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re: Opposing fans' dream scenarios for Saban's exit
Posted on 12/13/15 at 5:30 pm to Cheese Grits
Posted on 12/13/15 at 5:30 pm to Cheese Grits
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Missouri fantasy : Hell if I know
Saban's undergoes radical reverse Michael Jackson surgery and becomes the first unhonkied coach to win lead a team of SJW to the SEC East title and blowout in the SECCG.
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Posted on 12/13/15 at 5:34 pm to Decker
I hope he wins the NC 3 times in a row starting with this year and passes Bryant as the greatest coach ever at Alabama, wins two more Heisman trophies to pass the only thing Auburn actually has over the tide, retires to become the Athletic director and announces that his balls were the mold for Truck Nuts and he has made millions from it.
Then announces that he has released a dildo that was molded from his dick and three days later online purchases to women all over the SEC skyrocket but the women in Auburn out purchased all other by a rate of 5;1.
Then announces that he has released a dildo that was molded from his dick and three days later online purchases to women all over the SEC skyrocket but the women in Auburn out purchased all other by a rate of 5;1.
This post was edited on 12/13/15 at 5:37 pm
Posted on 12/13/15 at 5:35 pm to Decker
This might be the best thing I've read on here all month.
Posted on 12/13/15 at 5:48 pm to Decker
Colts fantasy : they give up 51 points to Jax Jaguaurs. Irsay is pissed , The wheels are now in motion. Gruden to the gumps
Posted on 12/13/15 at 5:51 pm to Decker
I want him to get caught with kiddie porn and go to jail with Subway Jared.
Posted on 12/13/15 at 6:10 pm to TheCaterpillar
That would be very humiliating. But would it taint 2003 for LSU?
Posted on 12/13/15 at 6:21 pm to TheCaterpillar
Nah, he needs to get caught on camera "airtight" with Daniel Tosh and 2 underage minority ringers, thinking he is helping Joey Freshwater "recruit" a couple 5 star db's.
Posted on 12/13/15 at 6:45 pm to Decker
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Decker
Posted on 12/13/15 at 6:48 pm to Decker
In a shocking move he takes his talents BACK to South Beach. He also secretly released the video he had of Emmert with a donkey in Juarez.
Posted on 12/13/15 at 7:49 pm to Decker
I did not read the post but with regards to coach Saban leaving here are my two thoughts that I have expressed before
1. I hope he remains at Alabama
2. If he decides to leave I hope he goes to Vanderbilt. Would love to see turn that program around
1. I hope he remains at Alabama
2. If he decides to leave I hope he goes to Vanderbilt. Would love to see turn that program around
Posted on 12/13/15 at 7:52 pm to Decker
This is a great post 
Posted on 12/14/15 at 12:13 am to TheCaterpillar
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I want him to get caught with kiddie porn and go to jail with Subway Jared.
Geez... kinda over the top, don't you think?
That would mean that some innocent kids were taken advantage of...
Posted on 12/14/15 at 7:43 am to Decker
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dropping off a crate of poisoned carrots at Freeze's house.
Posted on 12/14/15 at 8:05 am to Decker
A&M Version:
Alabama beats Michigan St. 60-0 and then beats OU 78-0 on the way to another national title, thereby solidifying the status of the SEC for all recruits that are considering other conferences.
Then after the title game Nick Saban announces he is moving to the Colts, but during the press conference he gives a ten minutes speech about how sorry the University of Texas is ran, and advises any decent coach- he mentions Kiffin and Herman by name- to never ever take a job offer from those sorry bastards and their incompetent back-stabbing boosters.
Alabama beats Michigan St. 60-0 and then beats OU 78-0 on the way to another national title, thereby solidifying the status of the SEC for all recruits that are considering other conferences.
Then after the title game Nick Saban announces he is moving to the Colts, but during the press conference he gives a ten minutes speech about how sorry the University of Texas is ran, and advises any decent coach- he mentions Kiffin and Herman by name- to never ever take a job offer from those sorry bastards and their incompetent back-stabbing boosters.
This post was edited on 12/14/15 at 8:07 am
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