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re: Our team is fat
Posted on 8/25/14 at 8:23 am to PorkSammich
Posted on 8/25/14 at 8:23 am to PorkSammich
LSU's starting 5 averages 320. Hell the backups avg close to 320.
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Posted on 8/25/14 at 8:38 am to PorkSammich
Yes. Everyone is scared
Posted on 8/25/14 at 9:19 am to Guava Jelly
I'm concerned about player safety
Posted on 8/25/14 at 9:29 am to PorkSammich
I cannot imagine the amount of food consumed by this team with their coach. In addition, I cannot fathom when they are all having to take shits together in the bathroom stalls after eating one of those huge meals
Posted on 8/25/14 at 9:43 am to ocelot4ark
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Pittman has said that he will probably play 8 guys on the OL in the first game.
Nice...good to see they have not jelled.
Posted on 8/25/14 at 9:50 am to PorkSammich
Bert probably just put them on the same diet he is on
Posted on 8/25/14 at 9:52 am to BigPapi21
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I cannot imagine the amount of food consumed by this team with their coach. In addition, I cannot fathom when they are all having to take shits together in the bathroom stalls after eating one of those huge meals
Each lineman is allotted 12 dumps per 7 day week to save on water and toilet paper. We have a couple mottos:
"Too many poos, we all lose."
"Hold it in, we all win."
Posted on 8/25/14 at 9:53 am to Stonehog
i'm shamefully admit to laughing at that nastiness.
Posted on 8/25/14 at 9:53 am to dhuck20
quote:Yep. I've found that a lot of NFL OL look a lot leaner and a lot quicker than years ago.
I think it was like 2010 or 2011 where our OL was bigger than every other college and NFL OL. It didn't work so well.
Posted on 8/25/14 at 10:08 am to TigerPox
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Yep. I've found that a lot of NFL OL look a lot leaner and a lot quicker than years ago.
Muscle weighs more than fat.
And I'll take Sam Pittman's OL pedigree over pretty much anyone.
Posted on 8/25/14 at 10:13 am to PorkSammich
If anything, that should tell you that the NFL is moving away from the overweight, immobile OLs, and moving towards the lighter, quicker OLs needed to run spread formations.
Posted on 8/25/14 at 10:18 am to Stonehog
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Each lineman is allotted 12 dumps per 7 day week to save on water and toilet paper. We have a couple mottos:
"Too many poos, we all lose."
"Hold it in, we all win."
Bravo, sir, bravo.
Posted on 8/25/14 at 10:19 am to Stonehog
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"Too many poos, we all lose."
"Hold it in, we all win."
Epic....
Posted on 8/25/14 at 10:21 am to FearlessFreep
oh we are doing pics
Posted on 8/25/14 at 10:27 am to dhuck20
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I think it was like 2010 or 2011 where our OL was bigger than every other college and NFL OL.
It didn't work so well.
Came to post the same thing. Sorry Arky fans. RIP Derpy/Allen
Posted on 8/25/14 at 10:28 am to swinetime
Tretola is fat. Kirkland is kind of fat. The others are just large.
Posted on 8/25/14 at 10:43 am to PorkSammich
If bama didn't have kelly at center we would average about 320 and 6'5. Robinson 6'6 325, arie 6'5 315, kelly 6'5" 296, taylor 6'5" 325, sheppard 6'5 320. 2 guys vying for the guard spots are leon brown 6'6" 320, and dom jackson 6'7 325, and the backup center is bozeman 6'5 325. We are pretty uniform in size except kelly, who has trouble putting on weight. None of them are sloppy either, taylor is probably the softest, but he has done a pretty radical body transformation since arriving
This post was edited on 8/25/14 at 10:45 am
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