Prepare your Egghole Moo State

You are about to be taught the true meaning of "Hotty Toddy" by THE Rebel Black Bears.

The bears will love you so un-tenderly that everyone will know you are a Moo State fan thereafter by the faint sound of a cowbell ringing out of your arse when you walk by.

It will be painful for you to see your big brother finally wake up from the nap and smack you around after seeing you raided the playboy collection. Hope you have fond memories of those good times, because after Saturday you will be back out staring at cow patties hoping you can mold those into what you remember of those glorious times of not so long ago. In the end it will always just be a steaming pile of bullshite.

Hard boiled, soft boiled, I don't care how you do it, just prepare it!