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OM, what is your battle plan for Berkeley?

Posted on 8/17/17 at 8:11 am
Posted by white beans
Member since Sep 2009
5637 posts
Posted on 8/17/17 at 8:11 am
It is a long trip to foreign soil where hostiles will be waiting to exact justice for past atrocities on your tailgaters.

Will you cuck to them and say that you are, in fact, "New Miss" and that the Grove Bear is your mascot or will you shout Hotty Toddy in their face like proud Rebals?
Posted by TheTideMustRoll
Birmingham, AL
Member since Dec 2009
8906 posts
Posted on 8/17/17 at 8:13 am to
This is definitely one of those times when I wish Ole Miss still played Dixie and their fans still waved Rebel flags. The game itself would still be lackluster, but the storm surrounding it would be unreal.
Posted by Vecchio Cane
Ivory Tower
Member since Jul 2016
17722 posts
Posted on 8/17/17 at 8:20 am to
quote:

This is definitely one of those times when I wish Ole Miss still played Dixie and their fans still waved Rebel flags.


I guess we'll see.

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a person who rises in opposition


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Posted by white beans
Member since Sep 2009
5637 posts
Posted on 8/17/17 at 8:21 am to
It will still be a shitstorm, question is will the runts bite pillows while Antifa go in dry or will they stay true to who they are?
Posted by white beans
Member since Sep 2009
5637 posts
Posted on 8/17/17 at 8:22 am to
Or claim to be anyway
Posted by DingLeeBerry
Member since Oct 2014
10894 posts
Posted on 8/17/17 at 8:39 am to
quote:

It is a long trip to foreign soil where hostiles will be waiting to exact justice for past atrocities on your tailgaters.


Just substitute hummus blobs for the cold chicken tenders and be sure the tailgating fine china is biodegradable and all will be well.
Posted by Insideradvantage
Member since Oct 2014
6871 posts
Posted on 8/17/17 at 8:43 am to
Ironically, it's California that has more hate groups than anywhere else in the country.
This post was edited on 8/17/17 at 8:44 am
Posted by Mootsman
Charlotte, NC
Member since Oct 2012
6024 posts
Posted on 8/17/17 at 8:46 am to
They should be able to go in and bash those nerds and shove them in their locker room lockers on their way out.
Posted by Gatorbait2008
Member since Aug 2015
22953 posts
Posted on 8/17/17 at 8:49 am to
Ole Miss fans, be aware

There will likely be protest, or at bare minimum abusive out lash towards your team and fanbase in California at the University of Berkeley.

This college, like most in California, but somehow even more so, is liberal. These heathens wear flowers in their hair and don't eat meat.

They love mother Earth. The Beatles were good till Lennon left in their minds, because he made them "real." They follow trends, but not the cool kind. You can find them in Starbucks 8-10 hours a day, drinking their non-fat latte while protesting the "man".

They spit and stomp on the American flag. They think Black Lives Matter, but only the poor blacks. The rich ones are just tanned whiteys. When in force, they ramble about socialism and Carl Marx. You will instantly be bored and want to slap a baby, if it would get you away from them.

These hippies do not shower, because the natural scent is a connection with Earth. Their women do not shave their arm pits, but will shave half of their head to look like the girl on the prison tv show. They are covered in tats, all will look the same. They got them because they are "artistic", not because they are following the trend.


What I am saying Ole Miss...is.

Burn that place to the ground. Put 70 on them. For all of us.
Posted by Allyn McKeen
Key West, FL
Member since Jun 2012
4274 posts
Posted on 8/17/17 at 8:54 am to
You are thinking too much.

1) Mississippi is "back east" somewhere. Californians don't know or care much about north and south issues.
2) It is football. Asian kids don't care much about football. That eliminates a large chunk of the Berkeley population.
3) It is football. Radicals won't know they were even there.
Posted by Vecchio Cane
Ivory Tower
Member since Jul 2016
17722 posts
Posted on 8/17/17 at 8:55 am to
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They should be able to go in and bash those nerds and shove them in their locker room lockers on their way out.





There are twice as many people within 15 miles of Cal Berkeley as there are in the entire state of MS.

OM fans need to go there and enjoy the culture and great food and then get out. Don't look for the kind of unhinged crazy that resides in some people there
This post was edited on 8/17/17 at 8:57 am
Posted by Killean
Port Charlotte, FL
Member since Nov 2010
4669 posts
Posted on 8/17/17 at 8:57 am to
I think you can sum up Ole Miss perfectly with this statement:


General Sherman has been to Atlanta more than they have.
Posted by TailbackU
ATL
Member since Oct 2005
11077 posts
Posted on 8/17/17 at 9:11 am to
I hope Ole Miss crushes Cal and when they are up 70-0, they go for 2.
Posted by Insideradvantage
Member since Oct 2014
6871 posts
Posted on 8/17/17 at 9:16 am to
shite, I just hope we win.
Posted by Saskwatch
Member since Feb 2016
16537 posts
Posted on 8/17/17 at 9:21 am to
quote:

It is a long trip to foreign soil where hostiles will be waiting to exact justice for past atrocities on your tailgaters


Baw you should be gearing up for the Florida Man. That's where it will go down.
Posted by cedrebfan
EDWARDS,MS.
Member since Apr 2016
31 posts
Posted on 8/17/17 at 9:49 am to
Bulldogs lick their butts!
Posted by Vecchio Cane
Ivory Tower
Member since Jul 2016
17722 posts
Posted on 8/17/17 at 9:55 am to
quote:

Bulldogs lick their butts!


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This plug is composed of fibrous plant residue mixed with a special mucus that the bear produces in it's digestive system. It's a butt plug that keeps the bear from defecating as it hibernates.

When they wake up black bears eat each others butt plugs.


Posted by The Hawg Marshal
Arkansas
Member since Nov 2010
222 posts
Posted on 8/17/17 at 10:03 am to
I think y'all will throttle Cal. If you do some how lose.... it's going to be a long year. But I think the death of Ole Miss has been greatly exaggerated. jmo
Posted by Wienerboy
Member since Oct 2016
1095 posts
Posted on 8/17/17 at 11:07 am to
I will bet a skinned black bear that ESPN will send game day to Berkeley to stir up the race card.
Bear fans I would advise you to stay home and watch billy brewer highlights
Posted by Pinche Cabron
TN
Member since Nov 2015
3639 posts
Posted on 8/17/17 at 11:11 am to
quote:

Ironically, it's California that has more hate groups than anywhere else in the country.


Not so ironically, California has 13 times the people of Mississippi
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