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Posted on 8/25/13 at 9:17 pm to Alahunter
Posted on 8/25/13 at 9:17 pm to Alahunter
It's hilarious the degree to which Arky fans have hitched themselves to the "We suck, but our coaches wife is hot" bandwagon.
Yes, she is gorgeous. We would all give her the best 27 seconds of our lives. And when we get t December and your team is 5-7, that will be a very small consolation prize.
Yes, she is gorgeous. We would all give her the best 27 seconds of our lives. And when we get t December and your team is 5-7, that will be a very small consolation prize.
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Posted on 8/25/13 at 9:22 pm to Roger Klarvin
I thought an Alabama fan started the thread? 
Posted on 8/25/13 at 9:24 pm to Roger Klarvin
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"We suck, but our coaches wife is hot" bandwagon.
I'm on the "We could win 8 games and my wife is hotter" bandwagon
Posted on 8/25/13 at 9:25 pm to Roger Klarvin
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It's hilarious the degree to which Arky fans have hitched themselves to the "We suck, but our coaches wife is hot" bandwagon.
Better than the "We had one good season and now we are world beaters!!!" bandwagon.
Posted on 8/25/13 at 9:26 pm to sugatowng
Fair enough
Posted on 8/25/13 at 9:28 pm to ArmyHogs
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Better than the "We had one good season and now we are world beaters!!!" bandwagon.
Nah, we had one good season and now we will prove this year that we are world beaters.
Posted on 8/25/13 at 9:29 pm to Roger Klarvin
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It's hilarious the degree to which Arky fans have hitched themselves to the "We suck, but our coaches wife is hot" bandwagon.
Wait, I thought we were delirious?!?!
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We would all give her the best 27 seconds of our lives.
You're doing it wrong bro.
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And when we get t December and your team is 5-7
I say 6-6
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that will be a very small consolation prize.
Ok, you got me there
Posted on 8/25/13 at 9:33 pm to Roger Klarvin
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Nah, we had one good season and now we will prove this year that we are egg eaters and wear wife beaters
I forget how extremely lucky we were to somehow pull the rabbit out of the hat, hope we're that lucky this year,.
Posted on 8/25/13 at 9:46 pm to Ole Geauxt
You're trying too hard
Posted on 8/25/13 at 9:49 pm to Ole Geauxt
Take her out and give her the best 9" she ever had.
Of course I'd have to screw her twice.
Ok, three times .
Told in honor of Dago. A friend gone to quick. RIP.
Of course I'd have to screw her twice.
Ok, three times .
Told in honor of Dago. A friend gone to quick. RIP.
Posted on 8/25/13 at 10:07 pm to Alahunter
Never seen such an obsession with a butter face on this site.
She's mid range, at best, on any SEC sorority campus.
She's mid range, at best, on any SEC sorority campus.
This post was edited on 8/25/13 at 10:09 pm
Posted on 8/25/13 at 10:11 pm to joeyb147
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She's mid range, at best, on any SEC sorority campus.
Yeah but most won't look like that at her age.
Posted on 8/25/13 at 10:11 pm to Arkla Missy
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I think a lot of you are underestimating the appeal of these football coaches. Quite frankly, it isn't about the money or the looks. Look at Bobby Petrino, for God's sake. Regardless of their physical appearance, there is a natural attraction for many females to males in positions of power, control, and authority, not to mention the masculinity and charisma of the image of a football coach. Not everything revolves around money, contrary to popular belief.
But supposedly he kepts all those things from here right? Part of the romance was she fell in love with an ugly slob at a Vegas poker table, not knowing anything about him, right?
Posted on 8/25/13 at 10:13 pm to reb13
She's only 27. Unless they're spurting out kids, I think most will look a lot better than that.
Posted on 8/25/13 at 10:14 pm to reb13
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Yeah but most won't look like that at her age.
She's only 28.
Posted on 8/25/13 at 10:24 pm to Roger Klarvin
I feel like she's trying to copy someone.
Yep.
Yep.
Posted on 8/25/13 at 10:25 pm to joeyb147
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She's only 27. Unless they're spurting out kids, I think most will look a lot better than that.
You'd be surprised.
Posted on 8/25/13 at 10:46 pm to TeLeFaWx
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But supposedly he kepts all those things from here right? Part of the romance was she fell in love with an ugly slob at a Vegas poker table, not knowing anything about him, right?
To start, I don't think he's an ugly slob, and apparently, neither does she. Second, personality plays a huge part in chemistry. If people "click," it always makes them attractive to each other. For whatever reason, wherever they were, and whatever the circumstances, they clicked. The better question is, who gives a shite? What is the colossal fascination with them being together? Quite honestly, I give zero fricks. I don't get the obsession.
Posted on 8/25/13 at 10:57 pm to Arkla Missy
Bret actually said that he told her he was a history teacher when they first met because he did that to every woman he met at first...a few months later she saw him on TV for a college football preview ad and he had some explaining to do
Posted on 8/25/13 at 11:01 pm to gohogs141
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Bret actually said that he told her he was a history teacher when they first met ...
So, apparently, money was not the attraction.
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