re: Post your favorite Aggie Jokes

Two aggies, Leroy and Billy Bob were life long friends. Billy Bob joins the army and is home on leave when he runs into Leroy at the local bar. Leroy says, "How you liking the army BB?" BB replies, "It's great except for jump school, it was a nightmare." Leroy asks, "What happened?" BB explains, "I was doing fine in training, but when it actually came time to jump from that plane, I got to the door and froze. I couldn't jump. It pissed the drill sergeant off real bad. He got in my face and started screaming, "BILLY BOB, IF YOU DON'T JUMP OUT OF THIS PLANE RIGHT NOW I'M GONNA RAM THIS BATON UP YOUR arse!" Leroy says, "Did you jump?" To which BB replied.....""yeah....and little."

Why were the two pissed off Aggies kicked out of the bar?

They were exchanging blows.

i think i get it, but you get a F for poor execution and spelling.

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A&M grads make $17k more than Arkansas grads at mid career salary.

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Yeah, but prostitution has a limited career span. You have to have back up options.

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So, Arky grads make less than prostitutes?

Noted.

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So, Arky grads make less than prostitutes?

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Well, at mid career, yeah. The high end ones like JFF make serious coin.

Did you hear about the aggie that broke his leg raking leaves?






He fell out of the tree.