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re: Offseason Thread #659 - What schtick towards your fanbase is the most overused?

Posted on 1/13/13 at 7:56 pm to
Posted by blacknblu
Member since Nov 2011
10276 posts
Posted on 1/13/13 at 7:56 pm to
R-Kansas. When I see this, I don't know if someone is fishing, or he/she can't spell.

Show some originality for goodness sakes.
Posted by HarryBalzack
Member since Oct 2012
15221 posts
Posted on 1/13/13 at 8:03 pm to
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Blackout references are far and away my least favorite.
Y'all did that one to yourselves.

"Gump" bothers me a little.
Posted by Lordofwrath88
Tuscaloosa
Member since Oct 2012
6855 posts
Posted on 1/13/13 at 8:12 pm to
Gump actually doesn't bother me.... and I don't know why. Maybe because Forrest was super fast, an All-American and a war hero.
Posted by RFM
Member since Aug 2009
1062 posts
Posted on 1/13/13 at 9:48 pm to
How us UT fans are hung like mules and screw our cousins for hours.

I can only last about 3 minutes with my hot cousin, but 20+ with my fat one.
Posted by Ortho Reb
New Orleans, LA
Member since Dec 2011
9466 posts
Posted on 1/13/13 at 9:59 pm to
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You'd be surprised. I went to Vermont a few years ago and they were blown away that I could enunciate.


I played on a traveling soccer team out of Jackson, MS, and people really thought we were going to show up with no shoes and straw hats. They were really surprised when we beat the shite out of them.

Posted by I Ham That I Ham
Oh Lord, it's hard to be humble
Member since Jan 2012
10773 posts
Posted on 1/13/13 at 10:07 pm to
I feel like other fanbases have a deep respect for Arkansas and its fans. No schticks are used toward us.
Posted by JB14
Sutpen's Hundred
Member since May 2012
254 posts
Posted on 1/13/13 at 11:08 pm to
JFC?
Posted by 12
Redneck part of Florida
Member since Nov 2010
18754 posts
Posted on 1/14/13 at 6:52 am to
When people say UAT. I have never understood why this is some type of insult.
Posted by DCRebel
An office somewhere
Member since Aug 2009
17644 posts
Posted on 1/14/13 at 7:09 am to
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I played on a traveling soccer team out of Jackson, MS, and people really thought we were going to show up with no shoes and straw hats. They were really surprised when we beat the shite out of them.



shite, when we went on mock trial and model UN conferences (yeah I'm a huge nerd fricking deal with it) all of the Southern people were mocked... right before we owned arse.

I know a guy who won some national debate competition who is from bumfrick nowhereseville Mississippi (Wayne County area). He looks and sounds like a rube but when he was in his debate competitions and shite he was on fire. People couldn't believe it.
Posted by tketaco
Sunnyside, Houston
Member since Jan 2010
19451 posts
Posted on 1/14/13 at 7:15 am to
Cajun Jokes. I'm from Texas goddamnit.
Posted by FinleyStreet
Member since Aug 2011
7898 posts
Posted on 1/14/13 at 9:05 am to
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I know a guy who won some national debate competition who is from bumfrick nowhereseville Mississippi (Wayne County area). He looks and sounds like a rube but when he was in his debate competitions and shite he was on fire. People couldn't believe it.


That's awesome, actually.

I know quite a few brilliant folks with very heavy accents.
Posted by BOSCEAUX
Where the Down Boys go.
Member since Mar 2008
47719 posts
Posted on 1/14/13 at 10:11 am to
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I know a guy who won some national debate competition who is from bumfrick nowhereseville Mississippi (Wayne County area). He looks and sounds like a rube but when he was in his debate competitions and shite he was on fire. People couldn't believe it.


He pulled a Carville.
Posted by ksrph
Alabaster, AL
Member since Jan 2010
1168 posts
Posted on 1/14/13 at 10:14 am to
More of just an Bama - Auburn thing, but, I laugh everytime I hear or read an Auburn fan talk about Bama fans as trailer trash...there are far more mobile homes in Lee County than Tuscaloosa.

Maybe it will change with Auburn building new student housing, but, it's like a ritual for Auburn students to live in a trailer at some point. I've got several friends who bought their kids trailers when they got accepted to Auburn.

They may build the trailers in West Alabama, but, they move most of them to Auburn/Opelika.
Posted by KurtGoBang1
Member since Dec 2012
947 posts
Posted on 1/14/13 at 10:16 am to
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I lived in St.Martin Parish for 8 years.Cajuns are nothing but rednecks with a stupid accent.Also as far as inbreeding,I can show you several married couples that are first or second cousins and they were arranged marriages.Last name only if you want.

ETA:I can also take you to places that black people aren't allowed if you want to go the racism route.



Due to you believing my comment was not a joke I am inclined to believe you are a product of one of those marriages. Who knows that many fricking inbred couples? That's pretty fricked up.

ETA: LSWho is weak.
This post was edited on 1/14/13 at 10:17 am
Posted by UAFanFromNOLA
NOLA
Member since Dec 2011
4882 posts
Posted on 1/14/13 at 10:30 am to
As someone who has lived in both places, I can attest that they are the same damn thing.
Posted by InThroughTheOutDore
Middle TN
Member since Nov 2008
7383 posts
Posted on 1/14/13 at 10:57 am to
We have Vandy fans?!?!
Posted by TiptonInSC
Aiken, SC
Member since Dec 2012
18908 posts
Posted on 1/14/13 at 11:21 am to
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Never underestimate the ignorance and stupidity of the American people.


Very true. Just look at the entire mess that's in Washington...
Posted by Quidam65
Q Continuum
Member since Jun 2010
19307 posts
Posted on 1/14/13 at 11:26 am to
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If the answer is yes, may I suggest Bell Corporation (stock symbol BLL). Bell Corp. is one of the leading manufacturers in mason jar production.

Since the 2012 Aggie football season, Bell Corp.'s stock has increased over four dollars a share. Coincidence? I think not.




First of all it's Ball Corporation, not Bell.

Second, according to the Wikipedia article, Ball no longer makes the glass containers. The biggest chunk of their business is products for the space program.

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