Member since Jan 2009
260344 posts
Posted on 12/29/15 at 12:27 pm to
quote:

I can give you 15



Well, you are at 14 and counting. Learners permit coming up!
Posted by HoumaTigerFan
Member since Jan 2008
5468 posts
Posted on 12/29/15 at 1:00 pm to
Cockiness and self satisfaction.
Posted by rockiee
Sugar Land, TX
Member since Jan 2015
28540 posts
Posted on 12/29/15 at 1:02 pm to
Reasons why Alabama fans are so insecure right now:

Seems like everything
Posted by MetryTyger
Metro NOLA, LA
Member since Jan 2004
15590 posts
Posted on 12/29/15 at 1:16 pm to
quote:

biggsc

Reasons why tRANT hates Alabama
by biggsc

Nick Saban
Bandwagon fans
Tom Ritter
The recruiting

Even if the Alabama Football team was shutdown forever. No school in the SEC would EVER equal the same amount of OVERALL success in 100 years.





I respect your opinion and your American right to post it.
But the biggest reason is none of the above, sort of.

It's your fans period. Not just the bandwagon variety. With some notable exceptions, your pompous, smug, bad-winner, chest-thumping, faux egotistical, insulting things would make Mother Theresa give you the finger. I can attest to that after visits to your place after Katrina.

BTW, no one "hates" Nick Saban. They hate the """""""""""" S I T U A T I O N """"""""" that allowed him to: Come to Baton Rouge sight unseen; let Dolphins owner Wayne Huizenga land his helicopter on Saban's front lawn and dupe Saban into thinking Miami would be a good deal for him; accept another coaching job that was mind-bogglingly lucky for him to be open (after vehemently denying he had any interest and would never be the coach.)

Your final statement is monumental folly.
Alabama is only 4th all-time in NCAA victories.
Tennessee is 9th, Georgia 11th, LSU 12th, Auburn 15th all-time in number of NCAA football victories. LSU is 8th nationally all-time in bowls.

Notre Dame, Michigan, Oklahoma, Ohio State and possibly Texas surpass Alabama in all-time CFB lore.
This post was edited on 12/29/15 at 1:21 pm
Posted by mattloc
Alabama
Member since Sep 2012
4310 posts
Posted on 12/29/15 at 1:31 pm to
Poll... is Alabama the greatest football program of all time


Half of the nation disagrees with you...
Posted by Porter Osborne Jr
Member since Sep 2012
39994 posts
Posted on 12/29/15 at 1:49 pm to
quote:

Reasons why tRANT hates Alabama


Posters like you. I didn't hate Bama before posting here. Scratch that, I still don't. I just hate some of their obnoxious posters here.
Posted by Bert Merlins
Adairville, KY
Member since Mar 2015
80 posts
Posted on 12/29/15 at 1:58 pm to
don't forget: 90% of the Alabama fans on the SEC Rant.
Posted by Crimson Legend
Mount St Gumpus
Member since Nov 2004
15478 posts
Posted on 12/29/15 at 2:01 pm to
It's really quite simple.

Posted by ThaKaptin
The Sultan of Swag
Member since Nov 2010
21741 posts
Posted on 12/29/15 at 2:49 pm to
quote:

quote:
How does it affect our e-penis size if we began cheering for Alabama in the dark days of the mid-90s?



People who started cheering for Bama during the dark ages don't have to have their e-penises validated


What if you started in the mid 80's?

I'm pretty sure we deserve porn like e-penises
Posted by ThaKaptin
The Sultan of Swag
Member since Nov 2010
21741 posts
Posted on 12/29/15 at 3:00 pm to
quote:

Notre Dame, Michigan, Oklahoma, Ohio State and possibly Texas surpass Alabama in all-time CFB lore.



This is, without a doubt, the dumbest statement I have ever read on this web site, and that's saying a LOT.

The only team in that list that comes close to number of championships is Notre Dame. None of those teams except possibly Notre Dame have had as much success with as many coaches as Alabama has (5 title winning coaches, 4 with multiples, and thats even if you just go by the numbers that the haters use) leading to a greater overall quality of program regardless of who is at the helm.

And I will never understand peoples obsession with Texas. Can someone please tell me what it is that Texas has ever done to put them so high in the minds of football fans besides win their conference a bajillion times, which is only a few more times than Alabama has won the SEC.

They have a total of 4 national titles and only 1 in over 40 years. I dont get it.
This post was edited on 12/29/15 at 3:03 pm
Posted by 14&Counting
Eugene, OR
Member since Jul 2012
37618 posts
Posted on 12/29/15 at 3:15 pm to
quote:

Alabama is only 4th all-time in NCAA victories.


pretty sure we are going to pass Yale this next year

Posted by ThaKaptin
The Sultan of Swag
Member since Nov 2010
21741 posts
Posted on 12/29/15 at 3:34 pm to
love the down votes without responses. People hate it when they see irrefutable facts
Posted by cmayes56
Alabama
Member since Oct 2015
2843 posts
Posted on 12/29/15 at 3:41 pm to
The same reason their daddy, Granddaddy and great Granddaddy hated Alabama.

Alabama is the bell cow of Southern Football, the most successful team in the history of the game when factoring in wins, championships etc.

They hate what they can't beat. They danced in the street when Roy Kramer thought he had finally destroyed the Tide...lol.

FYI , he didn't, he couldn't! Alabama is Southern Football...period.
This post was edited on 12/29/15 at 3:42 pm
Posted by cyde
He gone
Member since Nov 2005
31793 posts
Posted on 12/29/15 at 3:42 pm to
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Can someone please tell me what it is that Texas has ever done to put them so high in the minds of football fans

They have a lot of money. They paid to have people believe they're better than they really are.
Posted by HoumaTigerFan
Member since Jan 2008
5468 posts
Posted on 12/29/15 at 3:49 pm to
Updyke Jr. is another reason.
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