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re: Please Explain Bama's Elephant

Posted on 1/16/15 at 9:48 am to
Posted by Eric Nies Grind Time
Atlanta GA - ITP
Member since Sep 2012
24933 posts
Posted on 1/16/15 at 9:48 am to
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Posted by cyde
He gone
Member since Nov 2005
31793 posts
Posted on 1/16/15 at 9:48 am to
quote:

You wouldn't recognize humor if it took a dump on your chest.

Perhaps... but even as I was showering afterwards, your joke would still suck.
Posted by Eric Nies Grind Time
Atlanta GA - ITP
Member since Sep 2012
24933 posts
Posted on 1/16/15 at 9:49 am to
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Frick yourself nice and good this morning then come back and see if you can be worth a shite as a poster


I do crossfit and tough mudders...want to rethink your post now?
Posted by SECSolomonGrundy
Slaughter Swamp
Member since Jun 2012
15851 posts
Posted on 1/16/15 at 9:51 am to
quote:

I do crossfit and tough mudders...want to rethink your post now?





well, in that case, you should just kill yourself
Posted by Wicked Pissah
Member since Nov 2014
731 posts
Posted on 1/16/15 at 9:52 am to
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Here is a good LINK


Bet you thought that was funny.
Posted by Eric Nies Grind Time
Atlanta GA - ITP
Member since Sep 2012
24933 posts
Posted on 1/16/15 at 9:53 am to
We're all killing ourselves with poor life choices. Like posting on the Rant.
Posted by Diamondawg
Mississippi
Member since Oct 2006
32214 posts
Posted on 1/16/15 at 9:54 am to
It took me exactly 5 seconds to find the answer to that question
Posted by Vols&Shaft83
Throbbing Member
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Posted on 1/16/15 at 9:55 am to
This reminds me of of a truly amazing story:


Posted by ButchItUp
Birmingham
Member since Sep 2014
681 posts
Posted on 1/16/15 at 9:57 am to
I didn't think

I knew

Posted by cyde
He gone
Member since Nov 2005
31793 posts
Posted on 1/16/15 at 9:58 am to
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We're all killing ourselves with poor life choices

Or by posting rehashes of the same shopworn, lowest common denominator fat jokes that rednecks have been telling about one another for years to make themselves feel somehow "better-than."

We're all above that.
quote:

Like posting on the Rant.

Now this is funny. Funny because it's absolutely true.
Posted by coachcrisp
pensacola, fl
Member since Jun 2012
30597 posts
Posted on 1/16/15 at 10:05 am to
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I do crossfit and tough mudders...want to rethink your post now?
WTF??
You actually are an idiot....GTF outta here, junior.
Posted by Frac the world
The Centennial State
Member since Oct 2014
16768 posts
Posted on 1/16/15 at 10:12 am to
quote:

i do crossfit and tough mudders....want to rethink your post now?


Posted by Eric Nies Grind Time
Atlanta GA - ITP
Member since Sep 2012
24933 posts
Posted on 1/16/15 at 10:18 am to
I will post a link to my instagram and you can start mirin' my bod.
Posted by coachcrisp
pensacola, fl
Member since Jun 2012
30597 posts
Posted on 1/16/15 at 10:21 am to
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I will post a link to my instagram and you can start mirin' my bod.
Good idea. You've already sent enough to give us some insight into your mind.
Posted by Roses of Crimson
Sweet home Ala-bam
Member since Nov 2014
1631 posts
Posted on 1/16/15 at 10:23 am to
First, the elephant story has been told for generations. If you don't know by now you either are either ignorant or 10.

Second, many schools have a nickname and a mascot that are different. I'm sure you don't know so here are some examples:

Stanford Cardinal- tree
Auburn Tigers- Golden Eagle...beautiful animal by the way
MIami Hurricanes- Ibis the whatever....
Tennessee Volunteers- Blue tick hound
Oklahoma Sooners-Covered wagon... kinda maybe fits
Ole Miss Rebels- Black bear
Tulane Green Wave- Pelican

Now, I'm sure this was an agenda question but please feel free to carry on asking why to the above schools mentioned as I know you are interested in them as well.

This post was edited on 1/16/15 at 10:25 am
Posted by TT9
Global warming
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82952 posts
Posted on 1/16/15 at 10:24 am to
Posted by TT9
Global warming
Member since Sep 2008
82952 posts
Posted on 1/16/15 at 10:24 am to
Now you're being funny.
Posted by monteg
Member since Oct 2014
514 posts
Posted on 1/16/15 at 10:31 am to
No 245 pounds
Posted by Carolina_Girl
South Cackalacky
Member since Apr 2012
23973 posts
Posted on 1/16/15 at 10:34 am to
A'ight..give it up. Are you really the OSU fan that wrote the letter to the editor proclaiming Bama fans were great ppl but never did explain the red elephant?
Posted by i am dan
NC
Member since Aug 2011
24697 posts
Posted on 1/16/15 at 11:02 am to
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We're all killing ourselves with poor life choices. Like posting on the Rant.


No kidding. This place has turned to complete shite. Nothing but kids trolling.
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