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re: rank the conference in any category you so choose (stolen from reddit/cfb

Posted on 7/12/14 at 11:17 pm to
Posted by Nicolae
Member since Dec 2012
1880 posts
Posted on 7/12/14 at 11:17 pm to
Amount of control Head Coach possesses in ascending order:

1. UGA
2. LSU

3-13. All others

14. Bama
Posted by DirtyDawg
President of the East Cobb Snobs
Member since Aug 2013
15539 posts
Posted on 7/12/14 at 11:18 pm to
Most douchebags per capita

1. Florida

2. Missouri

3-14. Not enough data
Posted by UFownstSECsince1950
Member since Dec 2009
32601 posts
Posted on 7/12/14 at 11:19 pm to
Amount of hair plugs per head coach

1). Richt
2). Miles
3). Saban




The rest
Posted by UFownstSECsince1950
Member since Dec 2009
32601 posts
Posted on 7/12/14 at 11:20 pm to
quote:

Most douchebags per capita
quote:

Georgia Fan
y'all bark at people
Posted by ksayetiger
Centenary Gents
Member since Jul 2007
68273 posts
Posted on 7/12/14 at 11:24 pm to
quote:

SEC team whose fans are most likely to appear on a reality show about rednecks: 

1. LSU 




uh wat?

you mean coonasses?
Posted by DirtyDawg
President of the East Cobb Snobs
Member since Aug 2013
15539 posts
Posted on 7/12/14 at 11:25 pm to
Guidos come down from New Jersey to learn the ways of the Florida frat boy
Posted by UFownstSECsince1950
Member since Dec 2009
32601 posts
Posted on 7/12/14 at 11:43 pm to
Athens is guido, emo, and hipster central....don't act like it's not. The good ole boys are far outnumbered up your way.....
Posted by Old Money
Member since Sep 2012
36329 posts
Posted on 7/12/14 at 11:44 pm to
Located in Louisiana
1.LSU
2-14. The rest
Posted by DirtyDawg
President of the East Cobb Snobs
Member since Aug 2013
15539 posts
Posted on 7/12/14 at 11:53 pm to
Damn you
Posted by KCM0Tiger
Kansas City, MISSOURI
Member since Nov 2011
15512 posts
Posted on 7/12/14 at 11:54 pm to
By number of letters in their name:

1. Mississippi State (16)
2. Louisiana State (14)
3. South Carolina (13)
4. Mississippi (11)
5. Vanderbilt (10)
6. Tennessee (9)
t7. Arkansas (8)
t7. Kentucky (8)
t7. Missouri (8)
t10. Alabama (7)
t10. Florida (7)
t10. Georgia (7)
t10. Texas A&M (7)
14. Auburn (6)
Posted by Johnny Ringo
Member since Nov 2013
701 posts
Posted on 7/13/14 at 12:07 am to
Serial killers:
1: UF
2-14: as far as we know...
Posted by Mizz-SEC
Inbred Huntin' In The SEC
Member since Jun 2013
19233 posts
Posted on 7/13/14 at 5:50 am to

Percentage Of Residents Who Live In Trailers / Mobile Homes

1. South Carolina: 18.8 %
2. Alabama: 14.7 %
3. Kentucky: 13.9 %
4. Mississippi: 13.8 %
5. Arkansas: 12.8 %
6. Louisiana: 11.7 %
7. Georgia: 11 %
8. Florida: 10.4 %
9. Tennessee: 9.9 %

10. all others
Posted by ksayetiger
Centenary Gents
Member since Jul 2007
68273 posts
Posted on 7/13/14 at 6:35 am to
quote:

Percentage Of Residents Who Live In Trailers / Mobile Homes 


this has nothing tondo with the sec/lsu

if we were talking about sunbelt/ul-l it would be relevant
Posted by ksayetiger
Centenary Gents
Member since Jul 2007
68273 posts
Posted on 7/13/14 at 6:39 am to
percentage of fans who have no college education:

I. bama (87.4%)
2. arkansas (62.5%)
3-13. the rest

*note- only schools of higher education ranked, miss state not included
Posted by auburnphan23
Member since Jan 2014
5862 posts
Posted on 7/13/14 at 6:40 am to
Live in a swamp and make a living as an alligator wrestler:


1. LSU fans

Posted by dcbl
Good guys wear white hats.
Member since Sep 2013
29664 posts
Posted on 7/13/14 at 7:12 am to
By number of letters in their name:

1. Mississippi State (16)
2. Louisiana State (14)
3. South Carolina (13)
4. Mississippi (11)
5. Vanderbilt (10)
6. Tennessee (9)
t7. Arkansas (8)
t7. Kentucky (8)
t7. Missouri (8)
t10. Alabama (7)
t10. Florida (7)
t10. Georgia (7)
t10. Texas A&M (7)
14. Auburn (6)


I call bullshite

the ampersand in aTm makes their name look longer. The Aggies should be tied for 10th and Bama, Uf & UGA should be tied for 11th
Posted by dcbl
Good guys wear white hats.
Member since Sep 2013
29664 posts
Posted on 7/13/14 at 7:15 am to
quote:

Percentage Of Residents Who Live In Trailers / Mobile Homes

1. South Carolina: 18.8 %
2. Alabama: 14.7 %
3. Kentucky: 13.9 %
4. Mississippi: 13.8 %
5. Arkansas: 12.8 %
6. Louisiana: 11.7 %
7. Georgia: 11 %
8. Florida: 10.4 %
9. Tennessee: 9.9 %

10. all others


number of SEC teams that have where the majority of the fan fans would drop on their knees and perform felatio to anyone that asked if they could PLEASE just move to the Big 10

1. Missouri
2. Mizzou
3. MO
4. Mizurah
















5. no one else
Posted by Mizz-SEC
Inbred Huntin' In The SEC
Member since Jun 2013
19233 posts
Posted on 7/13/14 at 7:28 am to

Syphilis Rate Per 100,000 Residents


# 1 Louisiana: 35.2
# 2 Georgia: 25.1
# 3 New York: 22.8
# 4 Arizona: 20.3
# 5 Florida: 19.6
# 6 Texas: 18.3
# 7 Maryland: 17.8
= 8 Mississippi: 15.1
= 8 Tennessee: 15.1
# 10 South Carolina: 13.3
# 11 New Jersey: 12.7
# 12 Alabama: 12.6
# 13 California: 12
# 14 New Mexico: 11.1
= 15 Illinois: 10.9
= 15 Arkansas: 10.9
# 17 North Carolina: 10.2
# 18 Oklahoma: 10.1
# 19 Massachusetts: 10
# 20 Michigan: 8.6
# 21 Rhode Island: 8.4
# 22 Virginia: 7.6
# 23 Nevada: 6.9
# 24 Indiana: 6.1
# 25 Connecticut: 6
# 26 Delaware: 5.8
# 27 Pennsylvania: 5.7
# 28 Hawaii: 4.7
# 29 Ohio: 4.2
= 30 Kentucky: 3.9
= 30 Washington: 3.9
= 30 Minnesota: 3.9
# 33 Missouri: 3.6
Posted by Sid E Walker
InsecureU ©
Member since Nov 2013
23882 posts
Posted on 7/13/14 at 7:29 am to
quote:

In terms of insecurity:

1a: Alabama
2a: Auburn


LSU has to be at least 1b, if not 1a. Bama is more like 3c.
Posted by Evolved Simian
Bushwood Country Club
Member since Sep 2010
20486 posts
Posted on 7/13/14 at 8:37 am to
quote:

Percentage Of Residents Who Live In Trailers / Mobile Homes

1. South Carolina: 18.8 %
2. Alabama: 14.7 %
3. Kentucky: 13.9 %
4. Mississippi: 13.8 %
5. Arkansas: 12.8 %
6. Louisiana: 11.7 %
7. Georgia: 11 %
8. Florida: 10.4 %
9. Tennessee: 9.9 %

10. all others


This is by state, not by school, which disqualifies you.

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