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Posted on 6/26/14 at 12:43 am to
Posted by Rebelgator
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Posted on 6/26/14 at 12:43 am to
Pivey is sexually attracted to owls.
This post was edited on 6/26/14 at 12:44 am
Posted by Wanderin Reb
Gallifrey
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Posted on 6/26/14 at 12:44 am to
pivey thinks the Clash of the Titans remake is better than the original.
Posted by PanhandleDawg
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Posted on 6/26/14 at 12:46 am to
Pivey's parents once sent an app and 4 years pre-paid tuition and boarding to Chamberlain Hunt Academy. It came back stamped "Return to Sender".
This post was edited on 6/26/14 at 12:48 am
Posted by abellsujr
New England
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Posted on 6/26/14 at 12:46 am to
Pivey said Wrath of the Titans was better than both
Posted by Wanderin Reb
Gallifrey
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10738 posts
Posted on 6/26/14 at 12:48 am to
Before ordering fries pivey asks the table if anyone else will have some.
Posted by Rebelgator
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Posted on 6/26/14 at 12:49 am to
Pivey thinks Tenant was better than Smith
Posted by CNB
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Posted on 6/26/14 at 12:50 am to
quote:

Pivey thinks Tenant was better than Smith


They each have their pros and cons
Posted by JustinBieberFan
Missouri
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Posted on 6/26/14 at 12:51 am to
Pivey goes to the strip club and has a seizure in the middle of a lapdance.
Posted by Wanderin Reb
Gallifrey
Member since Jun 2013
10738 posts
Posted on 6/26/14 at 12:52 am to
quote:

They each have their pros and cons


Yeeeeaaah gonna have to agree with CNB here. Bad choice of pivery joke because both were awesome in their own way.

Smith benefited from better story-arcs but Tennant absolutely KILLED it as the Doctor.
Posted by Rebelgator
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Posted on 6/26/14 at 12:54 am to
That was more a shot at you.


Pivey doesn't watch the BBC because he googled it once and clicked the pornhub link.
Posted by Wanderin Reb
Gallifrey
Member since Jun 2013
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Posted on 6/26/14 at 12:56 am to
I love all Doctors equally, even the oldies.

And this

quote:

Pivey doesn't watch the BBC because he googled it once and clicked the pornhub link.


is a good one.
Posted by YouDontKnowBro
Los Angeles
Member since Apr 2014
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Posted on 6/26/14 at 1:05 am to
Pivey chose to go to MSU over LSU because he heard the girls at LSU were easier.
Posted by lsutothetop
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Posted on 6/26/14 at 1:25 am to
and to think MSU was so close to getting out too
Posted by Eric Nies Grind Time
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Posted on 6/26/14 at 6:20 am to
Pivey buys Lana del rey on vinyl.
Posted by Slippery Slope
Hail Satan
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Posted on 6/26/14 at 6:40 am to
quote:

Pivey cuts his penis until it bleeds once a month, so his girlfriend doesn't have to go through her period alone.


I've only read the last two pages, but this is tough to beat.

Also, pivey has pipes on his truck.
Posted by silenth69
New Orleans
Member since Jan 2013
649 posts
Posted on 6/26/14 at 7:09 am to
quote:

hoisted anything

Speaking of hoisting.......
Posted by FAF
NOLA
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Posted on 6/26/14 at 10:47 am to
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We have disc golf and track ships.


Posted by joeytiger
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Member since Jul 2012
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Posted on 6/26/14 at 10:55 am to
Pivey pushes his boner down, instead of tucking it in his underwear band.
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