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re: Ohio State Fans Violate Bear's Statue

Posted on 12/31/14 at 8:26 am to
Posted by Pettifogger
Capitol Hill Autonomous Zone
Member since Feb 2012
79250 posts
Posted on 12/31/14 at 8:26 am to
On one hand, it is a near certainty that someone will lose their life as a result of this, and that is terrible.

On the other hand, I'm annoyed with these Ohio State fricks. Your school isn't that good nor is it prestigious, your state is a dying shithole, and your football team will likely be destroyed and propel the gumps to the championship game (thanks a fricking lot).
Posted by Crimson Legend
Mount St Gumpus
Member since Nov 2004
15478 posts
Posted on 12/31/14 at 8:26 am to
They don't seem to understand that:

1. We only kill trees when we lose,
2. The trees in Ohio are more valuable than the people...and better looking,

and


3. Enjoy Bourbon Street, buckeye fans, but don't get drunk in a Krystal. Just sayin'
Posted by boddagetta
Moulton
Member since Mar 2011
9999 posts
Posted on 12/31/14 at 8:29 am to
quote:

Buckeye trees are all over the South, too.


And?

What's that got to do with the price of tea in China?
Posted by higgs_boson
State College, PA
Member since Sep 2014
22456 posts
Posted on 12/31/14 at 8:31 am to
The poor trees.
Posted by BamainbigD
Allen, TX
Member since Jan 2010
634 posts
Posted on 12/31/14 at 8:35 am to
It must suck for you living life with a dick for a nose. Poor bastard.
Posted by GooseSix
Member since Jun 2012
19531 posts
Posted on 12/31/14 at 8:36 am to
quote:

The poor trees.



Yeah, they have feelings and stuff..
Posted by MrLarson
Member since Oct 2014
34984 posts
Posted on 12/31/14 at 8:37 am to
You know Harvey is thumbing on I10 right now with a sign "Columbus, OH". I will have to listen to Finebaum today if he is on.

One of you bammers needs to buy him some minutes on his phone so he can call in.
Posted by northalabamacracker
Glasgow
Member since Sep 2011
6466 posts
Posted on 12/31/14 at 8:37 am to
Unleash the Updyke!!!!
Posted by Crimson Legend
Mount St Gumpus
Member since Nov 2004
15478 posts
Posted on 12/31/14 at 8:38 am to
quote:

quote:
The poor trees.


Yeah, they have feelings and stuff..


Well, if there is a such thing as quality of life for a tree, you have to think their buckeye trees have it better than the auburn oaks which endured countless gatherings of orange and blue cultists throwing toilet paper in their branches.
Posted by LukeSidewalker
Mobile, Alabama
Member since Dec 2012
8417 posts
Posted on 12/31/14 at 8:39 am to
It really looks like oYlO.
Posted by heartbreakTiger
grinding for my grinders
Member since Jan 2008
138974 posts
Posted on 12/31/14 at 8:39 am to
those buckeye fans are so fricked now. they must not know how the bama mart fans operate
Posted by Irondoctor
Member since Jun 2007
1359 posts
Posted on 12/31/14 at 8:40 am to
Somebody gonna get teabagged for sure,think I would've worn a mask.
Posted by MrMojoRisin
Udûn
Member since May 2014
6995 posts
Posted on 12/31/14 at 8:41 am to
Posted by higgs_boson
State College, PA
Member since Sep 2014
22456 posts
Posted on 12/31/14 at 8:41 am to
Cue Ride of the Valkyries
Posted by scrooster
Resident Ethicist
Member since Jul 2012
37681 posts
Posted on 12/31/14 at 8:42 am to
quote:

My Tide buddies wont like this. Looks more like harmless prank than "violation" but that's what the Yank crowd are claiming.

Oh hell naw


Well, if Bama needed any motivation ... there you go. The yankee bastards stepped over the line.

Make'em pay Bama - don't let that shite go unpunished.
Posted by auburnphan23
Member since Jan 2014
5862 posts
Posted on 12/31/14 at 8:42 am to
quote:

They just wanted to see a title winning coach that wasn't fired in disgrace

Considering the Bear was a drunk, womanizer, and self admitted cheater, what does it say about bammer that they never fired him? Oh yeah, it says bammer will do anything to win
This post was edited on 12/31/14 at 8:43 am
Posted by Gump4heisman
Birmingham, AL
Member since Nov 2013
740 posts
Posted on 12/31/14 at 8:43 am to
Harvey coming. This could be the plot for Final Destination 48 for these poor souls.
Posted by Crimson Legend
Mount St Gumpus
Member since Nov 2004
15478 posts
Posted on 12/31/14 at 8:45 am to
quote:

TigerNMiami


quote:

auburnphan23


quote:

Bama thread


Party on, guys.


Posted by FUBAR
USA
Member since Sep 2004
4442 posts
Posted on 12/31/14 at 8:45 am to
Buckeye fans, do NOT allow yourself to become incapacitated in the French quarter... you will become a victim of bizarre sexual assault by Bama fans. It doesn't even matter if you win or lose the game.
Posted by AU4real35
Member since Jan 2014
16065 posts
Posted on 12/31/14 at 8:46 am to
quote:

The poor trees


quote:

Yeah, they have feelings and stuff.


Harvey, is that you?

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