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re: Predict Jeremy Johnson's stats against your team's defense

Posted on 9/7/15 at 12:57 pm to
Posted by LSU82BILL
Fort Lauderdale, FL
Member since Sep 2006
10321 posts
Posted on 9/7/15 at 12:57 pm to
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I'm not doing your homework for you.


I'll do it for him - Kurt Page (Vanderbilt) with 29. I guess that means Johnson is on record pace. Congrats.
Posted by rbWarEagle
Member since Nov 2009
49999 posts
Posted on 9/7/15 at 12:58 pm to
Do you have a prediction for his stats against your team, Bill? Or are we just going to stand here with our dicks in our hands?
Posted by Tridentds
Sugar Land
Member since Aug 2011
20371 posts
Posted on 9/7/15 at 12:59 pm to
19-35 220 yds, 18 carries for 28 yds, 2 td passes, 2 ints

8 painful sacks
1 concussion
sprained shoulder
Posted by Aman
Alabama
Member since Mar 2010
5181 posts
Posted on 9/7/15 at 1:00 pm to
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Do you have a prediction for his stats against your team, Bill? Or are we just going to stand here with our dicks in our hands?


Same question to you. Predict JJ's stats against your remaining schedule?
Posted by CtotheVrzrbck
WeWaCo
Member since Dec 2007
37538 posts
Posted on 9/7/15 at 1:01 pm to
You sure he won't be benched by the time you guys come to Fayetteville?
Posted by rbWarEagle
Member since Nov 2009
49999 posts
Posted on 9/7/15 at 1:01 pm to
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Same question to you. Predict JJ's stats against your remaining schedule?



I couldn't bear the thought of it. It hurts too much.
Posted by JesusQuintana
St Louis
Member since Oct 2013
33366 posts
Posted on 9/7/15 at 1:01 pm to
You seem pretty upset he didn't play well?
Posted by rbWarEagle
Member since Nov 2009
49999 posts
Posted on 9/7/15 at 1:02 pm to
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You sure he won't be benched by the time you guys come to Fayetteville?



Good point. Hell, he may even transfer before then.
Posted by rbWarEagle
Member since Nov 2009
49999 posts
Posted on 9/7/15 at 1:03 pm to
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You seem pretty upset he didn't play well?



It was pretty clear that he has zero talent, can't make any of the throws, sucks at running, and is going to lead us to a terrible decline.

ETA: At least, that's what I gathered from the Rantfessionals.
This post was edited on 9/7/15 at 1:05 pm
Posted by RockyMtnTigerWDE
War Damn Eagle Dad!
Member since Oct 2010
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Posted on 9/7/15 at 1:06 pm to

quote:

You seem pretty upset he didn't play well?





Posted by Aman
Alabama
Member since Mar 2010
5181 posts
Posted on 9/7/15 at 1:07 pm to
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Predict Jeremy Johnson's stats against your team's defense
You seem pretty upset he didn't play well?


He is just mad that Coker didn't throw three or four picks and complete only 40% of his passes so the focus shifted away from JJ and auburn fans could join the Coker sucks flame parade. With the focus squarely on JJ's crap performance they like to lash out at the flamers since they know he was in a class all alone this weekend.

Btw.. I fully expect JJ to bounce back and have a good season, but I don't think he is the world beater the media and auburn fans hyped him to be before the season. Who knows by next season, but the pressure he had coming into the season as a first year starter was a lot for anybody.
Posted by CCTider
Member since Dec 2014
24155 posts
Posted on 9/7/15 at 1:10 pm to
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I just want to know how much alcohol I'll need on the respective gameday. TIA.


You'll probably just want to go ahead and score some heroin.
Posted by tb27688
Member since Jul 2011
1201 posts
Posted on 9/7/15 at 4:04 pm to
our shitty secondary
Posted by SammyTiger
Baton Rouge, LA
Member since Feb 2009
66455 posts
Posted on 9/7/15 at 4:12 pm to
um 1 Td 18 INT but only 5 go for Pick Sixes

DUUUUUUUUKE leads in tackles
Posted by yellowhammer2098
New Orleans, LA
Member since Mar 2013
3850 posts
Posted on 9/7/15 at 4:34 pm to
Jeremy Johnson won't be the starter by the time you guys play us.

ETA: Serious answer, 25-37, 275 yards, 3 TD, 1 INT, UA 52 AU 31
This post was edited on 9/7/15 at 4:37 pm
Posted by Roger Klarvin
DFW
Member since Nov 2012
46506 posts
Posted on 9/7/15 at 4:35 pm to
17-28, 227 yards, 1 TD, 2 INTs
Posted by Sid E Walker
InsecureU ©
Member since Nov 2013
23884 posts
Posted on 9/7/15 at 4:38 pm to
Use the Louisville game stats. Multiply completions by 0.67, attempts by 1.45, interceptions by 1, and yards by 0.83.
Posted by FishFearMe
United States
Member since Jul 2015
7196 posts
Posted on 9/7/15 at 4:39 pm to
It depends on whether the refs allow the Auburn LT to tackle Myles Garrett again this year.
Posted by LSU82BILL
Fort Lauderdale, FL
Member since Sep 2006
10321 posts
Posted on 9/7/15 at 4:41 pm to
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Do you have a prediction for his stats against your team, Bill? Or are we just going to stand here with our dicks in our hands?


Well if your defense plays against us like you did against Louisville and Auburn gets behind and then he makes as many poor decisions against DBU as he did Saturday, I predict he will break the SEC record for interceptions in a game.
Posted by jdevers
Member since Nov 2008
2059 posts
Posted on 9/7/15 at 4:42 pm to
You all are being too judgemental, he faced a Bobby Petrini recruited sophomore laden defense very few quarterbacks could excel in that scenario.

Hahahahahahaha
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