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re: Pic: Jen Bielema is ready for game day

Posted on 8/25/13 at 11:08 pm to
Posted by Ole Geauxt
KnowLa.
Member since Dec 2007
50880 posts
Posted on 8/25/13 at 11:08 pm to
quote:

You're trying too hard
you really need to try a little harder.
Posted by QuackAttack716
Member since Aug 2011
1377 posts
Posted on 8/25/13 at 11:39 pm to
quote:

I'd bend her over a barrel and show her the 50 states



love the reference.
Posted by PowerTool
The dark side of the road
Member since Dec 2009
21154 posts
Posted on 8/25/13 at 11:42 pm to
quote:

We would all give her the best 27 seconds of our lives.


Are you a recruiting guru by any chance?
Posted by southarktiger
Member since Aug 2008
748 posts
Posted on 8/25/13 at 11:54 pm to
As snake bit as the Arky football program is, I am convinced this woman will bring down the program Jessica Dorrell style just as they are starting to field good teams once again.
Posted by Tantal
Member since Sep 2012
13989 posts
Posted on 8/26/13 at 12:19 am to
Posted by Libertyabides71
Fyffe Alabama (Yeah the UFO place)
Member since Jul 2013
5082 posts
Posted on 8/26/13 at 12:38 am to
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Bret actually said that he told her he was a history teacher when they first met because he did that to every woman he met at first...a few months later she saw him on TV for a college football preview ad and he had some explaining to do



So he pulled the exact opposite of my move? I am a social studies teacher but I usually say football coach when asked what I do. (I teach and I coach football and softball)
Posted by redeye
Member since Aug 2013
8598 posts
Posted on 8/26/13 at 12:50 am to
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Lets compare

religious man with similar aged wife with morals and integrity

vs.

middle aged dude with a Anna Nicole clone


yeah I see how morals and integrity was so important to Long and the University of Arkansas


So what you're saying is that you wouldn't hit it?

Are you ghey?
Posted by redeye
Member since Aug 2013
8598 posts
Posted on 8/26/13 at 12:51 am to
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I thought an Alabama fan started the thread?


Shhh.... he's still complaining about having to play Arkansas twice last year.
Posted by joeyb147
Member since Jun 2009
16019 posts
Posted on 8/26/13 at 1:13 am to
I wouldn't.

Some of us have higher standards then run of the mill midrange fake blondes who spread their legs for fat fricks like Bret.
Posted by UsingUpAllTheLetters
Stuck in Transfer Portal
Member since Aug 2011
8508 posts
Posted on 8/26/13 at 1:29 am to
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(I teach and I coach football and softball)


lol guys he's trying to frick us.
Posted by Libertyabides71
Fyffe Alabama (Yeah the UFO place)
Member since Jul 2013
5082 posts
Posted on 8/26/13 at 1:54 am to
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lol guys he's trying to frick us.



well of course, posters on a college football board are my turn on.
Posted by hogminer
Bella Vista, AR.
Member since Apr 2010
9641 posts
Posted on 8/26/13 at 7:46 am to
quote:

I wouldn't.

Some of us have higher standards then run of the mill midrange fake blondes who spread their legs for fat fricks like Bret.


You seem angry
Posted by DCRebel
An office somewhere
Member since Aug 2009
17644 posts
Posted on 8/26/13 at 7:58 am to
I would make sex on her
Posted by tduecen
Member since Nov 2006
161244 posts
Posted on 8/26/13 at 7:59 am to
How did he land that?
Posted by 3andOut
League City, TX
Member since Jun 2013
3684 posts
Posted on 8/26/13 at 8:04 am to
And yall said Saban has the best eye for "talent" in the SEC... I think Bret wins this one.
Posted by 3andOut
League City, TX
Member since Jun 2013
3684 posts
Posted on 8/26/13 at 8:06 am to
quote:

Some of us have higher standards then run of the mill midrange fake blondes who spread their legs for fat fricks like Bret.


Says the guy with a fake blonde girl in his Sig..
Posted by TreyAnastasio
Bitch I'm From Cleveland
Member since Dec 2010
46759 posts
Posted on 8/26/13 at 8:07 am to
Booms wife is hotter and way less stripper looking.
Posted by careyhhi
Charleston, SC
Member since Dec 2012
59 posts
Posted on 8/26/13 at 8:28 am to
quote:

How much for a ZJ?

If you have to ask, then you can't afford it.
Posted by LaBR4
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2005
50815 posts
Posted on 8/26/13 at 8:30 am to


the nose would stay on.
Posted by Beer Bryant
In a Hidden Bunker
Member since Jan 2012
8792 posts
Posted on 8/26/13 at 8:34 am to
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