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re: Please Explain Bama's Elephant
Posted on 1/16/15 at 11:06 am to Roses of Crimson
Posted on 1/16/15 at 11:06 am to Roses of Crimson
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First, the elephant story has been told for generations. If you don't know by now you either are either ignorant or 10
Geez, sand in your vagina often?
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Posted on 1/16/15 at 11:13 am to Eric Nies Grind Time
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You mean black people?
NO. I mean quarterbacks being 6'5 and 250 lbs and can run and throw.
Posted on 1/16/15 at 11:20 am to Wicked Pissah
Please Explain Bama's Elephant
Have you seen their fan-base?
Have you seen their fan-base?
Posted on 1/16/15 at 11:22 am to Roses of Crimson
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First, the elephant story has been told for generations. If you don't know by now you either are either ignorant or 10.
told to bammers i guess. i've heard it but not until i was on here or another message board.
Posted on 1/16/15 at 11:23 am to schexyoung
Straight off the golden corall buffet
Posted on 1/16/15 at 11:31 am to Eric Nies Grind Time
quote:I was going to say the same thing about your mom, but decided not to.
Reminds Alabama men of their wives
Posted on 1/16/15 at 12:10 pm to Wicked Pissah
Why does Tennessee use a dog when they're the Volunteers? Why does Auburn use an eagle sometimes when they're the tigers? Why does Texas A&M use Lassie when they're the Aggies? Lots of teams do this. The real explanation is simple: you couldn't very well have a wave as a mascot.
Posted on 1/16/15 at 12:12 pm to Tidefan44
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Reminds Alabama men of their wives
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I was going to say the same thing about your mom,
The jokes in this thread are at a prepubescent level. frick the offseason and not having an age filter on this site.
Posted on 1/16/15 at 12:14 pm to CrimsonCrusade
I'm old enough to whip your arse into next week.
Posted on 1/16/15 at 12:25 pm to Eric Nies Grind Time
You, throughout this thread:
Posted on 1/16/15 at 12:26 pm to CrimsonCrusade
Well if that's what I look like then you aren't afraid to meet me at a Sonic. Bring it.
Posted on 1/16/15 at 12:41 pm to Vols&Shaft83
Great story - I should tell the kids later
Posted on 1/16/15 at 12:43 pm to Wicked Pissah
Roll Pacaderm
Posted on 1/16/15 at 12:47 pm to CrimsonCrusade
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The real explanation is simple: you couldn't very well have a wave as a mascot.
You could do a wave. Don't know you pull off a tide though.
Posted on 1/16/15 at 1:00 pm to Wicked Pissah
Because majority of their fan base is roughly the weight of a small elephant
Posted on 1/16/15 at 1:11 pm to Wicked Pissah
It's big, it's fat and it's red. Oh yeah, and they have a club for it to keep it in line.
Posted on 1/16/15 at 1:48 pm to CrimsonCrusade
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The real explanation is simple: you couldn't very well have a wave as a mascot.
Sure you can (upper right):
But a wave is not a tide.
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