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Posted on 9/18/16 at 2:53 pm to AggieDub14
Why don't Aggies shop at Sports Authority?
They prefer Dicks
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They prefer Dicks
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Posted on 9/18/16 at 2:53 pm to arkiebrian
Same here man, same here
Posted on 9/18/16 at 2:55 pm to Devil_doge
That was a good one!
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Posted on 9/18/16 at 2:56 pm to AggieDub14
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change the thread title
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Posted on 9/18/16 at 2:57 pm to AggieDub14
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AggieDub14
Posted on 9/18/16 at 2:58 pm to Devil_doge
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Why don't Aggies shop at Sports Authority?
They prefer Dicks
A new one. Nice.
Posted on 9/18/16 at 3:03 pm to arkiebrian
Did you know the toothbrush was invented in Arkansas?
If it had been invented in any other state it would have been called a teethbrush.
If it had been invented in any other state it would have been called a teethbrush.
Posted on 9/18/16 at 3:05 pm to Tridentds
Posted on 9/18/16 at 3:06 pm to Tridentds
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Did you know the toothbrush was invented in Arkansas?
If it had been invented in any other state it would have been called a teethbrush.
Speaking of teeth, what do you call an Aggie dentist?
Tooth fairy.
Posted on 9/18/16 at 3:08 pm to Devil_doge
What state would be the best for a Heisman trophy winner to hide out from the law?
here it comes.... wait... wait....
Arkansas. They would NEVER look for a Heisman winner there.
here it comes.... wait... wait....
Arkansas. They would NEVER look for a Heisman winner there.
Posted on 9/18/16 at 3:08 pm to AggieDub14
This is the one I remember:
An Aggie took a trip to Houston one day. He drove almost to there when he saw a sign that said, "HOUSTON LEFT". So he turned back around and went back home.
An Aggie took a trip to Houston one day. He drove almost to there when he saw a sign that said, "HOUSTON LEFT". So he turned back around and went back home.
Posted on 9/18/16 at 3:21 pm to arkiebrian
I like that one 
My dad used to have books of Aggie jokes lying around his office when he was in the military. Remember reading them when I was a kid visiting his office in the summer. Good times, always funny
My dad used to have books of Aggie jokes lying around his office when he was in the military. Remember reading them when I was a kid visiting his office in the summer. Good times, always funny
Posted on 9/18/16 at 4:14 pm to arkiebrian
Two Aggies were standing on a street corner and one had a brand new bike that would make Pee Wee Herman proud. The other Aggie asks the first one "Where da get the neat bike?"
The first one responds "I was standing right here on this very street corner yesterday when the most beautiful woman in the world rides up, throws the bike down, rips all her clothes off, and says take what you want Big Guy..."
The second Aggie says " Good choice, I don't think her clothes would have fit you."
The first one responds "I was standing right here on this very street corner yesterday when the most beautiful woman in the world rides up, throws the bike down, rips all her clothes off, and says take what you want Big Guy..."
The second Aggie says " Good choice, I don't think her clothes would have fit you."
Posted on 9/18/16 at 4:15 pm to TbirdSpur2010
Suzy is a third grader in College Station, and the daughter of an Aggie. One day she comes home and says to her father, "Daddy today we had to write the alphabet and I was the best in the class because I got all the way to T with only one mistake, and the rest of the class couldn't get past L." "Well, honey," the dad replied, "that's because you're the daughter of an Aggie."
The next day Suzy came home and said, "Daddy, today we did arithmetic and I was the best in the class because I could count to 90 with only making 3 mistakes and no one else could get past 50." "Well," the father replied, "that's because you're the daughter of an Aggie."
The next day Suzy came home, and said, "Daddy, I was in gym and we ran a mile. But when I was in the shower I noticed my chest was bigger than everyone else's. Is that because I'm the daughter of an Aggie?" "No, honey," the father replied, "That's because you're 18 years old."
The next day Suzy came home and said, "Daddy, today we did arithmetic and I was the best in the class because I could count to 90 with only making 3 mistakes and no one else could get past 50." "Well," the father replied, "that's because you're the daughter of an Aggie."
The next day Suzy came home, and said, "Daddy, I was in gym and we ran a mile. But when I was in the shower I noticed my chest was bigger than everyone else's. Is that because I'm the daughter of an Aggie?" "No, honey," the father replied, "That's because you're 18 years old."
Posted on 9/18/16 at 4:17 pm to GetmorewithLes
I've posted this a few times, but why not once again.
How many Aggies does it take to fill a jizz jar?
3. One to hold the jar, one to fill the jar, and a third to watch, and make sure nothing gay happens.
How many Aggies does it take to fill a jizz jar?
3. One to hold the jar, one to fill the jar, and a third to watch, and make sure nothing gay happens.
Posted on 9/18/16 at 4:19 pm to TbirdSpur2010
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books of Aggie jokes
I remember a book too.
Also had a poster with all the SWC mascots as a kid and the Aggie was depicted as if he were missing a chromosome or two.
Posted on 9/18/16 at 4:23 pm to arkiebrian
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done
Good piggie. Like the man said....obey your boss.
Posted on 9/18/16 at 4:27 pm to Tecate
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GetmorewithLes
Excellent.
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