re: Ole Miss: tFlagship

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That gives her a solid excuse for unleashing the beast all over you but being able to blame something else out of her control.

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Yeah, that excuse is called rape if you catch the wrong broad with your brilliant scheme

Yeah... At that age they may still have some modicum of self respect.

Rehardless, I'll be cheering for you. You've earned it with your stellar performance on the recruiting board.

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We started talking summer going into my Junior year of high school dated from there until the start of my freshman year in college. We went back and forth until about January/February 2015. Now I don't talk to her she doesn't talk to me and I'm fine with that. I'll always care about her and she will always be special to me in a way but as for how she affects my life anymore? Nothing at all. Yall can make fun of me all yall want but every single one of yall have experienced your first serious relationship crumbling for things out of your hands or because your actions...in my case it was out of my hands. We would still be together if it wasn't for the distance and as much as she hates me she knows that and I think that's also a reason why she hates me so much because she doesn't want any feelings coming back. Which I understand. Yeah yeah Buga is Beta...I don't care

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Buga, here is what you need to do:

1) Immediately extend your right arm while turning your palm medial.
2) Look squarely at your palm and say a quick prayer asking the Lord to take this burden.
3) Then smite thyself...and I mean pimp smack the shite out of yourself hard enough that you are afraid you may break your hand.

Now that you have knocked some sense into yourself you can start thinking with your small head instead of all that emotional crap. Now go find some "strange" and knock the mud off your boots until the skank is just a distant memory

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I've been tied down for a while, just not a good idea to intentionally heavily liquor up a chick on the first date to get her to bang you

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I wouldn't say "intentionally" heavily liqouring her up...


more of...start her off with a beer and then "hey..how about we do one shot real quick"...then hopefully loosen her up for a few more as the night goes on.















































and yes....I fully realize that this probably sounded a lot different/better in my head.

Just saying bruh, you're playing with fire unless you are ridiculously good looking like myself

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The DENNIS system

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Just saying bruh, you're playing with fire unless you are ridiculously good looking like myself

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Never had any backlash from that....

matter of fact...I've had some pretty good 2-4 month relationships by doing that. Understandably....there's probably a good reason why a relationship doesn't last more than that if we start it out with tequila-induce slop-sex.

True dat

goddammit....we're already 3 pages past that. We're now discussing the best way to capture a sluts heart. I say it's through her liquored up vag...what say you?